Why is everybody obsessing over Obama’s ‘African-American’ selfness? Canadian media can’t shut up about it either. What a bunch of wankers, it’s really not that big a deal.

How about intelligence, determination, credentials, charisma, relative youth and a lack of spot-changing as we usually see, don’t those qualities count anymore?.

Doesn’t the fact that the guy is the best candidate for Prez to come down the pike in a long time mean anything? It sure does to me.

Both are very very alpha-domination idiosyncrasies.

(I wish I could claim credit for remembering that…but it was my wife.)

“Elitist” == uppity
“Presumptuous” == uppity
“Celebrity” == uppity

I’d rather have two FOX News style stations full of retard conservatives to contend with than the tremulous ignorance of MSNBC’s and CNN’s juvenile attempts at being journalists.

But I suppose one can’t expect the Goopers to remember that since their guy is one of the people who voted against making King’s birthday a holiday ….

Sadly, the Architectural Digest coverage of the McCain Mansion
http://www.architecturaldigest.com/homes/features/archive/mccain_slideshow_072005?showall=true
shows that it was done in South-West “style”. The biggest accusation that can be levelled at them from the slide show is that they appear to have an inordinate fondness for folk art. Besides, they sold that dump for $12 million.

The double condo is at 2211 Camelback.
http://www.2211camelback.com/views%20NE.htm
Which is of a much more modern design.

And I suspect that even Cindy McCain would draw the line at classical columns at the Sedona ranch.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/08/images/20050829-5_p082905pm-0125-515h.html

That’s right, eating cake with George “Helluva Job Brownie” Bush.

Maybe that Twin Cities crack was justified.

My media handlers/bosses have told me that there is this Innertubes tradition called “Shorter …..”.

I have seen the speeches my bosses – oops, my friends – George and Mr. Cheney have written. Here is the shorter version of them, so you LIE-bruls don’t have to sully our glorious convention by viewing it:

“Fear everything and everybody that isn’t white, especially uppity Negroes running for president. I wanna FEEL your fear and hatred!”

Fixed.

Us heartland republicans will be doing a much better thing for my acceptance speech.

They are preparing a mock-up of the cell that I spent 5 1/2 years in. I will make my acceptance speech while shackled to the bed.

Take THAT, you lousy LIE-bruls!

I’d bet Cliff Schecter has some video over at Brave New World Films.

anyone?

Biden’s assertions about Obama’s foreign-policy judgment may or may not stick. But he’s got a much better chance of fulfilling the traditional attack role. He was all over John McCain Wednesday night—and will be for the rest of the race. He has perfected the senatorial two-step of lathering his victim in friendship first (“John McCain is my friend”) before dismantling him repeatedly. That lends weight to the attacks, and Biden knows his brief when talking about foreign affairs.

Emphasis mine. Dear wingnuts, if you think that constant ranging ODS over even minute details is going to be a sufficient argument, may you live in interesting times.