Comments on: It’s Obama, It’s Obama…

By: Tangled in a Webb. On the back Burner. It’s a bomber. « GrantRoberts.com

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:21:27 +0000

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By: Out and About at Strange, But True!

Out and About at Strange, But True! — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:14:05 +0000

[...] Sadly No! guys had a funny the other day with Mötorhead’s Bomber, as “It’s Obama”. With it now loaded [...]

By: kenga

kenga — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:50:02 +0000

Sm*t, I love ya man.
Not only have you given me an idea of how to spend my Labor Day, you’ve reminded me of my first concert.
I don’t know how to properly thank you.

By: George Smiley

George Smiley — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:29:23 +0000

Yup. Still banned. Chickenshits.

By: No More Drunk Jokes About Ann Althouse. Fart Jokes? NOW You're Talkin'.

No More Drunk Jokes About Ann Althouse. Fart Jokes? NOW You're Talkin'. — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:19:37 +0000

Larry Johnson’s liver, meanwhile, was in a dive in Denver, making love to its tonic and gin.

By: sagra

sagra — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:04:37 +0000

I don’t get the PUMAs. They complain about how unfair it is that Hillary didn’t win the primary, wahh wahh wahh. But what if she had won? The general election is one gigantic fuking uphill battle for any Democrat. It’s so unfair that the word unfair doesn’t even cover it.

If you get a million college students to register to vote, the Republicans will make them all share one fuking voting machine. If you sign up a million poor people to vote, the Republicans will threaten them with the police.

If your candidate is poor, he can’t even get into the race. If he’s rich, then he’s a la-di-da prima donna hypocrite elitist who DEMANDS hard to find beverages. If he has a lot of accomplishments, then he’s liar and a braggart. If not, then he’s too inexperienced. If he doesn’t speak to huge crowds, then HA! HA! HA! he’s a dork and everybody hates him! If he speaks to huge crowds, then he thinks he’s god.

Hillary got a small taste of that, and damn, if her supporters haven’t acted like big babies about it. I can’t see how they’d expect to whine and cry themselves into a November win.

By: Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:38:53 +0000

Shorter Truth:

You liberals will be sorry when I get to spend the next four years making fun of our evil anti-American black First Lady.

By: Josh R.

Josh R. — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:25:26 +0000

But how obvious can it be that Obama’s handlers stopped her from speaking her mind? Americans see it and know it. And it is funny and pathetic.

…You can see into people’s minds! Holy cow, man, let’s go to the casino, you’re gonna win me some money!

By: cowalker

cowalker — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:23:34 +0000

Eleanor A:
“I keep thinking of that line from Star Wars when the Senate votes for Palpatine: ‘So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.’”

So if there’s no applause when McCain gets the nomination at the Republican Convention, it’s proof that he will preserve liberty? But what if he does get applause? I guess it’ll be OK if it’s not thunderous. Which is a quite possible scenario.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:30:21 +0000

The Truth said,

August 28, 2008 at 1:58

And so the affirmative action nomination process has come to a hilarious, pathetic end.

Yea. We let you post here.

By: D.N. Nation

D.N. Nation — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:30:02 +0000

Shorter Truth, after Obama’s win in Colorado/NM clinches the 2008 election:

LOL! Just you wait until Obama turns out to be a lousy president! Ha ha, I win! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go…use the bathroom. And I want to take this newspaper with pictures of her in there because…the articles are interesting. And today’s Mallard Fillmore is just gold.

By: N.C.

N.C. — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:03:39 +0000

When St. Johnny Sinclair McPOW was a POW, all he had was a dilapidated wooden altar and a toothless vestal virgin with a unibrow. Obama doesn’t know how good he’s got it.

By: N.C.

N.C. — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:01:36 +0000

Hmph. At least Obama knows how many temples he owns.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:44:08 +0000

Yes, of course the Democrats have tried to rehabilitate Michelle by stage managing her appearances with softball appearances in Oprah, Ebony, etc

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!one11eleventy

O NOES! Troofy has discovered our secrits – weee R hiding Michelle by only letting her appear on friendly meee-deee-ah. Nevermind the interviews she did on news stations…

Um, Troof? 1. It’s a [expletive deleted] political campaign, what the hell did you expect? AND
2. No one is allowed to use that criticism without first going to town on the FoxNews administration – at least not without getting laughed at.

But that’s okay Troofee – we know you have a learning disability and a totally lack of understanding of how unbelievably stupid the things you say are.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:01:39 +0000

The Truth said,
August 28, 2008 at 1:58 [and at .... and at .... and at ...]
the domesticated Michelle Obama being allowed out in public again…
…the Democrats have tried to rehabilitate Michelle by stage managing her appearances…
One habit I have tried to acquire over the last year or so — purely for the selfish reasons of self-esteem and mental hygiene and that sort of thing — is to ask myself, before posting a comment, “Would I say that to her face?”
Just saying.

By: large

large — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:29:52 +0000

remember that old huey lewis and the news song, “the paua of love”? mmm, shellfish.

By: Johnny Coelacanth

Johnny Coelacanth — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:08:04 +0000

In Las Vegas the word for abalone is, um, shellfish I suppose. We don’t get to make amusing puns, but we do have lots of strippers and good restaurants.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:00:53 +0000

In New Zealand the word for abalone is ‘paua’. This means we get to make jokes about “The paua and the glory” and “Speaking truth to paua”.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:50:50 +0000

“Larry Oldpot ” is an anagram of “Parody Troll”.

(Thanks, Mikey).

By: Brandi

Brandi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:41:24 +0000

Shorter Troof: Up yours, nigger!