Maybe I don’t give a shit if people hate Democratic politicians. They don’t have to vote for them. More or less Democrats suck.

The issue is, and I see that HTML hasn’t yet filed from an anti-war rally (which I’d happily read) or a pro-anarchist march (which I’d happily mock) OR done anything to challenge the power structure of the ACTUAL ELECTED DEMOCRATS. I don’t know if you understand this or care, but there’s a vast difference between attacking Joe Biden and mocking Duncan Black.

But then, who gives a shit, right? So long as HTML is filing this great shit (and Jennifer, please explain the irony of a single woman getting grouped in with “fan boys” like it’s a point of honor or something.)

Here’s a hint fan boys: I don’t give a shit — hell, I welcome — HTML attacking those who have a stake in the policy that has failed us. I DON’T GIVE A SHITE HOW HE FEELS ABOUT MARKOS.

Until you understand that, well, you don’t get sh*t.

hey mom! mom! MOM!
a man on the street told me that if i gagged on his manjewels and licked his choad, he would give me THIS awesome watch right here!

Nice job sneaking in…

More meta.

Hey Jay, what does the B stand for? Buttface?

HAH!!!!!

Do I have to go through the entire etymology of “America’s Wang™” for you? Don’t make me turn this blog around.

Also, thanks to trifecta for the shout-out, which made my subsequent comment redundant. Not the first time, won’t be the last. But what do I know? After all, fat, drunk, and blogging is no way to go through life.

At first, I thought it was a Firedoglake parody. That was even funnier.

Not to piss on anyone’s parade, Jay B.

But what would you prefer be written? (I’ll lay off the Yul Brenner, and the So Shall It Be Done.)

If I’m reading that the way you intended for it to be interpreted…the irony is overpowering.

why don’t you ask for your money back

Right. Which totally explains why he wanted to go in the first place. And thrilled us with: “The Fascists at the DNA Wouldn’t Give Me a Pass (ha-ha)” “I Scored A Phony Pass (But it Didn’t Work)” and “Gavin Finally Got Me In and the Beer Sux”.

Turning the DNC into teh funny is hard enough, unless you’re willing to puke on Nancy Pelosi or go wicked gonzo. But going to hack out some bloggers — bloggers, mikey, that who mostly agree with everything you just said you wanted from the Democrats — you’re all right. i don’t get the joke.

What were you expecting? Some neo-nazi to dive out a six floor hotel window while wearing a full RealTree suit and a big blonde wig?

Now, if he did that, it would be funny. This is, as you all tell me — and I’ve seen over the years — a comedy site. If this is indeed the case, Entertain me.

I get a distinct tingle in my left knee that tells me that someone here is woefully unaware of a lot of internet traditions. (Looking at you, Jay.)

You’re right. The Internet Tradition of “I Am Adam Yoshida Atrios” (smirk, larf) totally escapes my elitist grasp of humor, which can be objectively explained in a math proof.

I find fan boys really funny though, so this gives me a good chuckle. I’m sure HTML will come back with another witty rejoinder like “I’m Charles Johnson, jerk” which only us retarded obsessives would even comprehend as a reference.