Above: Fueled by Geritol and spite
- The radical feminist Title IX has crippled our competitiveness in macho sports such as men’s gymnastics — and men’s freestyle wrestling, except for that, uh, son of illegal immigrants who so-called “won a gold medal” in men’s freestyle wrestling.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Note: The 110 medals won by US athletes in the 2008 Summer Olympics are divided nearly equally between males and females.