Example: “So I said Shunny when I shoulda said Sheeyite — I mean terrorist — I mean al-Qaeda… I can’t help it! I’m a drug-crazed Vietnam vet, like what you see on Starsky & Hutch! Pity me with your votes, if you have an iota of patriotism in you! You can be sure I’ll be on a better sleep schedule when I’m sleeping in the White House!”

That, and they’re BOTH the wrong one.

Papa, you’re talking about people who don’t believe in science.

Naw, he lacks a hose, any cleansing solutions and thinks a coochie is a lake in Florida.

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Dickie Cohen wishes that he had ever, or will ever, write something that good. Or that sensible, for that matter. What a tool.

“Strike” as opposed to “strikethough” will work, as will drinking a lot.

” I can cite Shelly, whose last name will not be mentioned laughed at me when I asked her to prom THE CASTRATING BITCH, who aced algebra but when called to the board in geography class, located the Sahara Desert right where the Gobi usually is.”

Soaked rich with a glaze of insincerity.

And Cohen’s diatribe against algebra, for christ’s sake… How does this ignoramus stay employed? He’s worse than Andy Rooney, and nobody takes Rooney seriously.

The only way I could like her more is if she really did say, “Kill Whitey.”

And, also, “Soak the rich.”