Form a group called “4 More Years” or whatever. Then go into full Jon Swift mode selling the idea that McCain = 4 more years of Bush.

The commercial practically writes itself:

“In these troubled times America needs a strong leader who will finish the job that George Bush started. John McCain will stay the course in Iraq. John McCain will not back down from confronting Iran. John McCain will continue the Bush tax policies that have done so much for our economy. Vote John McCain and finish the job George Bush started.”

I mean, what non-insane voter won’t be crapping themselves at the prospect of a McCain presidency?

(Also, Wordpress is a knuckle-dragging cretinous pile of flaming monkey poop.)

1. could we please refrain from making references to gagging prominent conservative female commentators and raping them? because it’s not funny.

2. although his endorsement of mccain is obviously lame, daddy yankee makes pretty great music. lo que pasó, pasó is particularly excellent.

Just A Gigolo

Rats are highly intelligent, gregarious, playful creatures. They laugh (ultrasonically) when you tickle them.

Neoconservatives are more like komodo dragons. Cold-blooded, ill-tempered, and foaming
at the mouth with vile diseases.

Unfortunately, “komodo-dragonfuck” is just awkward.

Awesome, I’ve always harbored a secret desire to do Michelle Malkin, Anne Coulter, and Rachel Marsden.

BRB, I need to go get a Cialis and three ball gags.

ITYM gimp masks.

http://www.ajc.com/opinion/content/shared-blogs/ajc/thinkingright/index.html

Conservative support of Perot helped Clinton get elected. There is a lot of Bush resentment here in the northern ATL burbs which is as red as you can get.

I love the Guy in the Cubs Hat’s storyboard–unfortunately it would go way over the head of most of my neighbors.

Addl comment: cheating spouses will not keep southern baptists from voting for a candidate. Too many of them here do it at every opportunity. I think immigration and linking McCain to Bush are the key issues that could keep the values voters here at home or shift to Barr.

Awesome, I’ve always harbored a secret desire to do Michelle Malkin, Anne Coulter, and Rachel Marsden.

BRB, I need to go get a Cialis and three ball gags.

I know this one! It’s because they’re super-smart, right?

Umm…I’ll have to my staff get back to you.

You know, I didn’t have a pastor or a church for 5 and 1/2 years, my friends!

And maybe she can post a few nude outtakes from Friends…

I find that hard to believe, frankly. McCain doesn’t strike me as a guy who particularly cares about going to church, except for appearances.

There’s a good question for him, though. “What’s your pastor’s name, Senator? When was the last time you attended church?”

McArdle/Althouse

John McCain: He’s Old Enough to Know Better, So Why Is He Trying to Continue George Bush’s Failed Policies?

As far as ratfucking goes, does it really need to be on TV? I’d imagine there are plenty of smart folks who could whip up some intertoobz videos and get some play.