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Shorter Right-Wing Blogosphere
- Ho-hum, we condemn the alleged plot to assassinate Barack. . .OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY YELLED AT MICHELLE MALKIN!
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Above: ‘Paleoconservative’ Alex Jones gives a fleeing Malkin a harsh talking-to
El Cid said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:04
Her poor ears must be so hurt. I feel bad for ever having thought even a single liberal idea.
Matt T. said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:05
Now, why would anyone want to yell at sweet little ol’ Michelle Malkin. Why, she hasn’t advocated mass internment or stalking sick kids in two, maybe three days.
MrSparkle said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:09
I would be playing a song for Our Lady of the Concentration Camps on the world’s tiniest violin, but I couldn’t find any sheet music for Prussian Blue.
norbizness said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:09
Man, I’ve had about 12 years of Alex Jones on the cable access shows in Austin. Many of his predictions concerning UN death camps in Yellowstone haven’t panned out, but I give him credit for consistent lunacy, regardless of Administration.
P.S. He makes a 2-3 minute appearance in Linklater’s Waking Life, just yelling through a car-mounted loudspeaker. It’s awesome, almost like the angry guy who thinks work’s for suckers in Slacker.
Frank Chu said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:13
Amateur… 12 GALAXIES, BITCHES!
JoeBuddha said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:14
Life’s tough when you can’t turn off their mike…
So, who’s next?
Righteous Bubba said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:15
It’s sweet when nuts get shouted down by nuts.
Legalize said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:15
I sort of have to smile at the fact that pretty much for the rest of her life, the Malkin thing will be forced to endure people like Alex Jones.
bob said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:19
Alex Jones and Michelle Malkin………… geez, what a pair.
Emilly Litella said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:19
What’s all this I hear about someone wanting to assassinate Michelle Obama? Now why on earth would anyone want to kill that sweet lady who’s a mother to those two darling little girls? Why I never — what? what? Oh, someone was attacking Michelle Malkin? Well, that’s different! Nevermind.
Davis said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:22
Man, that was fun.
“Life’s tough when you can’t turn off their mike…
So, who’s next?”
Please, make it Bill-O.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:32
Michelle Malkin got a rude reception in Denver! OMG! I am shocked! Well at least she got her book plug in.
OB-GYN Kenobi said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:33
Anchor babies get no love.
D. Aristophanes said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:41
t3h l4m3- Frank’s a very nice guy, though. Alex Jones, not so much apparently.
Meanwhile, Malkin’s circus life proceeds apace.
D Johnston said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:42
She got lectured by Alex Jones? Holy hell! It’s like some awful Internet moron slash-fic. Malkin goes to Denver and finds one of the few people out there who’s crazier than she is.
D. Aristophanes said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:44
PS – apparently Alex Jones ran for office as a Republican in 2000 … interesting.
Legalize said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:48
Why wasn’t the Malkin thing properly armed to defend herself against such an “attacker.” Doesn’t the 2d amendment require her to be packing?
Candy said,
August 26, 2008 at 16:55
He’s obviously batty, but oh my goshness, how sweet it is to see that expression on her face.
norbizness said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:01
Look, if people want to know about Alex Jones, who says ‘Illuminati,’ ‘New World Order’ and ‘Bilderbergers’ more times than John McCain says ‘my friends,’ all you have to do is ask or check out infowars.com, but have a chemical eyewash station nearby.
Dan Someone said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:02
Note that everybody in the wingnutosphere is jumping up and down over a protestor shouting “Kill Michelle Malkin!” Well, I watched the full 9+ minute video over at People’s Press Collective, and here’s what I wrote to those fine people over there:
BDIII said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:04
F’ing awesome.
EnfantTerrible said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:24
As much as I dislike Malkin, I don’t hold with large men with loud voices yelling at small women. No sir, I don’t. Alex should have found a surrogate to do the yelling. I have a modest proposal…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmX9N8C8nko
Yeah, Gwyneth Jones would do just fine.
Caveat said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:32
I could so see that on (non)Celeb Death Match.
Or do you think Jones has a big crush on Auntie Tom and is a bit conflicted?
Mary Ruppert said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:41
Professional victims and outrage queens like Michelle Malkin get off on shit like this.
Woodrowfan said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:41
So a far-far rightwing nut job yelled at another (not quite as insane) rightwing nut job and it’s the fault of the Democrats?!?!!?!?!? The fact that Jones is popular with some braindead far lefties doesn’t make him a Democrat by any stretch….
Righteous Bubba said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:53
Professional victims and outrage queens
Victibitionists and poutrage queens!
Mary Ruppert said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:53
CatwalkPundit has another blog!:
actor212 said,
August 26, 2008 at 17:54
BAH!
I thought at least her cheerleader sweater got ripped!
Ann Althouse Hates The Playas AND The Game said,
August 26, 2008 at 18:09
In other news, cranky wingnut attention whore gets yelled at by same. Film at… oh, never mind.
Mac G said,
August 26, 2008 at 18:20
Here are the links to all 3 videos. I did a google blog search of Michell Malkin and so many headlines describe this guy as a “Leftist” or a liberal. I love how they just make shit up. Alex Jones needs to ask Cindy McCain for some pills to chill out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmE7Xb_DL5I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgsbIfHSAUA&feature=user
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTl2P7zvdg&feature=user
bayville said,
August 26, 2008 at 18:22
Hang in there you petitte flower. The EMTs are on the way.
Arky - Chuthuhlusexual said,
August 26, 2008 at 18:27
I’m sure they’re pissed that it wasn’t an ANGRY BLACK MAN.
She said, She said,
August 26, 2008 at 18:34
He makes a 2-3 minute appearance in Linklater’s Waking Life, just yelling through a car-mounted loudspeaker. It’s awesome, almost like the angry guy who thinks work’s for suckers in Slacker.
No shit! I thought I heard that loud, insistant voice before.
That Malkin person sure is small. Doesn’t she have some overbearing, athletic prep-school-bred husband? Where the hell was he during all that?
Tommykey said,
August 26, 2008 at 18:41
Doesn’t she have some overbearing, athletic prep-school-bred husband? Where the hell was he during all that?
He was probably at home back in Maryland shopping for the Malkin kids school supplies.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:03
That Malkin person sure is small. Doesn’t she have some overbearing, athletic prep-school-bred husband? Where the hell was he during all that?
Jesse was bravely pulling puppet strings behind the curtains.
Gavin M. said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:04
BTW, here are the two guys who yelled “Kill Michelle Malkin”:
http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/obama-hat.jpg
Anyone recognize them? They look like Protest Warriors.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:09
Damn, that Galvin sure gets lucky with Würdpress.
Two links in one post!
Lawnguylander said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:26
Wow, those two guys look like genuine lefties in the same way Giuliani and D’Amato made for convincing street toughs
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Dan Coyle said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:27
IIRC, it’s rumored that Jesse Malkin has some sort of mental illness that renders him unable to work a full time job.
Marco said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:27
Has Michelle learned that crazy attracts more crazy? Stay tuned.
jim said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:32
Put Jones & Malkin in a broom-closet with bike-chains – 2 freaks enter, & hopefully neither one leaves.
Wow – talk about blowback – Little Miss Countertops gets trolled & “menaced” – by her OWN team.
Best of all for her, she can go into her usual “Magic-Spell Reality-Evasion Mode” & claim they were deranged Obamabots, whilst obtaining her next flicker of attention (without which attention whores rapidly asphyxiate) … it’s a win-win for her. Unless the meta-stupid black-comedy/irony becomes apparent.
She pulled that Dunkin’ Donuts Boycott nonsense out of her sad ass, & many of her fan-boy “Patriotic Americans” still think of her as better than the “Wild Man Of Borneo” in old circuses that bit the heads off of live chickens for a nickel … so I’m betting she’ll come out of this smelling like a (Tokyo) Rose.
Damn it.
OTB said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:33
Abuse like that will only make Malkin desperately want to become a democrat. She only hates liberals because they don’t hate her as much as she hates herself (cf., Andrew Sullivan). If that were to change she’ll be jumping ship too, pronto.
TRex said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:40
OMG, this is the best thing that’s ever happened EVARRRRR.
Woodrowfan said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:44
If 9-11 had happened while Gore was President, Mssss Malkin would be a 9-11 Twoofer just like Jones and would be screaming “inside job” at every opportunity…
folkbum said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:48
Nothing is quite so threatening to righties as people chanting “Love, Peace, and Justice.”
Lexaburn said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:49
To paraphrase Carmine Falcone, the nut was running that nuthouse.
Dan Someone said,
August 26, 2008 at 19:49
Does the guy in the back look like this guy? That’s Kfir Alfia, one of the founders of ProtestWarrior. Hmm…
sagra said,
August 26, 2008 at 20:08
If only the protestor didn’t have on sunglasses, we could see if he has gigantic, brutish eyebrows like the guy on the protest warrior site.
actor212 said,
August 26, 2008 at 20:12
IIRC, it’s rumored that Jesse Malkin has some sort of mental illness that renders him unable to work a full time job.
Yes. It’s called “SOMEONE has to raise the kids and if that bitch yells at me one more time about them being late for school I swear I’ll go postal!”
bughunter said,
August 26, 2008 at 20:16
Jesus Christ, it’s Whackjob vs. Wingnut.
It’s hard to pick a winner, but I’ll have to go with Malkin cuz she probably looks better naked and ball-gagged.
Marginally.
a different brad said,
August 26, 2008 at 20:19
So…. this means Shoelimpy and AA are at the convention?
Wonderful.
Griefers and trolls of the world, unite!
Davis said,
August 26, 2008 at 20:51
He’s a nut, but he came up with a good moniker for her: The Little Monster.
bobaloo said,
August 26, 2008 at 22:09
Big tough guy, that Alex Jones. He’s only got like 200lbs on her.
Tommmcatt said,
August 27, 2008 at 0:07
What, no tomatoes? It would have been much better with rotten tomatoes.
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Smut Clyde said,
August 27, 2008 at 1:11
It goes without saying that when a right-wing ranter is verbally abused while milling around a Democratic convention, the incident is an indictment of the strident left-wing mentality, because all the people milling around a Democratic convention are left-wingers.
General Disdain said,
August 27, 2008 at 1:29
Alex Jones is lucky that Malkin didn’t roll on her back and hit him with her deadly ping pong ball queef . I hear she’s quite deadly , having learned the skill in a Singapore bordello.
flea said,
August 27, 2008 at 4:20
Wow, that was both really racist *and* sexist.
Shell Goldarnit said,
August 27, 2008 at 5:50
I’m not real happy about the ball-gag gag, either.
Really – must we have the violent sexual imagery EVERY FSCKING TIME?? It gets tiresome.
AND – what the ?? NO PROFANITY?? But it’s my *name!*
Isn’t this Sadly, No!?? did that weird message say “no profanity”? Really? Aaargh – what next. Oh the world is going to aitch eeee double hockeysticks all right
Innocent Bystander said,
August 27, 2008 at 6:41
Looked like some great street theater. I almost visualize imagine Paris in 1945 when a citizen recognizes a Vichy traitor walking amongst the liberated. “There she is! There she is! The Toast of the Brownshirts! The Cheerleader of the Third Republic!”
Henry Holland said,
August 27, 2008 at 10:43
[Grabs popcorn, props feet up on computer desk]
[Watches video]
[Picks jaw up off floor]
Wow, she actually got a taste of her own medicine. At one point, for about .00000001 of a second, there was a look of recognition in her face, like a thought was forming that would end with her thinking “Oh God! I’m just like him”, but sadly, no, it never made it past that point.
People who run Sadly, No!: Can you delete all the ping-pong related shit as soon as you see it and not worry about the scum that write that stuff screeching “Nazi censors!”?
bartkid said,
August 27, 2008 at 15:47
Hey, I think I’ve seen this movie; these two hook up eventually, right?
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August 28, 2008 at 4:15
Nope…ghostwriting her latest spewage.
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