Shorter Robert Stacy McCain:
- I am shocked and appalled at the behavior of liberals, for their investigation of Ron Fournier may soon resemble the years of terroristic scorched-earth personal attacks that have been conducted with zero accountability by, uh, [heh heh] well, gotta go.
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Update: Here, from a few days ago, is Robert Stacy McCain upholding a high standard of fair play:
As I explained to some friends earlier, before departing for Denver, my plan is to stop by Kinko’s and run off a couple dozen [phony credentials] and put them on cheap lanyards. Then, while covering the protest scene outside the Pepsi Center, if I encounter any truly obnoxious Code Pink protesters, I’ll give them one: “See? It says right here, ‘Total Access.’ With one of these, they have to let you in.” Then enjoy the fun of seeing them tasered and dragged away in flexi-cuffs when they try to get past Secret Service.
Actually, our plan for Denver is to keep an eye out for Robert Stacy McCain, and when we see him, to throw a Malkin-sized victim fit, wailing to the authorities that we are being threatened by his threatening threats, and that no child is safe until this avowed saboteur with ties to right wing terrorists is stopped from carrying out his vicious attacks.
Afterward, while he’s being Tasered and dragged off in cuffs, we’ll all do a group high-five, then strut around for awhile preening that we are not afraid of such weak and pitiful losers as he.
And then when he says we’re ‘Malkinizing’ him, we’ll be like, “Pfff. You are unhinged.”