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Just like an out of body experience
Love and hate relationship notwithstanding, our recent 4-day outage taught us that there are a few among you loyal, hateful unbalanced readers who really, really care about us. This we know because of the many (three) emails we received while Sadly, No! had turned into Sadly, Boob Job! (Then again if they are real, they are spectacular.)
We’ll add that for those interested in knowing what kind of readers we have, take a look here and see which three pictures have been viewed more than 100 times. Apparently, most of our readers’ only source of cleavage shots consists of S,N! referrals.
Anyway, where were we?
Oh yeah — we wanted to tell you what happened. It’s funny you should ask. It all started with a massive spam attack, coming from Ohio, we kid you not, that knocked out our server. After that we found ourselves in a bit of tech support limbo which, coupled with the weekend, left us, well, holding on to our ample breasts lives. (Actually we were out of the town for the weekend.)
In order to serve you better, and the spammers not as better, we shall be making a few changes in the coming days, including a change of hosting provider and an upgrade to Movable Type 3. The good news is that Sadly, No! is likely to be down again for a short period of time as the site “moves.” The bad news is that we don’t expect it will redirect you to dahonger.com during that time.
So again, we offer our thanks to those who emailed us during our time of need. We would especially like to say thanks to David of A Fistful of Euros who wrote a second time after we’d written that:
Although it’s led to an interesting discussion in the comments section at the dark window about the great boob job (so they say) a woman featured on that other site got.
David’s reply:
link?
Though we hate to admit it, in all of you dear readers, there’s a little of us after all.
PS: A close favorite, though left in the comments rather than emailed to us, was Roman Totale’s “Bring back the rack.” In fact, we think that guy (Roman that is,) should name his web site Sadly, Rack!.
Dr. BDH said,
December 15, 2004 at 22:23
How much does a massive Spam weigh? In or out of the can?
Yosef said,
December 15, 2004 at 22:23
Good luck, Seb. And for the record, I haven’t been to Ohio for years.
WKD said,
December 15, 2004 at 22:34
That is a pretty nice rack.
FlipYrWhig said,
December 15, 2004 at 22:38
I think it was James McIntyre who wrote “Ode on a Massive Spam.” He was working on a whole Grand Slam Breakfast ode cycle at the time of his unfortunate demise.
Jim H said,
December 15, 2004 at 22:44
Even if they’re not “real” they’re spectacular!
Matilda said,
December 16, 2004 at 0:31
What is it with men and breasts? A mystery to me.
So you are moving again – cyberhome this time. I guess I will have to let the beautiful Josh Marshall be my mainstay while you are down and out. And how long will the duration of your upcoming down and out be?
Jo Fish said,
December 16, 2004 at 0:34
Hey, S,N! I don’t know if you noticed it, but DaH has more wimmenz than Bernie Kerik. Just check out all those “mygirlx.jpg” thumbnails. Is DaHonger some kind of Kerikian?
Sunnie said,
December 16, 2004 at 0:35
What a rip! You can’t even see through her shirt (any of them).
And when will Ohio stop screwing us????
amblongus said,
December 16, 2004 at 0:41
I’m a little confused — are you saying her boobs are made out of spam?
dirac said,
December 16, 2004 at 1:29
but if we have to miss Sadly No!. no better way to spend this time that gazing at a great rack.
glenstonecottage said,
December 16, 2004 at 3:24
I’ll see dirac’s comment, and raise him one:
I think S,N! should add DaHooters to your “Hall of Flame”.
It’s way funnier than The Dark Window, ever since Pete M’s gone off his meds.
Roman Totale said,
December 16, 2004 at 5:38
While I appreciate the comment, I’m afraid that I won’t be changing the name of my infrequently updated site. But I am very prod of my first ‘front page’ mention on a major snark site. Now to aim for a mention on WOC or Tbogg!
Totales Turns said,
December 16, 2004 at 5:44
I’m famous!!!
My first front page mention on a major left wing snark site!
bosco said,
December 16, 2004 at 5:51
Seb, we can’t miss you unless you go away (and leave some boobs in your place).
heydave said,
December 16, 2004 at 5:58
Oh, Christ on a pogo stick!
What’s next? Are you going to make me write (another) bad check just to maintain my fix of snark?
I feel like another notch on the Kerikian night stick!
…and that disturbs me…
Ted said,
December 16, 2004 at 6:18
No suprise this came from Ohio. Cleavage, of course, comes from Cleveland.
Bill S said,
December 16, 2004 at 12:59
Not all men are fascinated with women’s breasts. If DaHonger had any nude shots of Colin Farrell…oh, have I said too much? Probably.
Roman Totale said,
December 16, 2004 at 13:17
Um…that should have been ‘proud’ not ‘prod’ in my last comment. But I think you all knew that. Or maybe not.
Notbushcity said,
December 16, 2004 at 16:38
Now, if you wanted to please everyone, you might post pix of handsome men with great racks! But that’s more of a Shelbyville idea…
Yosef said,
December 16, 2004 at 16:52
Hey, Seb. I’m going to nominate you and Dahonger for best group blog.
Sadly, No! said,
December 16, 2004 at 23:34
Now you wait just a minute, we’re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville…
Bill S said,
December 17, 2004 at 4:00
oh, at least.
John E Thelin said,
December 17, 2004 at 6:18
I dunno. I thought her face was better than her rack – and I’m a boob man.
David Weman said,
December 18, 2004 at 16:48
I wanted a link to the Dark Forest comments thread you boob.
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