Comments on: Three Shorter Burt Prelutskys http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Doctorb http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-665546 Doctorb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:45:02 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-665546 Sunshine Wheat (New Belgium): grains of paradise, coriander, and orange peel. Actually quite good. Leipziger Gose: salt and coriander. Not actually a fan, not so much. Lambic: beer with sort of whatever settles into it from the air over the course of a year or so. Like drinking a goat. Mickey Kaus would enjoy it, I guess. Budweiser Chelada: tomato, salt, lime and <b>clam juice</b>. Tomato is the <i>not the most</i> awful addition to this beer. Sunshine Wheat (New Belgium): grains of paradise, coriander, and orange peel. Actually quite good.

Leipziger Gose: salt and coriander. Not actually a fan, not so much.

Lambic: beer with sort of whatever settles into it from the air over the course of a year or so. Like drinking a goat. Mickey Kaus would enjoy it, I guess.

Budweiser Chelada: tomato, salt, lime and clam juice. Tomato is the not the most awful addition to this beer.

]]> By: Bitter Scribe, an accomplished, well-rounded writer, http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-665080 Bitter Scribe, an accomplished, well-rounded writer, Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:00:23 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-665080 Hey, Burt, maybe people keep you waiting because they want to delay the experience of your company as long as possible. Hey, Burt, maybe people keep you waiting because they want to delay the experience of your company as long as possible.

]]> By: zzx http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-664393 zzx Sun, 24 Aug 2008 00:17:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-664393 Lemongrass? Jasmine? You libruls are out of touch with Real Amurricans. Real Amurricans drink <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/columnists/20080822_Joe_Sixpack__Pizza-flavored_beer_no_pie-in-the-sky_dream.html" rel="nofollow">pizza beer.</a> Lemongrass? Jasmine? You libruls are out of touch with Real Amurricans. Real Amurricans drink pizza beer.

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-664316 Smut Clyde Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:46:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-664316 <a href="http://www.elysianbrewing.com/BeerPages/Avatar.html" rel="nofollow">Jasmine beer</A> from Elysium. One was enough. Jasmine beer from Elysium. One was enough.

]]> By: Green Eagle http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-664082 Green Eagle Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:41:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-664082 Burt, The reason you don't have a talk show is that, when right wingers want to go to sleep, they don't turn on the radio, they take a couple of oxycontins. Burt,

The reason you don’t have a talk show is that, when right wingers want to go to sleep, they don’t turn on the radio, they take a couple of oxycontins.

]]> By: RvB http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-664036 RvB Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:47:31 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-664036 This cannot be the same Burt Prelutsky. Christ, he was in the LA TImes when I was a kid, and I'll never see the happy side of 50 again. It must be like the "Brad Anderson" who draws Marmaduke--he must have handed the name and the territory down to a younger (tho still older than George Burns) hack. Incidentally, i was at Toronado yesterday in SF and had a Quadruple from Marin Brewing. $4, and they serve it to you in a wine glass, and it was magic. Four fermentations. What EKU would taste like if it was good: brisk, sweet and smoky and 12% hootch. This cannot be the same Burt Prelutsky. Christ, he was in the LA TImes when I was a kid, and I’ll never see the happy side of 50 again. It must be like the “Brad Anderson” who draws Marmaduke–he must have handed the name and the territory down to a younger (tho still older than George Burns) hack.
Incidentally, i was at Toronado yesterday in SF and had a Quadruple from Marin Brewing. $4, and they serve it to you in a wine glass, and it was magic. Four fermentations. What EKU would taste like if it was good: brisk, sweet and smoky and 12% hootch.

]]> By: Blue Buddha http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663998 Blue Buddha Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:54:13 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663998 Worst beer I've had: banana lambic (okay, technically not beer, but close enough). Worst beer I’ve had: banana lambic (okay, technically not beer, but close enough).

]]> By: Mr. Wonderful http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663997 Mr. Wonderful Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:51:03 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663997 "Larry King"-- Couldn't breathe. Couldn't BREATHE with the laffing. “Larry King”–

Couldn’t breathe. Couldn’t BREATHE with the laffing.

]]> By: 77south http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663984 77south Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:32:43 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663984 I'll see your lemongrass coriander beer and raise you Duke's Plutonium Ale. One glass of that swill, made me wish it contained plutonium rather than grapefruit. Who the hell puts grapefruit in a beer? What were they thinking? I’ll see your lemongrass coriander beer and raise you Duke’s Plutonium Ale. One glass of that swill, made me wish it contained plutonium rather than grapefruit. Who the hell puts grapefruit in a beer? What were they thinking?

]]> By: Blue Buddha http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663976 Blue Buddha Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:23:01 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663976 Y'know, all these crackpot theories as to how Saddam got his alleged WMD arsenal over to Syria without detection from people watching him, you'd think that the only combat experience that the people who make up these theories is from Hollywood movies. Fuckin' Hollywierd lib'ruls. >:( Y’know, all these crackpot theories as to how Saddam got his alleged WMD arsenal over to Syria without detection from people watching him, you’d think that the only combat experience that the people who make up these theories is from Hollywood movies.

Fuckin’ Hollywierd lib’ruls. >:(

]]> By: mat http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663828 mat Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:53:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663828 Funniest "Shorter" piece ever! Funniest “Shorter” piece ever!

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663602 Smut Clyde Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:39:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663602 I see your cilantro-scotch and raise you a <a href="http://www.hopback.co.uk/real-ale-online/phpThumb.php?src=/images/Taiphoon.jpg&bw=0&w=150&h=186&aoe=1" rel="nofollow">lemongrass / coriander beer</A>. I see your cilantro-scotch and raise you a lemongrass / coriander beer.

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663594 Smut Clyde Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:32:31 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663594 <i>Scallops & Brussels sprouts stir-fried with a nice cilantro-scotch sauce!</i> I must be suffering from outrage fatigue. Scallops & Brussels sprouts stir-fried with a nice cilantro-scotch sauce!
I must be suffering from outrage fatigue.

]]> By: DUDACKATTACK!!! http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663563 DUDACKATTACK!!! Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:52:19 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663563 During what century did parents name their children after gas that comes out at both ends? During what century did parents name their children after gas that comes out at both ends?

]]> By: Righteous Bubba http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663553 Righteous Bubba Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:36:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663553 <i>I have no idea why, but that really cracked me up.</i> It's Larry the Pinhead, more or less. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33734" rel="nofollow">More here.</a> I have no idea why, but that really cracked me up.

It’s Larry the Pinhead, more or less. More here.

]]> By: Candy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663541 Candy Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:21:06 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663541 Totally OT but happy birthday Candylayne. I wish I could believe that souls go on but I don't, people only live on in so far as we remember them. I remember you. Jebus I'm drunk. Don't tell me about it tomorrow. Carry on. mikey, I'm glad you had a terrific day. 'nite Totally OT but happy birthday Candylayne. I wish I could believe that souls go on but I don’t, people only live on in so far as we remember them. I remember you.

Jebus I’m drunk. Don’t tell me about it tomorrow. Carry on.

mikey, I’m glad you had a terrific day.

‘nite

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663505 mikey Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:28:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663505 <blockquote># Larry King said, August 23, 2008 at 2:39 Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly…. Five minutes with Walter Matthau is like 10 years in an Ivy League school…. It’s a shame what’s happening in Sarajevo…. There is nothing more pleasurable than spreading butter all over your chest and watching TV…. Don’t count out Olympia Dukakis in the 1953 Oscar race…. If you see my good friend Harry, tell him to give me a call…. Kudos to those fine folks who make Bugles so consistently delicious…. I just thought of a great question to ask Jan Michael Vincent…. Boy, do I hate this shirt…. What’s that guy over there doing?…. The Amish make fine houses…. I wish Freddie Prinze was alive today so we could both laugh </blockquote> I have no idea why, but that really cracked me up. Maybe I just need another drink. If anybody can explain to me why it's funny, call me on my eight hundred number. mikey

#

Larry King said,

August 23, 2008 at 2:39

Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly…. Five minutes with Walter Matthau is like 10 years in an Ivy League school…. It’s a shame what’s happening in Sarajevo…. There is nothing more pleasurable than spreading butter all over your chest and watching TV…. Don’t count out Olympia Dukakis in the 1953 Oscar race…. If you see my good friend Harry, tell him to give me a call…. Kudos to those fine folks who make Bugles so consistently delicious…. I just thought of a great question to ask Jan Michael Vincent…. Boy, do I hate this shirt…. What’s that guy over there doing?…. The Amish make fine houses…. I wish Freddie Prinze was alive today so we could both laugh

I have no idea why, but that really cracked me up.

Maybe I just need another drink.

If anybody can explain to me why it’s funny, call me on my eight hundred number.

mikey

]]> By: jim http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663491 jim Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:12:23 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663491 Saddam airlifting WMDs <i>during</i> the invasion is almost as boffo as the mythical spysat footage of them being trucked across the border right before "Schlock & Awe" - as the impotent US Army watched helplessly & did nothing to stop Syria from acquiring those deadly weapons. Just remember, these are the same folks that originally justified Desert Storm with <b>Teh Gospels Of Teh Murdered Kuwaiti Incubator Babies</b>, butchered in cold blood by the Gestapoid Republican Guards while their evil cackles rang through the hospitals' halls. They sure must be smokin' the good stuff, alrighty. Saddam airlifting WMDs during the invasion is almost as boffo as the mythical spysat footage of them being trucked across the border right before “Schlock & Awe” – as the impotent US Army watched helplessly & did nothing to stop Syria from acquiring those deadly weapons.

Just remember, these are the same folks that originally justified Desert Storm with Teh Gospels Of Teh Murdered Kuwaiti Incubator Babies, butchered in cold blood by the Gestapoid Republican Guards while their evil cackles rang through the hospitals’ halls.

They sure must be smokin’ the good stuff, alrighty.

]]> By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663395 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:22:53 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663395 <i>Doctorb said, August 23, 2008 at 2:55 Oh yeah, well, I’m sure that CNN saw the massive airlift but didn’t report on it because they hate America so much. But yeah, all that. </i> Teh USAF was busy targetting journalists and like, totally forgot about Saddam's massive airlift capabilities. Doctorb said,

August 23, 2008 at 2:55

Oh yeah, well, I’m sure that CNN saw the massive airlift but didn’t report on it because they hate America so much. But yeah, all that.

Teh USAF was busy targetting journalists and like, totally forgot about Saddam’s massive airlift capabilities.

]]> By: Doctorb http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/11029.html#comment-663378 Doctorb Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:55:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=11029#comment-663378 Oh yeah, well, I'm sure that CNN saw the massive airlift but didn't report on it because they hate America so much. But yeah, all that. Oh yeah, well, I’m sure that CNN saw the massive airlift but didn’t report on it because they hate America so much. But yeah, all that.

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