Nov
30
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Remember us?
If one didn’t know any better, one might think we’ve abandoned you. Sadly, No!
While the management was busy last week moving its furniture to Hamburg (new job and all,) it spent last weekend moving itself, and hence the editorial offices of S,N!, to that city of the same name. Now that we have settled into our new home, expect more of the usual crap starting… soon.






Scaramouche said,
November 30, 2004 at 22:07
So, are you set up in the St. Pauli district?
Sadly, No! said,
November 30, 2004 at 22:08
Are you spying on us?!? As a matter of fact, we are. (Although another 2 meters to the west and we’d be in Altona.)
Clif said,
November 30, 2004 at 22:14
Well, we expect a generous serving of skewered wingnut as soon as possible! People are getting hungry around here. ;)
balganwall said,
November 30, 2004 at 22:16
Thought you guys (’specially y’all in Germany) would be interested in this:
http://www.ccr-ny.org/v2/reports/report.asp?ObjID=TCRlT9TuSb&Content=471
tilda said,
November 30, 2004 at 22:31
I’ll just go on believing that Lucianne clobbered you and you escaped with great derring-do. Moving from one city to another, albeit in Germany, is so…mundane and…*yawn* sleep inducing.
RETARDO said,
November 30, 2004 at 22:54
ooooh, give my regards to Sven Hoek!
Scaramouche said,
November 30, 2004 at 23:21
Not spying, just using deductive reasoning as I figured you’d have to be near the Reeprbahn for keeping tabs on lil ‘ol Amber…
Kevin Beane said,
December 1, 2004 at 4:08
The funny part is how you agreed to look over The Dark Window during this time, which has indeed been very dark since your cursory intro. Hey, Pete! Zing!
Okay, so give us Pete’s Blogger passwords and stuff now. Double zing!
Yosef said,
December 1, 2004 at 4:28
Josh Marshall Moved from DC to NYC and he didn’t miss a day of blogging.
But then again, TPM is funny too.
s.z. said,
December 1, 2004 at 6:57
Okay, Pete goes on vacation. Then Seb pops by The Dark Window to report that Amber isn’t writing any more until she gets paid. And then Jonah threatens Seb. Then Seb disappears, and reappears days later to say that it took him 5 days to move his body from some alleged city in Germany to another supposed one.
I think it’s obvious what really happened. Seb killed Pete and Amber, and then had to lay low until the cops lost his trail.
s.z. said,
December 1, 2004 at 6:58
Oh, and he probably killed Jonah too, and it not posting here because he has to keep anybody from knowing about Jonah’s disappearance by writing Jonah’s columns and stuff.
Mojo said,
December 1, 2004 at 8:24
It took you how long to move from Kaiserslautern to Hamburg? Did you walk?! Next time you go off on a week-long bender, just admit it. We’ll understand and probably even compliment you on your choice of beers. Or, if s.z. is right, we’ll compliment you on your choice of victims.Either way, just post!
tilda said,
December 1, 2004 at 18:36
Hey, you said “now” and I am still waiting for a snark snack.
Maybe s.z is right.
salvage said,
December 1, 2004 at 19:05
Hmmmmmm Hamburg…
heydave said,
December 3, 2004 at 0:27
Hello? My life?
Remember that small, insignificant thing, limping along on snark, red wine and Seinfeld reruns?
And just how the hell [HELL I say!] am I supposed to start my day without snarkishness from the Dark Window and/or Sadly, No! (a name which itself has gotten just too fucking ironic) in its’ absence???
heydave said,
December 3, 2004 at 0:28
…and pardon my wayward apostrophe; I’m THAT perturbed…
Medusa's Hair said,
December 3, 2004 at 8:02
Oh, stop sulking and come out. I’ll beat up Jonah and his ugly mama, but only if you come out and dish up some snark.
WKD said,
December 3, 2004 at 10:18
Eddie? You’re a fuckwit Eddie.
Love WKD
tilda said,
December 3, 2004 at 19:11
uh, define “soon”.
WKD said,
December 4, 2004 at 6:26
Apparently it means ‘next year sometime, and I hate all of you so very, very much.’
s.z. said,
December 4, 2004 at 6:59
WKD, didn’t Seb give you the password to the new, improved blog called Sadly, Hamburg? It’s much better than the old blog — it’s full of extra snarky snark, and contains brilliant insights and stuff. Plus, Seb gave his first 1000 readers a new car! I’m really sorry that he didn’t invited you to join us.
heydave said,
December 4, 2004 at 16:47
Ahem.
Yes, well, thank you.
WKD said,
December 4, 2004 at 23:02
Wow, thats some high quality spam Seb’s got going on.
s.z.- umm, no?