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Was it the vagina thing?
Jonah Goldberg emails the management to share this deep thought:
You’re all class.
Jonah Goldberg
Stop, you had us at you’re.
We can only guess that Mr. Goldberg was especially impressed with this post:
Jonah Goldberg.
Claim to fame: Said to have popularized a joke first made on The Simpsons, a Top 10 television program.
Pro: Ability to mention popular television programs gives conservatives illusion they are the cool and hip kids.
Con: Ability to mention popular television programs leads to cognitive dissonance whenever one features nudity, profanity, or homosexuals leading ordinary lives.
Other noteworthy observations: Last person to have had contact with Lucianne Goldberg’s vagina.
puginov said,
November 27, 2004 at 20:08
You know you’ve made it when . . . .
Miss Authoritiva said,
November 27, 2004 at 20:40
Better than having Lucianne flapping her labia at you.
George Johnston said,
November 27, 2004 at 20:57
Is that a volley in class warfare?
vachon said,
November 27, 2004 at 21:47
Eeeeeuuuuuu!
Mark said,
November 28, 2004 at 0:17
Jonah by name…
four legs good said,
November 28, 2004 at 1:19
That was funny.
Imagine! Jonah Goldberg lecturing anyone on class.
PartisanJ said,
November 28, 2004 at 4:55
love your work, but please, please, please, never publish the phrase “contact with lucianne goldberg’s vaagina” again. ever.
Yosef said,
November 28, 2004 at 4:58
PartisanJ-
This is just Seb’s little ploy to increase his web traffic for anyone doing a search for “Lucianne Goldberg’s Vagina”.
Hope it’s working Seb.
s.z. said,
November 28, 2004 at 6:22
I think you should use Jonah’s statement on the masthead instead of a Seinfeld quote. After all, Jonah is way more popular than Jerry or any of his costars ever were. Funnier too. At least, that’s what his mother says.
WKD said,
November 28, 2004 at 9:17
Well there goes my porn addiction.
Andrew McManama said,
November 28, 2004 at 11:07
You’re the best, Seb!
Anna in Cairo said,
November 28, 2004 at 11:40
That guy must check his name on Google every day, in order to have found this post. Unbelievable.
Ti-Guy said,
November 29, 2004 at 0:54
What’s that cretinous ponce Jonah whining about now. He should be thankful anyone would refer to him and a vagina in the same paragraph, since those two things rarely come that close together in real life, vagina mater or no.
blowback said,
November 29, 2004 at 3:59
Just how do you know that Jonah was the last person to have contact with Lucianne Goldberg’s vagina? For that matter, how do you know that Lucianne Goldberg has a vagina? Maybe Jonah is the only cunt in that relationship.
Doug Gillett said,
November 29, 2004 at 5:10
No, no, no, Goldberg! How many times do we have to tell you! You never bother to reply to blogs that are making fun of you, for two reasons:
1) You don’t want to give them the satisfaction (and it’s a lot of satisfaction, thx); and
2) If you took the time to respond to every blog that made fun of you, you’d be spending so much time doing so that the folks at NRO would force you to take a sabbatical.
Now dance, monkey, dance!
tilda said,
November 29, 2004 at 5:58
Mama Lucianne’s vagina… Why thats just…
ewwwwww!
There goes that tiny shred of sanity I was clinging to, and it is all your fault!
Now I have to find some meds to put me to sleep, so that I can pretend to be normal at work tomorrow.
raj said,
November 29, 2004 at 14:35
Maybe Jonah’s contact with Lucianne’s vagina is why he is braindead.
BlowMeSilly said,
November 29, 2004 at 19:56
“He then returns to the garage, and, on entering, the mechanic spots him and informs him, “you blew a seal”.
“No, No,” responds the penguin,” it’s vanilla ice cream!”
Ha, Ha, Luskin’s a riot. I feel like I’m 12 years old again. Thanks for the link (in the last post)!
Hamilton Lovecraft said,
November 30, 2004 at 2:32
Hm. A stopped clock is right twice a day - who knew?
Kevin Hayden said,
November 30, 2004 at 3:45
According to my interstellar transponder, on a planet called Earth, there was a property called Amerika, and four centuries back in 2004, Lucianne Goldberg’s vagina was elected as its president on a platform of ‘Strength through aroma.”
WKD said,
November 30, 2004 at 3:52
I hate you Kevin.
jr said,
November 30, 2004 at 8:24
All these neocon warhawks can play golf in the summer but can’t holda rifle in Iraq. Jonah’s email had “resolve”
glenstonecottage said,
November 30, 2004 at 13:26
Buckle your seat belts, looks like we are crossing a line into a new level of snark.
Oh, dear, what if this inspires the folks at Freepers and Little Green Snotballs to start getting even nastier?
Chris said,
November 30, 2004 at 15:52
They can get nastier, but as with all things wingnut related the behavior of their opponents has nothing to do with it. They live in their own world. They get nastier based on conditions there, which we can’t even imagine let alone control.
Yosef said,
November 30, 2004 at 19:47
blowmesilly-
That’s one of my favorite jokes.