No, but the farm animals would like to have a word with you.

But does he also denigrate it, and ummm deride it – yeah.
Well Mr. Senator Hussein X – do you denigrate and deride McCain’s military service?

How dare you call me a racist? I didn’t say the word!

FACT: Since Senator McCain grills with gas, the results cannot reasonably be called barbecue.

Would it interrupt a serious roll to tell you you’re on a roll?

Shh! He’s on a roll.

caus[ed] the deaths of US servicemen such as those on McCain’s aircraft carrier.

The investigation of the Forrestal fire does not establish that Lieutenant Commander McCain was in any way at fault for that awful conflagration.

FACT: The only evidence for this outrageous claim appears to be Senator McCain’s inability to smile like a human, as famously demonstrated in [link: every speech he has delivered]. That he is a “space creature bent on enslaving and devouring humans” is a preposterous conclusion; his history as a normal Earth human is well-established. The disturbing rictus he uses as a smile merely demonstrates that he is insane, or lying, or possibly both, which in any case would not disqualify him from being President.

FACT: There is no proof of this, and nobody really wants to spend time imagining that. God. Ew. No. McCain has received $181,000 in contributions from lobbyists, along with things like sponsored trips and fund raising, but no sexual intercourse.

FACT: John McCain was not even born until well after the Lincoln Administration. The scandal involved the Lincoln Savings and Loan Association, whose chairman Charles Keating made financial contributions to senators (including McCain) involved in ongoing investigation of Lincoln Savings.

FACT: John McCain was born before Social Security Numbers were issued. Sources close to the Senator’s campaign report that he has a “regular”, 9-digit SSN but have been reluctant to circulate images of his Social Security Card, citing “serious concerns” about identity thieves and kerners.

FACT: The Seminoles have European and African ancestry, as well as Native American. Also that was Andrew Jackson.

FACT: John McCain graduated from the Academy, out-achieving five other graduating students as well as all of those who were dismissed for academic reasons. In fact, his academic performance made him 893rd runner-up for Valedictorian.

FACT: There is no such award or title bestowed for friendly fire. John McCain’s “reverse ace” refers to his role in the destruction of five US military aircraft (cf “ace”, a pilot who has destroyed five or more enemy aircraft). US military culture, though often coarse, is not so tasteless as to facetiously give awards for causing the deaths of US servicemen such as those on McCain’s aircraft carrier.

I think he’d have to say “I hereby demean McCain’s military service.” Those lawyers like to have everything worded just so.

For what it’s worth, McCain never spoke the word “patriotism” in [that] speech

Totally accurate – & what it’s worth is doodley-squat.

Okay, so it’s a stupid question.