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The “Lady” Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks
Poor Amy Alkon. You remember her, the so-called Advice Goddess, who thinks that it’s not racist to talk about litters of black babies because she once talked about a litter of white Mormon babies. Well, Amy now has her falsies in a fix because someone — not any of us here at Sadly, No!, by the way — vandalized improved her Wikipedia entry to identify Amy as a male-to-female transexual.
In order to rebut all lingering doubts about her original gender assignment, Amy posted a picture of herself purporting to prove that she isn’t a transexual, although we’re not clear how the posted picture, or any picture for that matter, could provide such proof. We submitted the picture to our Fauxtography Department and discovered that the picture Amy posted is clearly an amateurish photoshop of a male transvestite. Here is the original photograph of “Amy” prior to its crude alteration to remove an Adam’s Apple and to conceal evidence of toilet-paper falling from his brassiere:
Lest anyone think that I’m prejudiced against drag queens, you should know that once a month I speak to an inner-city class of drag queens in order to try to convince them that a life devoted to mascara, eyeliner, wigs, feather boas and false boobies is a waste of their full potential. And those of you who haven’t done the same: It’s YOU who are prejudiced.
UPDATE: In the comments to the Amy’s transvestite post, she accuses Gavin of being the culprit. Gavin then leaves a comment saying that the likely culprit was Gary Ruppert. Then we have this from Amy:
Pure. Unalloyed. Comedy. Gold.
UPDATE 2: And it just keeps getting better:
There are three possible explanations for this: (1) Amy justs makes shit up; (2) Amy is stark raving mad and lives in a complex and variegated world populated by imaginary people and other detailed aural and visual hallucinations; (3) Amy is being played like a violin by someone who finds it amusing, as we do, to humiliate her. Oh, and Amy, when you read this, another Internet tradition (like Gary Ruppert) is to enclose quotes with the blockquote tag.
Kathleen said,
August 15, 2008 at 20:47
don’t forget those times you have told straight men that their adam’s apples are too prominent, Clif.
Jacob Singer said,
August 15, 2008 at 20:48
What kind of pose is that? Is the that the flare right before the wheels touchdown?
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 20:52
Cool that the second comment on her site was on how to track down and stalk the person who made the edit. The Malkinization of America continues apace…
Jay B. said,
August 15, 2008 at 20:58
Yeah, but did you throw a book party for RuPaul along with Blue Boy magazine?
eidos said,
August 15, 2008 at 20:59
A comment from Amy’s blog:
Amy a tranny - that’s too funny. No doubt is was wishful thinking on someone’s fault. I’m sure if you were, you’d look forward to and enjoy prostate exams.
Apart from the mangled English there’s a couple layers of weirdness there (unless its by a crafty troll).
Gavel Down said,
August 15, 2008 at 20:59
She sure is good at tucking. I hear duct tape helps.
eidos said,
August 15, 2008 at 20:59
“it’s”, that is.
WOOP WOOP! WOOP WOOP! WARNING! WARNING! WOOP WOOP! WOOP WOOP! said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:00
POTENTIAL LOOKISM
POTENTIAL LOOKISM
POTENTIAL LOOKISM
APPEAL TO HETERONORMALITY
ALERT
ALERT
El Tiburon said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:00
She (or he) does look better when she (or he) faces away from the camera.
For a tranny, she (or he) is not so bad to look at.
Better than Stan Coulter at any rate.
Deep thought, if two trannies like the Goddess here and Mr. Coulter were to couple, who would, um, er, oh nevermind.
eidos said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:03
Heh, further on in the comments they work on tracking the IP address of the wiki vandal. Looks like the same gumshoes that are working on the Obama birth certificate case.
pedestrian said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:04
AHAHAHAAA!!!! “She” likes to have political opinions even though “she” isn’t even a real woman! What kind of man likes to put on the women’s clothes? She’s not very “ladylike”!!!
OMG IT IS TOO FUNNY FOREVER!!!
bughunter said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:04
But where’s the pickle?
That’s the suprise!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA
eidos said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:06
Cool that the second comment on her site was on how to track down and stalk the person who made the edit. The Malkinization of America continues apace…
Yes, once again doing their best to dispell the stereotype of the paranoid, eliminationist wingnut.
Righteous Bubba said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:07
Picking on the Stevie-Wonder-like lurching of a blind person is a low blow.
nolo said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:07
. . . uh oh ….. you’ve got her going now.
islmfaoscist said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:07
Oh wow! This is great! Look at that, I’m peeing sittin’ down like a dainty dignified little woman!
You guys try those new wings tampons? Do those work well?
Righteous Bubba said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:08
OMG IT WAS GAVIN!!!!
It seems likely that the pussyboy who did this is here — possibly Gavin M. (via the Brit IP):
http://www.sadlyno.com/about
Posted by: Amy Alkon at August 15, 2008 9:06 AM
Legalize said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:10
Those shoulders belong on a certain NY Giants linebacker from the 1980s. She’s a dude, baby.
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:11
Nothing good can come of this.
Jay B. said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:13
I’m pretty sure that pussyboy lives in Cambridge America, Mr. Smarmypants.
Get a life, moran!
Clif said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:14
No, it wasn’t Gavin. Or me. It was somebody posting the edit from a large and famous company in London. It’s all staring the Goddess and her mouth-breathing gumshoes in the face, but they are all just too dense to see it.
Sockpuppet #47 said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:14
Is she wearing opera gloves at the beach? Situationaly inappropriate clothing is VERY drag queen.
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:16
“It seems likely that the pussyboy who did this is here — possibly Gavin M.”
I hereby denounce and reject Gavin in the strongest possible, Maoist terms.
But someone should add a Giant Sammich to that photo…
Scott said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:16
I got no interest in slamming people for not being properly feminine. I think it’s insulting enough to note that she’s a raging racist motherfucker. And that more and more often, Google searches for “Amy Alkon” will include references to her being a racist motherfucker.
The only person she has to blame for that is herself, for letting her racist-motherfucker flag fly.
Righteous Bubba said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:17
No, it wasn’t Gavin.
I know, and I know you know, and now we all know that you know I know. No?
pedestrian said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:17
Lest anyone think that I’m prejudiced against drag queens, you should know that once a month I speak to an inner-city class of drag queens in order to try to convince them that a life devoted to mascara, eyeliner, wigs, feather boas and false boobies is a waste of their full potential. And those of you who haven’t done the same, it’s YOU who are prejudiced.
I’m too busy volunteering for a program that teaches employable skills to minority youth. Contrary to popular belief, Latinos aren’t born knowing how to make authentic Taco Bell Caramel Apple Empanadas and Spicy Crunch Wrap Supremes. It takes a lot patience and perseverance, but the results are their own delicious reward.
Legalize said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:17
Not for nothng, but I dig the “Pet Sounds”-esqe font in the allegedly photoshopped picture.
pedestrian said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:25
But someone should add a Giant Sammich to that photo…
That isn’t appropriate or funny. Now, the Giant Celery and some Ex-Lax…
Righteous Bubba said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:26
URK! COMEDY ORGASM!
[...]As I just said to the person who told me that Gary Ruppert is probably behind your site [..]
Posted by: Amy Alkon at August 15, 2008 12:15 PM
Righteous Bubba said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:27
Didnae see the update, so, um…it’s still funny.
SamFromUtah said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:29
Nothing good can come of this.
Yeah, about what I was thinking.
Or maybe not - Project Runway is going to do drag queen gear this week. Anyone up for discussing that?
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:32
I predict a convergence of riled-up folks from several different directions.
I await with interest.
pedestrian said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:33
Uh oh, she has Troofie on the case. Guys, we are so busted.
tigrismus said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:34
Gary Ruppert is probably behind your site
Dear God NOBODY BEND OVER! Especially if you’re a minor!
sagra said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:34
Project Runway is going to do drag queen gear this week. Anyone up for discussing that?
I’m looking forward to that.
/discuss
Righteous Bubba said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:35
I predict a convergence of riled-up folks from several different directions.
O RILEY?
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:36
Gary Ruppert is probably behind your site
I actually yelped when I read this. If I’d been sucking on a Jolly Rancher I’d probably be dead now.
My cat fled to the bedroom and is now under the bed.
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:37
I clicked that link, Bubbles. My brain hurts. I hope you’re happy.
sagra said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:37
tigrismus brought the funneh.
pedestrian said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:39
I wonder if her super secret detective skillz could help us find Bruce.
Iris said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:40
This is exactly the type of misogyny and lookism that has made me and millions of other true blue Reagan Democrats walk away from the party of Obambi, the same party that would throw away votes in Michigan and Florida and disregard the hard-working Americans who live in Appalachia, the true blue core of freedom for this party and this country. You’d rather make fun of a bright woman than read anything daring to criticize an inadequate loser like Obama. I find this sad and offensive, and it’s no wonder why I’ve walked away from the Democrat Party. You’ll see the rest of us walking away from you too, when thousands storm out of the bogus convention in Denver. You will hear the pumas roar, and you will be afraid.
Saul said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:40
Shalom, Gentlemen,
Does she not know that I and I alone am running this show, and Gary is merely my minion?
Legalize said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:40
Why do you laugh when I say, “Gary Ruppert”? He has a wife you know ….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw
Sarcastro said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:40
That isn’t appropriate or funny. Now, the Giant Celery and some Ex-Lax…
Come now, we can’t really tell if celery would be appropriate or not because we can’t see if her panties are falling down in this picture.
NoahC said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:40
Is it just me, or does this lady remind anyone else of Roberta Muldoon?
It’s an almost identical match from my mind’s eye…
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:41
Who would have thought that the day could suddenly present me with such an abundance of Teh Funneh?
Righteous Bubba said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:41
I clicked that link, Bubbles. My brain hurts. I hope you’re happy.
I am extraordinarily happy. Praise Gary Ruppert for bringing the funny on a daily basis.
Legalize said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:43
Why do you laugh when she says “Gary Ruppert”? He has a wife you know …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:43
I for one welcome the coming of Ruppertus Overlord.
Vladimir and Estragon said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:45
There we were just sitting around and OMG GARY SHOWED UP TO ENTERTAIN US!
PUMAS said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:45
ROAR!!!
Gary Ruppert said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:46
The fact is, what about Barry O, vacationing back in Hawaii? How is he holding up against a future in which he might have to face Vlad the Poisoner and Russia’s reversion to barbarism? To say it kindly, Barry is Unready — redeless just like Ethelred, and already signaling weakness. According to his official advisor, Susan Rice, John McCain was just too nasty to the raging Bear. This might pass muster in the Disney World of the Left, where you just wish upon a star to make it come true, but in Putin’s mafiocracy they are toasting Obama in vodka. Down the hatch, Barry!
By failing to warn Putin, Obama is inviting more aggression — look for it as soon as he gets elected. Jimmy Carter invited Brezhnev to invade Afghanistan, and Barry O is doing the same with the former Soviet satellites.
The Bush Administration’s much saner response is modeled after the Berlin Airlift, a time when Stalin and Truman were testing each other while teetering on the brink of a nuclear exchange. After sixty years of experience with the Russians, we have a history of relations to fall back on — but that’s only true if you know that history. Barry O has given no indication so far that he’s read up on all that Cold War stuff lately. Fortunately, Bush’s cabinet has a good historical memory; Condi Rice is a Soviet scholar, and Cheney was SecDef at the end of the Cold War. Nobody appears to be in denial, thank goodness. They will navigate this confrontation based on what we know about Russia and Putin. And no, George W. Bush is not as naive about Putin as conservatives sometimes fear.
Just as the Polonium assassination was designed to send a message to bully the world, the Georgia invasion used a lot of over-the-top violence — Russia having 146 million people, and George 4-5 million. Putin went so far as to send in Cossack and Chechen irregulars, a deliberate throwback to the Czars. Back then, the Cossacks were no better than the Vikings; they killed, plundered and raped civilians. They were the battlefield scavengers of dead and wounded soldiers. Even the Prussian von Clausewitz was appalled and shamed by the Cossacks, who had no sense of military honor as he understood it.
Well, Putin has sent the Cossacks and Chechens in again after the Russian army. This is a signal to Eastern Europe where people have long memories. Russia is back to barbarism.
Under its current KGB Mafia, Moscow will act purely by Machtpolitik, unrestrained by world opinion or civilized values. Meanwhile, the Germans have put themselves at the mercy of Putin by giving him a monopoly over their natural gas supplies. Russia’s Gazprom even hired the last (and worst) German Chancellor, Gerhardt Schroeder, after he passed a concessionary gas agreement with Russia through the German parliament. Europe is governed by fools or cowards, who hope to buy the friendship of the KGB Mafia in Moscow. But as soon as the Russians bare their teeth, Europe looks to the United States again for help.
Pathetic.
So we’re the world’s Good Cop again. We don’t have to like it, in the face of unreliable ‘allies’ and treacherous foes. But who else would you trust to resist thugs like Putin the Poisoner?
Right.
Doc Washboard said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:46
Whatever the point may be, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:47
Does this mean that Gary is the real m-t-f?
SamFromUtah said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:47
I’m looking forward to that.
Well, I suppose there isn’t much else to say except “Yay, Chris March!” and I can’t wait to hear Tim Gunn say “It looks like a pterodactyl in a gay Jurassic Park” again.
Sarcastro said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:47
You will hear the pumas roar, and you will be afraid.
What’s funny is that pumas do not roar. They scream. Like an angry baby.
ice weasel said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:47
Being that stupid is an insult to gender re-assignment folk everywhere.
The Ghost of Tarika Williams said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:52
That red-headed boy can kiss my ass. We don’t need permission from white people to have children. If we did, we’d have died out 100 years ago.
Jennifer said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:52
It seems likely that the pussyboy who did this is here — possibly Gavin M.
Hmmmm….”pussyboy”? That’s an…..interesting word choice from someone righteously asserting their birth as a female.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
As for Ruppert being the wikivandal….heartland.
mextremist said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:54
as one of the most transgendered members of this blog, i am pretty sure that amy is actually one of those trany-wannabee women that have adam’s apple augmentation surgery.
Gary Ruppert said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:58
The fact is, Amy hasn’t had the surgery yet. I found out the hard way, and I’m still shaken up.
Heartland.
Sockpuppet #47 said,
August 15, 2008 at 21:59
“trany-wannabee”? Why would any woman WANT to be seen as a tranny, they arn’t popular people… Oh wait. Wingnuts are not popular either, and there are at least some people who have a fetish for trannys, but NOBODY would fuck a racist wingnut.
stryx said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:01
Wait until Alkon finds out Gary Ruppert is actually a small boy living in a village in Mexico.
ManOnBlog said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:06
OMG, my cat ran too! I haven’t laughed this hard since the Fuckbum RB post.
Hoosier X said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:06
Clearly, the wikivandals are Kanau Kambon and Bill Ayres, possibly at the instigation of Michelle Obama. They were removing the paragraphs that prove that she said “Whitey” and decided to make fun of one of the Lionesses of the Right and they chose Amy Alkon.
Duh.
fadgeophile said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:07
A large company in London? Do tell.
I don’t have the detective chops to parse this freshly brewing controversy.
That would be a Kaiser Sosei style twist - Gary is Seb!
(Sorry, Seb.)
Blue Buddha said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:08
I see that she’s still sporting the Croydon facelift like a good little chavette.
El Cid said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:09
Paris, Texas is burning?
Susan of Texas said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:10
I can’t believe someone lets that woman scare teenage girls once a month. It brings a whole new meaning to the monthly curse.
Guillermo Ruppert said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:13
¡Eso no es una mujer, de que es mi esposa!
nolo said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:16
hahahahahahahahaha
ManOnBlog said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:18
Oh shit! She’s actually engaged in a battle of wits with Gary Ruppert over there! AhHAHAHAHA!
Both are clearly unarmed, etc.
Legalize said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:21
It’s like watching Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking in a fist fight.
Guillame Ripert said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:22
Ca n’est pas une femme, c’est ma femme!
Hoosier X said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:24
OT:
What happened to the Gwatney story?
I’m assuming the media found out he was a Muslim and they’re covering it up while the cops fake evidence that he was a conservative.
Guillermo Ruppert said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:24
Oh, Lordy. I read more of this woman’s stuff, and she’s like the bastard child of Michelle Malkin and Inspector Jauvert.
Susan of Texas said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:25
sigh
nolo said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:27
More like Michelle Malkin and Elmer Fudd . . .
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:28
Oh, dear lord, she is dumb.
And she’s the best kind of dumb, the kind that’s completely convinced of her own superiority.
The thought of Gary Ruppert as the great and powerful Oz behind Sadly, No! is almost too much for me to bear.
Do you think there’s some way we can drag Ann Althouse into this?
Legalize said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:29
God, she’s actually portaying herself as a victim. Pathetic:
“I had no friends as a child, and I’m way over needing to be liked. I have to respect myself for what I write, and if I do, that’s all I need.” - Amy
Someone needs the whaaaaaambulance.
Susan of Texas said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:29
Eva Peron has got to be in the genetic mix also.
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:30
From Ms Alkon: “I had no friends as a child, and I’m way over needing to be liked.”
I’d feel sorry for her, except I find it hard to imagine that she deserved friends.
Susan of Texas said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:31
Do you think there’s some way we can drag Ann Althouse into this?
Just say her name three times and she’ll magically appear.
Daniel said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:31
Shorter Gary Ruppert (on his “Obama in Hawaii” post):
Russia scary! New cold war means we need a white man to be strong and protect the children!
Susan of Texas said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:31
This posting delay is messing with our comic timing.
Blue Buddha said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:31
Comedy fucking gold. You can’t write shit like that.
All aboard the fail boat to Pwned Town!
BTW, is anyone getting screen grabs of this shit?
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:32
Damn you, Legalize. Damn you and your superior typing skilz.
fadgeophile said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:33
As you requested, Legalize.
Ernest Tee said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:33
That’s a girl? I thought it was Carrot Top
Susan of Texas said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:33
Wordpress sucks. I’m losing one-liners into the ether right and left.
Blue Buddha said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:33
Maybe if she actually… y’know… didn’t verbally abuse everybody, then she might have had more friends.
Susan of Texas said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:34
She’s angry and vindictive. I usually like that, but not in racist hags.
BDIII said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:36
This is making my goddamned day.
It’s like some kinda troll exchange program.
Duros Hussein 62 said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:37
I thought it was Sandra Bernhardt. Whatever happened to her?
It’s like watching Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking in a fist fight.
That’s just harsh. Funny, but harsh.
pedestrian said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:38
Do you think there’s some way we can drag Ann Althouse into this?
Just drop her name in the comment thread over there. She set up an account with Google to send any mention of herself to her inbox. Try comparing Amy’s breasts to Ann’s, that should do the trick.
F'in Librul said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:39
I’d tonguejack her shitbox!
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:40
From Ms. Alkon’s comments:
The fact is, “Gary Ruppert” is the well known pseudonym of Stanton Carlisle, a French Canadian living in London last I knew.
I had a rather nasty run-in with him a few years ago. Good luck.
This whole thing was funny, but I didn’t have my soda shooting out my nose until that popped up. Not the dreaded STANTON CARLISLE!!!
Duros Hussein 62 said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:40
Do you think there’s some way we can drag Ann Althouse into this?
Type her name three times and spin in your chair.
Oh, while guzzling a box of wine.
She’ll be here.
failboat to pwned town. I love that.
F'in Librul said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:41
I think Amy ought to buy a big vibrator with the $50.00 she won from one of the unfortunate victims of her sleuthemism.
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:41
Currently up on her wiki page: In her daily life, and in her online blog[2], Alkon campaigns against SUVs [3], calling them a compensation for her tiny penis.
pedestrian said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:42
What happened to the Gwatney story?
Looks like he was one of those Radical Moderates
eidos said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:46
BTW, is anyone getting screen grabs of this shit?
Agreed. That whole thread must be archived for posterity. It is an instant classic.
OneMadClown said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:47
From Wiki:
For many years, Alkon walked on the streets of New York City as one of the three hookers.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:47
That’s not the only recent edit to her wikipedia page, Malaclypse. If I thought like Amy did, I’d say she brought this on herself, not unlike the woman who was shot during the drug raid. I, myself, am too good a person to blame the victim though.
SamFromUtah said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:48
They say Johnson had a bumper sticker on his truck that said “I don’t miss Bill.”
Does that mean he was glad Clinton is out of office, or that he never missed an episode of O’Reilly?
Teh Great Gazoogle said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:49
Not the dreaded STANTON CARLISLE!!!
The last time the subject of Stanton Carlisle came up, y’all ended up making invidious comparisons between Watchmen and Sandman.
mikey said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:49
But it was Bill Ayers.
Bill Ayers kicked Gary Ruppert in the nuts and ran.
Bill Ayers vandalized Amy’s Wiki entry.
Bill Ayers blamed it on Gavin.
mikey
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:50
Her wiki page is getting better with each refresh.
F'in Librul said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:50
Amy Alkon gives a poster on memes.
sagra said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:50
“I had no friends as a child, and I’m way over needing to be liked. I have to respect myself for what I write, and if I do, that’s all I need.” - Amy
Aspergers?
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:51
Warning: The Alkon site is like a tar pit. If you go over there, the stupid may coat your neurons and when you start arguing with the commentariat you won’t be able to stop for days. I’ve seen it happen, and it’s a horrible thing to witness. The place is strewn with bones, I tell you!
Abandon all hope of bringing enlightenment.
F'in Librul said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:51
She sure loves this dress!
F'in Librul said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:53
I just spit food all over my keyboard re: Amy’s wiki entry.
Incontinentia Buttocks said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:54
He has a wife you know ….
Hey! Leave me out of this!
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:58
It’s like some kinda troll exchange program.
This made me yelp again.
Smut Clyde said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:58
The Alkon site is like a tar pit. If you go over there, the stupid may coat your neurons
Sounds like the final scenes of Miracle Mile, but without the Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
sagra said,
August 15, 2008 at 22:59
I think I see an error on her wiki entry. “Amy Alkon is a staunch atheist.” should be “Amy Alkon is a staunch elitist.”
Smut Clyde said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:00
the guy who did a hit-and-run on my Insight.
Sounds like a frontal-lobe injury.
F'in Librul said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:01
More like Gingerkid Disease.
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:02
For those who missed the earlier thread, one of her commenters actually said something like, “You are the true intellectual daughter of Camille Paglia.” It was meant as a compliment.
Now I ask you: Is there any hope?
Sockpuppet #47 said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:03
Ah, the deadly Gingervitis. Add to that her unfortunate case of recto-cranial inversion syndrome, and it is no wonder she was billy no mates.
Jay B. said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:04
I had no friends as a child
No shit.
and I’m way over needing to be liked.
Then that works for both of us. You and the human race. What’s the opposite of quid pro quo?
Blue Buddha said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:06
No, just a miserable asshole. People with Aspergers simply have a hard time relating with others and come off being tactless and cold. Amy seems to actively go out of her way to piss people off.
Legalize said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:06
Numerous screen-shots of her wiki page must be recorded. This shit is too funny.
Blue Buddha said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:06
I’d say more sociopath than mild autism.
Smut Clyde said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:09
Nihil pro nihilo?
Kathleen said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:14
how much detective work is involved in having an informant?
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:15
If I laugh much harder I’m going to rupture, or maybe Ruppert, something:
brian is not one of their brighter bulbs.
LittlePig said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:17
Aspergers? Oh yeah, with a dollop of Hollandaise.
OT: “I don’t miss Bill” - we have a lot of “I miss Bill” bumper stickers here abouts (Little Rock), referring to William the Slick.
Sockpuppet #47 said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:17
Sociopathy and Aspergers syndrome are not necessarily mutually exclusive. However, Narcissism and Aspergers are usually mutually exclusive, and I catch quite a big whiff of the former from her. And of course, Narcissism and Sociopathy go together quite often.
I think she is a born troll. You know the kind of person. The people that love to be hated, as long as they are getting attention.
Kathleen said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:18
doesn’t a hit piece — by its very definition — not encompass “a large amount of attention”?
Simba B said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:20
Can someone link me to the classic PW post from June ‘06 alluded to in that comment at her blog?
Nascar McHeartland said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:21
Hey, y’all, just wanted to say I have found a picture of Amy Alkon’s cooter, so there’s no need to go all saying she used to be a man.
It is of course Not Safe For Work, unless you work at some kind of effete ivory tower academic “job” that pays you to sit around and complain about America all day.
http://wiki.voyeurweb.com/images/thumb/9/99/Homer-20070226-11374-2c.jpg/350px-Homer-20070226-11374-2c.jpg
Blue Buddha said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:22
#1) We have a party line? (Well, besides snarking at stupid conservatives)
#2) If S,N! devoted soooo much attention to “Jeff at PW”, then how come I don’t know who the fuck he is?
LittlePig said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:23
you are the true intellectual daughter of Camille Paglia
Well, after the operation, maybe…
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:23
Is he that Jeff “cock-slapping” guy? Or am I thinking of someone else?
LittlePig said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:25
to Jeff at PW over the last couple years because they aren’t smart enough to understand what he writes either.
Hmmmm….”cockslap”….what the heck does that mean? Guess I’m not smart enough, darn the luck.
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:26
Hey, my comment went to moderation or else vanished! That never happens to me, because i don’t take my comments into dangerous word press houses where I can expect my them to be viciously deleted without warning!
Johnny Pez said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:26
It was somebody posting the edit from a large and famous company in London.
The Torchwood Institute? Damn, those guys are into everything.
Gary Ruppert said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:26
#2) If S,N! devoted soooo much attention to “Jeff at PW”, then how come I don’t know who the fuck he is?
The fact is, oh come on. You have to know who Pasty McSlappy is. He’s a drama queen who looks like Ross from Friends.
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:27
I was gonna say, isn’t Jeff the Jeff of cock-slapping fame? I guess LittlePig answered that question for me.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:29
Whatever it means, LittlePig, I hope the ASPCA was called. I hate it when people abuse animals, even roosters.
And I am shocked, shocked at all the wikipedia vandalism that is going on. Just because she practically begged for it to happen, it doesn’t make it right.
fadgeophile said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:30
Is a cock-slap the longer, skinnier version of the Tea Bag?
Gerald Curl said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:31
Is the Sadly, No! party line like the ones I see advertised on The Robin Byrd Show?
Dain Brammaged said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:32
Just to point out, please don’t use duct tape to tuck. That’s what spandex is for.
Which is central to my point. Heartland.
ken peggs said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:33
Quid pro faux.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:35
It’s worse than you think…
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:35
Wherever there’s a fight so that hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a WordPress, eatin’ everyone’s comments, I’ll be there.
I’ll be in the way Gary Ruppert yells when he’s out of Cheetos.
Gary Ruppert said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:35
The fact is, I love the fact that we have a reputation.
Arky - Chuthuhlusexual said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:39
Detective work eh? So she admits she’s a dick.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:39
I have found a picture of Amy Alkon’s cooter
I’m waiting for Homer to eat a donut.
Malaclypse said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:40
I, for one, think “Ask the Friendless Alcoholic” would be a far better column than “Ask the Advice Goddess.” http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Amy_Alkon&diff=232184888&oldid=232184302
Rightwingsnarkle said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:40
Please release my comments.
Candy said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:40
Marita, you are my hero!
Tell Wordpress he can keep my comment, but I want my Mark Lanegan CD back.
Ash Joncroft said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:41
Let the puma roar
Like she’s never roared before
From shrieking loon to open soar
Let the mighty puma roar
Sockpuppet #47 said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:43
Her Wiki is just a stub!
(maybe that is why she doesn’t have to tuck)
NoahC said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:46
You guys, seriously.
I was having a horrible day, but this abundance of snark made me realize that life is still worth living.
Smut Clyde said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:50
The fact is, the “large and famous company in London” where Gary Ruppert works is actually a fishmonger’s shop in Brick Lane called “Squid Pro Quo”.
sagra said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:51
OT: Follow this hyperlink by using your mouse to click on this sentence in order to open a web page containing a very important message from Rick Santorum.
aimai said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:52
Not a trannie. Can’t say what she is, but I”m really, really, really sure she’s not a woman. That requires humanity.
aimai
Gary Ruppert said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:52
The fact is, I sell insurance for Lloyds of London. One of my policies is on Megan McArdle’s cognitive abilities.
Doctorb said,
August 15, 2008 at 23:53
His voting record shows he consistently voted in elections, sometimes voting Republican and at times voting Democratic.
I thought that was supposed to be, like, secret information. Beyond private. What the hell?
F'in Librul said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:01
Let me append a slight correction to Mr. Joncraft’s song:
Let the puma roar
Like she’s never roared before
From shrieking loon to open sore
Let the mighty puma roar
Blue Buddha said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:01
Hmmm… you’ve got a point. Didn’t pick up on that when I first read it. Last time I voted, the process seemed pretty anonymous (ie: voting card had nothing unique to ID me).
Otto said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:02
Vacations in Dumpsters? Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:03
May the Ceiling Cat have pity, I’ve ignored my own advice and am now commenting over there.
I need to get away from this computer for a while. Maybe a couple of bottles of malbec would help . . .
Doctorb said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:04
I guess he could have been *registered* variously as (R) or (D), although that is different from actually *voting* that way.
Ha, (R). Nice.
mikey said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:05
I”m really, really, really sure she’s not a woman. That requires humanity.
Uh oh. Then what was it, exactly, that I married?
[Cue ominous music]
mikey
Righteous Bubba said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:06
Over on the original thread…
wereas a racist would focus soely on one race
One-race racists are the elitists of the racist world.
Ripley said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:06
What kind of pose is that?
“Magnum! Dear God, it’s beautiful !”
Malaclypse said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:08
I think it is way cool that Amy called someone who knows Gary. I totally believe her, and don’t think she’s making shit up.
Simba B said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:09
Actually, I called somebody who’s acquainted with him. It’s a small world, asshat
This was just too good to pass up. It took all my willpower to not break to her the truth about Gary Ruppert.
sagra said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:09
The voting record quote is different in the TodaysTHV link. It sounds more like he shared that information with aquaintences and they told a reporter.
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:10
I want to tell her Gary’s a gentle fiction, but I don’t want to ruin her day.
Oh, what the hell.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:11
Oh, Candy, Simba, see if you can draw her out. See what other details about Gary she has.
Maybe we can get his phone number or a link to his MySpace page.
mikey said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:11
If Gary Ruppert didn’t exist, Amy would have to invent somebody who knows him…
mikey
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:12
Wow. You really set her off, Candy. Her life is hard! She’s a professional! She doesn’t care if you respect her or not, but dammit, you’d better respect her!
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:13
Simba, I’ve got a comment in the box over there all ready to go. I’m trying to restrain myself from hitting submit. I don’t want to spoil the fun. On the other hand, it might create a whole new species of fun.
If I were Amy, I’d be reading over here at the same time I was monitoring over there. She’s really not that smart, is she? Not that we didn’t know that, but jebus.
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:14
marita, consider it done!
Malaclypse said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:14
Could Ann Althouse be Gary’s secret lover? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Gary Ruppert Pupkin said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:16
Photons are still not Amy’s friend.
Smut Clyde said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:16
The fact is, the London Metropolitan Police are investigating claims that Gary Ruppert has convinced a number of teenage girls to strip half-naked while he photographed them. He allegedly recruited the teenagers by advertising for female tow-truck drivers, and invited them to employment interviews, where he informed them that the position involved semi-undress because his company was called “The Topless Towers of Ilium”.
Nascar McHeartland said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:18
Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. Holding the guy down.
stryx said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:19
As a former Viognier sipper, “I don’t miss Bill” brought to mind something completely different, sort of like D.A.M.M.
And please let me post the damn linkie for the Gingervitas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJUm_yy2Cbw
FWYP, just in case.
Doctorb said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:21
Sadly, Yes, there is a Gary Ruppert. He exists as certainly as pride and ignorance and authoritarianism exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its greatest travail and hardship. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Gary Ruppret. It would be as dreary as if there were no Gavins. There would be no childlike faith in Dear Leader then, no awkward unintentional poetry, no Fabio-like romance to snark on and make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in living in a sane and just society. The eternal light with which piles of burning Al Gore books fill the world would be extinguished.
HumboldtBlue said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:22
Wow, she’s won like oodles of awards for her journalism, including kicking the asses of those shcleppers at the LA Times. Now if she had said she beat out the Times circa 1988 or so, that would mean something, but they hired the Load which pretty much meant the fishwrap prophesy came true.
Doctorb said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:22
Alkon maintains that the benefits of society often attributed to religion and innate human spirituality are better accounted for by the evil forces of the Decepticons
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:24
Oh Candy, you’re my hero.
Can I be your facebook friend?
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:25
Here is my request for her to do the right thing:
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:26
If I had a facebook page, you would be my first friend, Marita! (blushes)
We’ll see if she bites!
Malaclypse said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:28
I must give Candy and Aristophanes mad props for being willing to post over there, given the IP-stalker mentality.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:30
I must give Candy and Aristophanes mad props for being willing to post over there, given the IP-stalker mentality.
I’m willing to bet that Alkon has already checked their IPs against all of the ones making wikipedia changes (assuming that she’s noticed the recent changes).
Look out guys, the Alkon is watching you.
mikey said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:33
This whole IP stalker thing is over rated. My IP address comes back to Comcast.net santa clara. Now granted, if you had access to Comcast’s billing records and DHCP logs, you could figure out in short order my name and address. But otherwise? Good luck…
mikey
Gary Ruppert said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:38
The fact is, Gary Ruppert DOES have a myspace.
Friend me. I shall be creating a profile shortly.
Malaclypse said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:38
Alas, the truth has been spilled about Gary.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:39
Mikey, I believe the genius named “brian” posting in her comments suggested a way around this:
Apparently all Alkon has to do is bat her eyelashes, and no one’s anonymity is safe.
Corporate Tool, Indeed said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:39
Some jokes write themselves:
A boy and his dog
Simba B said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:41
make a few phone calls to sweet-talk a couple geeks
This is where brian is full of shit, and he knows it.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:42
Oh noes! She just threatened people with the equivalent of NEW YORK LAW FIRM!
And doctorb, you just stole my Grapes of Wrath swagger. Damn you! I have an attorney with a PRESTIGIOUS CAMBRIDGE (AMERICA) LAW FIRM, and I expect to be compensated for this!
Malaclypse said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:43
Candy, are you ashamed that you have taken time away, time that she could have spent giving advice to gay teens?
Gary Ruppert said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:43
http://www.myspace.com/garyruppert
mikey said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:44
Whois doesn’t keep IP records except for domain owners. Comcast owns the IP address. I don’t own comcast.net…
mikey
rotten mcdonald said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:44
OK, is RB’s nick now Bubbles?
Cuz that’s frickin funny, an I like to keep up…
Malaclypse said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:45
And why the hell would it be worth it to send a lawyer from NY to CA to respond to some piss-ant small claim? That seems as believable as her speaking with friends of Gary.
Righteous Bubba said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:48
OK, is RB’s nick now Bubbles?
Yes. Yes it is. [Reinserts pipe. In the mouth you dirty kids.]
Jennifer said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:49
Can someone link me to the classic PW post from June ‘06 alluded to in that comment at her blog?
Simba - ask, and ye shall receive.
I’m not ashamed to admit I have that one permanently bookmarked.
rotten mcdonald said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:50
This thread is killin me. Maybe it’s the half bottle of wine, maybe it’s the desperation of unemployment….
Maybe it’s just this:
Come now, we can’t really tell if celery would be appropriate or not because we can’t see if her panties are falling down in this picture.</I.
Bringin the obscure Art Frame references!! FTW!!
Of course, that’s assuming she’s WEARING panties….
His Grace said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:51
Trying to catch up… too hilarious.
I’m just gonna say that if I were to post at her site from work and from home, her commenters would probably accuse me of being two people.
Gary Ruppert said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:52
The fact is, I just sent Amy a friends request on Myspace.
And I would appreciate some help creating my profile.
Jennifer said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:54
Ahem, wordpress you whore. I’ll come in again:
Can someone link me to the classic PW post from June ‘06 alluded to in that comment at her blog?
Simba - ask, and ye shall receive.
I’m not ashamed to admit I have that one permanently bookmarked.
Lesley said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:56
I’d put Amy out of her misery (kidding! disclaimer! joke! keep your adam’s apple square, Amy!) but apparently U.S. military involvement in conflicts abroad is contributing to a worldwide ammunition shortage.
Gary Ruppert™³²®© said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:56
The fact is, Amy Alkon has deleted my wikipedia entry, and I’ve already contacted Heartland Law Firm.
She will rue this day.
stryx said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:56
FWYP
Gary Ruppert said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:57
The fact is, I think I, and the Heartland, deserve a wikipedia entry way more than Amy does.
Gary Ruppert said,
August 16, 2008 at 0:58
Damn you, Other Fake Gary!
Gary Ruppert said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:00
The fact is, it is, it is.
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:01
Candy, are you ashamed that you have taken time away, time that she could have spent giving advice to gay teens?
I’m suffering terrible pangs of guilt.
No, wait, I think it’s the chili I ate earlier.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:03
I would think the picture for the Gary Ruppert myspace page would have to be that sex offender record that someone here has posted. Anyone have that handy?
scythia said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:03
The fact is,
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~ruppert/
http://cf.linnbenton.edu/artcom/performing_arts/rupperg/web.cfm?pgID=97
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Gary-Ruppert-MD-06A84677.cfm
robert green said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:03
to amy alkon i say:
I AM SADLY NO!
TODAY WE ALL ARE SADLY NO.
then i drink my sazerac rye and absinthe with oj.
Sockpuppet #47 said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:05
Isn’t it nice how Gary’s birthday on the 11th of September happen to make his sign “virgo”?
scythia said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:05
The fact is,
http://cf.linnbenton.edu/artcom/performing_arts/rupperg/web.cfm?pgID=97
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Gary-Ruppert-MD-06A84677.cfm
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~ruppert/
Simba B said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:07
I actually tried to find that picture to no avail, Dr. Mrs. M.
a concerned citizen said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:08
“Then take that, run it through whois, make a few phone calls to sweet-talk a couple geeks, and get a customer name from the IP address.”
Spoken like somebody who has never actually talked to a geek before. If you called up the average geek and explained the situation, they’d tell you to go blow yourself and post the whole story to reddit or slashdot, followed by thousands of geeks worldwide mocking you and messing with your stuff. I really, really hope she tries it. Maybe a humorless sociopathic tranny with anger management issues can succeed where the Church of Scientology and the RIAA have failed…
Her latest comment in that thread has her ready to sue Gary Ruppert, aka Stanton Carlisle, in British court for libel. I really don’t know how it could get any better than that. This is like Sadly, Novana or something. My entire life will be downhill from this moment on.
Malaclypse said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:09
Shouldn’t Gary’s myspace be trying to meet trans-gendered Advice Goddesses?
Righteous Bubba said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:10
http://thumbsnap.com/v/DD4cql02.jpg
Righteous Bubba said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:11
Gary’s pic is in the FYWP queue. AND FYWP!!
Gary's myspace page said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:12
The fact is, I have no friends. Why do I have no friends? I asked Amy to be my friend, but she has not responded. I thought we were friends Amy!
Would you be my friend?
Jennifer said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:14
Sigh. If this post later shows up 3 times, you know who to blame (that cocksucker wordpress, that’s who!).
Can someone link me to the classic PW post from June ‘06 alluded to in that comment at her blog?
Simba - ask, and ye shall receive.
I’m not ashamed to admit I have that one permanently bookmarked.
Kathleen said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:16
so did Det. Amy call Tom to get her info?
Stanton Carlisle said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:17
She’d better not mess with me; I can speak with the dead, you know.
Gary Ruppert™³²®© said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:18
Gary’s myspace page needs a picture update. See Bubbles at
Righteous Bubba said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:10
Doctor Missus Marita, Slayer of Wordpress said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:19
Gary, I think your myspace page should play the Numa Numa song. Either that, or Ashcroft’s “Let the Eagle Soar”
Or Orrin Hatch’s “America United”. That’s a good one too.
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:21
I vote for “Let the Eagle Soar” a masterpiece of wingnutitude if there ever was one.
Or maybe something by Toby Keith. That would be good too.
Doctorb said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:22
Oh man, reading the Seanbaby article linked in that classic PW post..
Gary Ruppert™³²®© said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:24
Alternate self portrayal
Gary's myspace page said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:31
The fact is, I need help with a compilation of “The best of Gary Ruppert”
And the fact that none of you have friended me yet shows how insincere and elitist you coastal liberal types are. You sicken me. If you ever venture into the heartland, where all us genuine hospitable unpretentious true Americans live, we will shoot you.
Gary Ruppert Number Two said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:31
The fact is, the idea for a Wikipedia article on my namesake is excellent. I’d write it myself, but I’ve never written one before and it should look somewhat professional.
Righteous Bubba said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:35
The fact is, the idea for a Wikipedia article on my namesake is excellent. I’d write it myself, but I’ve never written one before and it should look somewhat professional.
The n00b’s secret: steal an article you like and edit it. Works for wikis, webpages, code, book reports, and John McCain speeches.
OneMan said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:35
GR#2: just copy/paste The Advice Goddess’ page and tweak some key phrases to fit.
Hey, it’s not like you have to fool an expert.
OneMan said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:36
Oh, and FYWP
Candy said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:36
the fact is, I believe all of Amy’s people have been routed. We Sadles seem to be chatting amongst outselves now. Even the valiant brian has quit the field.
Gary Ruppert™³²®© said,
August 16, 2008 at 1:38
The n00b’s secret: steal an article you like and edit it. Works for wikis, webpages, code, book reports, and John McCain speeches.
Also, for every report I have to write for the man (aka teh corporation what signs my checks). Just make sure not to leave some of the names