Comments on: Shorter Michelle Malkin

By: Bummer

Bummer — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:58:26 +0000

seriously though, why can’t you photoshoopdedoop a dickly in her face? would that be offensive and mean and make us just like michelle mommy?

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:03:49 +0000

Making fun of Michelle Malkin is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:25:56 +0000

Kyle: Because she is so imminently and irresistibly mockable.

By: Kyle Michel Sullivan

Kyle Michel Sullivan — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:29:09 +0000

I don’t understand — why is Amanda Malkin so important to anyone’s discussion about anything? She doesn’t have an idea in her head that wasn’t put there by someone else hoping to feed the MSM with their sound bites. Why does anyone pay attention to her?

By: J Neo Marvin

J Neo Marvin — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:41:16 +0000

Michelle Malkin is no Amanda Donohoe.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:32:45 +0000

So … what’s Kambon doing these days?

He is residing somewhere.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:31:54 +0000

Nobody with even the most remote of historical perspectives would be able to say something like this with a straight face.

Or with such detail or with such care.

By: smut clyde

smut clyde — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:26:39 +0000

Joe 'Balls' Langer said, “We also have crystal balls.” My balls are made of platinum…TOP THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!11! Consider yourself topped. The photo above of Malkin reminded me of something, but it took a while to figure out what it was. I continue to maintain that The Lair of the White Worm provides us with the best comparison.

By: Djur

Djur — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:19:24 +0000

Liberals … are and were the Stalin/Mao/Castro fan club!

Conclusive evidence that Twoof is about 15. Nobody with even the most remote of historical perspectives would be able to say something like this with a straight face.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:00:15 +0000

So … what’s Kambon doing these days? (The Howard University was in 2005.)

Is he still a hate-spewing commentator on a major network? Is his column still being printed in hundreds of newspapers? Do his books still make the best seller list? Do his -

Oh. Wait. He never had any of that.

And he hasn’t been a professor since … 2005.

Honest decent people see a difference. Conservatives don’t.

By: D.N. Nation

D.N. Nation — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:59:36 +0000

Truth. Read the following carefully:

A wingnut shot up a church.
Your response to this is “But Mao! And some random professor (ed. note: who didn’t shoot anyone)!”
You have to see how silly this is.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:54:37 +0000

From the perspective of the reader though, you get a troll (kill-file ready) writing some garbage and then the response can be a number of things:

1. Reasonable and sincere argument
2. Joke
3. FUCK YOU
4. Nothing

The first could be interesting, the second could be funny, the third is less likely to be interesting or funny and the fourth is a kind of perfection that I cannot reach without the killfile.

By: Dr. Prof. The Truth, Ph.D., DD, DDS, CEO, QED, ASAP

Dr. Prof. The Truth, Ph.D., DD, DDS, CEO, QED, ASAP — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:54:35 +0000

Also, farty farty bloo bloo I’m rubber you’re glue when you say I’m a fascist it bounces off me and sticks to you because of liberal fascism I’m the Jew!!

By: Dr. Prof. The Truth, Ph.D., DD, DDS, CEO, QED, ASAP

Dr. Prof. The Truth, Ph.D., DD, DDS, CEO, QED, ASAP — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:51:33 +0000

And then accuse you libs of being the real racist, because one time a black guy said something. I drink your tears!! I DRINK THEM UP!!

By: N.C.

N.C. — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:48:22 +0000

It’s a pretty standard troll-dance; say something inflammatory or ludicrous or easily disproven/countered, ignore the on-topic responses, attack everyone who was dismissive as not being Serious and Mature enough to see the light.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:30:56 +0000

Hey! Lay off Troof! It’s not his fault that the best he can do is to go on and on about the guy at Howard University that no one here has ever heard of.

I admire his persistence. He’s a modern day conservative Sisyphus.

Now. Tell us more about Michelle Obama saying “whitey” all the time.

By: Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico

Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:25:13 +0000

Everything’s the payoff though. That’s the bitter fucking rub of trolls.

So fuck him.

By: J Neo Marvin

J Neo Marvin — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:37:51 +0000

Are you Kamau Kambon’s PR man or something? You’re certainly doing a bang-up job promoting the man’s ideas.

By: lawnguylander

lawnguylander — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:36:12 +0000

I think the best way to deal with goober et al, if you can’t ignore them for whatever reason, is to make fun of them without addressing them directly. Do not argue with them, just treat them like you would a demented old deaf person who won’t shut up. Pretend they can’t hear you and talk about them like they’re not even here. If everybody did that they’d go away but arguing with them just encourages them to keep it up. This should be obvious but apparently it’s not.

By: The Truth

The Truth — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:27:00 +0000

Jim proclaims

On the left, eliminationists are a shunned fringe-element treated with ~~utter contempt & ridicule~~ applause and university positions.

Fixed.