This is fucking Tyson Foods. The processing plant is full of chickenshit. As are you.

You don’t like this, God-fearers? Go and take a fucking job at the industrial chicken slaughter factory. (The one near where my wife worked was mainly staffed by indigenous South Americans.) Oh, and did you celebrate Memorial Day appropriately this year? That is, with a cookout of fucking terrorist chicken?

Also: nausea.

Go on over to their country and see how much pandering they do for you, the “infidel”.

Uh, assuming that most of the workers at the Tyson plant are there legally, “their country” would be the USA. Dumb shit.

Go veg!

And yes, HoosierArmyMom’s point is apparently that we need to act more like teh axis of evil. We can learn so much from their xenophobia and lack of respect for infidels!

As far as I can tell, the major difference between radical Muslims and radical Christians is that the radical Muslims run around blowing people up and flying planes into building to kill people, and the radical Christians get the U.S. Army to do the killing, mostly with their own children, on the U.S. taxpayer dime.

Under the influence of these people, the U.S. now kills without talking, ignore diplomacy, disrespect all views of everyone including our “Allies” and tortures.

Bin Laden seems to be winning, one attack and he getting us to act as stupidly and cruelly as he does.

Thanks man, I needed to throw up in my mouth a little…

And I need stronger fucking drugs.

I cant take my teenage girls to Wal-Mart without the Somalian men and I mean MEN gawking at all of us like perverts. Let me go to Wal-Mart on a bad day and everyone will know my real name, it will be listed on the jail intake!

Workers told me the Somalis refuse to use toilet paper at Tyson. Tyson allows them to use cups filled with hot water to dip thier hands in after they make a bowel movement, then go back to cutting chickens.

My daughter told me the Somalians also wash their feet in the commodes. Some nationality maybe not the Somalians also bring in whole dead fish and cut them up, mix them in a large bowl with something else and eat this, several eating out of the same bowl with their hands. The same hands that go back to handle chicken.

And on and on.

Yeah, who the hell does that company think it is, setting its own scheduling policies and all? Whoever was executive officer of Tyson foods that week certainly didn’t follow the procedure to have that decision ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority (as it is a purely internal affair), no request for comments was posted in advance, what I’m saying is we did not all get to vote on that and it’s simply outrageous.

Oh God yes, getting rid of Christmas in favor of an Islamic holiday woudn’t ruffle any feathers – it’s not like the right wing isn’t already fighting back against an imaginary “war on Christmas” or anything.

And yes, HoosierArmyMom’s point is apparently that we need to act more like teh axis of evil. We can learn so much from their xenophobia and lack of respect for infidels!

They really have their heads screwed on straight over in Iran.

The people working at Tyson’s don’t like us, our culture, or our religions? Islam’s a religion we have in America, so’s their culture. Pretty sure they like themselves too, and given that they’re legal immigrants, they are “us”.

Yeah, and considering that we’re not fucking Turkmenistan – we don’t have a national religion or culture or anything that needs ‘defending’ from harmless minority cultures, and we don’t have a Glorious Father of the People codified into our constitution – we don’t seem to be what you’re thinking about when you say ‘us’. You know what, I don’t like Islam – as an atheist, I find the religious devotion a mixed blessing and the holidays are only marginally less silly than Anglo-Protestants’ – but these guys aren’t baying for anyone’s fucking blood.

In short, fuck you, lady.

And the horse you rode in on.

Oh, mds, you couldn’t be more mistaken. At least one of them is an employer after her own heart.

So, since I presume she doesn’t raise her own livestock, that must mean there are companies catering to her religious requirements. Pretty goddamn un-American of them, I’d say.

[...] it is replacing Labor Day with a holiday of a people who don’t like us, our culture or our religions. Go on over to their country and see how much pandering they do for you, the “infidel”. [...] When people come here they need to show some respect for our traditions and the way we do things.

Soooo, by your own logic, people traveling to an Islamic (or a primarily-Islamic) country shouldn’t be expected to “pander” to Americans; in fact said Americans should “show some respect for [their] traditions and the way [they] do things.”? Golly, that’s awfully tolerant of you.

So tell me: I think that I should get the 14th of August as a paid holiday — a day to continue the work of Jonathan Myrick Daniels. Is that okay with you, or are Anglicans/Episcopalians too much like the Catholic church with their bells and smells to be allowed any consideration?

What about Lent and Advent? Those are times of preparation, and I think that I should get at least one extra day a week, maybe two, so I can be sure I’m adequately prepared. No, no, fish in the cafeteria on Fridays won’t work (and there’s the Catholic church again!) — dude, fish is meat. And then there’s Holy Week: a full week of things to do and places to be. Can I get that week off, with pay and the blessings of you and yours?

It should be okay with you, ’cause I’m a Christian, and America’s a Christian nation, right?

(Oh, and one last thing — I’m gonna have to be gone on All Hallow’s Eve and All Saints Day, too. Is that gonna be a problem?)

words, come to think of it, more applicable to her case now than ever