Comments on: World O’Crap has TownHall, but we have The Rant

By: experienced

experienced — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 20:51:09 +0000

Sonnie,
Gay is not a choice. It’s like being born black -I can’t peel my gay off just like African Americans cant’t peel off the color of their skin. It is not a choice! We Gay, black, mexicans, Americans bleed red blood, just like you Republicans. We minorities are deserving of the same freedoms that all of you breeders have! We did not choose to be born in these minority groups it’s just the way “GOD” made us.

By the way, when was the last time you were 15 yrs old and raped by your boyfriend. Can you imagine being made to make that ‘choice’? What a huge and terrifying decision to have to make at any age!
I can tell my parents and get in really big trouble. Maybe I can have my best friend drive me to another state for a “legal” abortion, but I have no money to afford it.
I guess I’ll have to use a wire coat hanger in an alley, behind the trash can, and hope that I don’t die from internal bleeding while I am killing the life that is in my belly. Do you get what I’m saying here? Besides, how many children have you adopted to contribute to the solution of this problem?

Walking in someone elses shoes may change your perspective on the rights of others, because we are all created equal in the eyes of GOD, not so much in the eyes of Pompass and arrogant Republicans!

Hitler is alive and making progress in Washington, USA!
If you’re not furious then you’re not paying attention!
I love my country, I fear my government!

By: Gary

Gary — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 10:51:44 +0000

The only thing missing from these excerpts was the implied “we love minorities – some of our best friends are minorities.”

By: aaron

aaron — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 03:20:58 +0000

Shucks, if they had only increased [federal] funding by 50% instead of 49%, maybe Scott would have learned that “uneffective” isn’t a word.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 02:59:59 +0000

I liked this quote (which i had to clean up because I don’t think a lot of people completely understood the meaning in the original:

“We do not want to hold minorities down. We have [people that we pay to do that so that we don't have to get our hands dirty. I mean they're minorities! Who wants to have anything to do with them?!]“

By: Scott

Scott — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 14:28:45 +0000

“Uneffective?”

By: G. D. Frogsdong

G. D. Frogsdong — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 13:48:47 +0000

Just kidding, FLG. No intent to do harm here.

By: G. D. Frogsdong

G. D. Frogsdong — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 13:44:11 +0000

Four legs good, honey, I think there are a lot of people who are embarrassed to admit you’re American.

By: merl

merl — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:05:18 +0000

Actually a strong man takes responsibility for any failures. A weak man blames Bill Clinton.

By: four legs good

four legs good — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:32:39 +0000

When I read shitty logic like that I’m embarrassed to admit I’m american.

I really think we’re doomed- because lot’s of people (at least the 10 or 12 who read his stupid column) read that and nodded their heads.

Ack.

By: latibulum

latibulum — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 07:42:46 +0000

An’ brush away de blue-tailed fly.

By: G. D. Frogsdong

G. D. Frogsdong — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 03:14:49 +0000

If Republicans always looked to raise up minorities, why did the “Solid South” and the “Dixiecrats” disappear in the sixties?

Because it was the Democratic Party that was promoting equality and civil rights, starting with John Kennedy and continuing with Lyndon Johnson, that’s why. Those good old Democrats, who had been Democrats since the Republican Party, the Party of Lincoln, sent all those carpetbaggers down south, deserted the party when the Democratic Party became a promoter of equality for all races.

By: Ueberscheisse

Ueberscheisse — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 02:11:29 +0000

Even though there are valid arguments for adjusting Affirmative Action, and even eventually phasing it out (who knows, another 50 years until we have only one integrated ‘spice shaker’ on the Table of Life?) people like Scott! pretty much prevent any sort of intelligent discussion.

“After a while they all looked around, and there was nothing but indians.” -Firesign Theatre

By: Uncle Mike

Uncle Mike — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 22:42:18 +0000

I was harmed by homosexuality, and Larry Parker got me 2.5 million dollars.

Call the law offices of Larry Parker now!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 10:56:16 +0000

Wake up, African-Americans. Republicans have a plan, and you ARE a part of it!

I suspect that 80% of african americans are keenly aware of the GOP plan for them.

By: Sunnie

Sunnie — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 08:40:22 +0000

Gail–you quitter. A restraining order and his sexual orientation are all that stopped you?? Don’t you realize you have to go after what you want? You must not have wanted him very much.

By: Gail

Gail — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 06:05:01 +0000

I would like to say that I have been harmed by homosexuality.

See, I had this massive crush on this guy, and he turned out to be gay, and so we could never marry, and it made me so sad.

If he hadn’t been gay, we would have lived happily ever after and had 12 children. That is, if he had lifted the restraining order.

By: Sunnie

Sunnie — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 06:01:05 +0000

Sorry, the Rant may be bass-ackward crazy, but the sheer number of Townhallies makes the Rant sound like a bunch of whiny schoolchildren hopped up on goofballs and sucking helium straight from the tank.