Comments on: So Funny I Forgot To Laugh!

By: wow gold

wow gold — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:58:51 +0000

lol, you can’t forget to laugh, it’s so funny.

By: jim

jim — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:48:29 +0000

This thread has more pure win than one pair of eyes deserve.
I feel like they’ve got lips instead of eyelids – OM NOM NOM NOM.

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*Payola you can believe in – Vote McCain!

*Very Popular In Czechlosovakia – Vote McCain!

*You’re Not The Boss Of Me, & Neither Am I – Vote McCain!

*Thinking Is For Homo Terrorists – Vote McCain!

*Patriot Act 3 Is The One With The Magic Ponies – Vote McCain!

*Put Me In, Or I’ll Make This Rich-Bitch Trophy-Wife Cry – Vote McCain!

*Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran … Make It #1 With A Bullet: Vote McCain!

*Shi’a, Schmi’a – I’ll Figure That Shit Out Later: Vote McCain!

*I’ll Edit America Like The Networks Edit My Interviews: McCain 2008!

*Bush Doctrine + Unresolved Anger Issues = Global Non-Stop Excitement: Vote McCain!

*I May Not Believe In Armageddon, But I Can Always Play Along: Vote McCain!

*A Leader Even Your Dog Can Outwit – Vote McCain!
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Whew, that was wild ……… I know it’s not PC, but can I smoke afterwards?

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:24:47 +0000

I know how to bomb. Vote McCain.
Did I ever mentioned I was a war hero who was tortured by the Commies? Vote McCain.
White. Vote McCain.

By: bago

bago — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:02:53 +0000

What do you call a black man running for president?
Obama, you racist!

By: ignatov

ignatov — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:47:24 +0000

Comment #76, by Mrs. Paddy:

Mr. Sandman gives us a dream
Ain’t he the slickest that you’ve ever seen?
Give him big ears like little old Dumbo
He’s just the cutest boy since lil Black Sambo

Oof.

By: The Baltimore Foot Stomper

The Baltimore Foot Stomper — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:22:18 +0000

Blackety Black Hussien Obama The Dusky Negro scares you with his radical brownness? Vote McCain- It’d be mighty white of you.

By: Dain Brammaged

Dain Brammaged — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:30:29 +0000

I’ll defend marriage, just not that marriage- Vote McCain

By: Northern Observer

Northern Observer — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:23:40 +0000

Man that kids eyes… he looks like Damien the Omen.

By: Jay B.

Jay B. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:02:03 +0000

Obama: “You know, it comes from all sides. Why just the other day, I was implicitly criticized in an article because I’m in shape and because I’m skinny. Abe Lincoln was skinn…”

McCain: “I knew Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine. And you, sir are no Abe Lincoln.”

Vote McCain in 1888.

By: Jay B.

Jay B. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:46:11 +0000

I’m up at 3 a.m. every night. Worrying about you and, well, because of the prostate. McCain 2008.

I’ll reach across the aisle to avoid the divisiveness that could cause another Civil War. The first one ruined my senior prom. Vote McCain.

I have moles older than the other guy. McCain Forever.

You want black? Check out my soul. McCain.

If you turn the Bat Signal upside down, it’s an M. McCain Hunts at Night!

I’ve Fallen and I CAN Get Up. McCain 08!

I don’t do hip, I break em. McCain is FUCKING OLD. Vote for him!

Experience you can scare children with. McCain 2008.

By: Ann Althouse Lives Long and Prospers, Beeyotches

Ann Althouse Lives Long and Prospers, Beeyotches — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:43:03 +0000

Poor Ben. Put on his best suit for that photo, and Zach Quinto got the part of Spock anyway.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:34:39 +0000

That should be “whose.”

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:33:29 +0000

You’re an ignorant idiot who’s chastity crusade has been thrust upon them. Vote McCain

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:20:11 +0000

An immoral vacuum? A dirt devil?

By: stinkfoot

stinkfoot — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:30:54 +0000

Judging from that picture I would bet that lil’ Ben-Ben has taken a turn or two around his living room dressed only in his shirt, chonies and socks whilst holding a microphone.

By: Shecky

Shecky — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:21:59 +0000

So you think that’s funny? That’s not funny. I know funny. Go work the Borscht Belt for a couple of years, you little putz.

By: biff diggerence

biff diggerence — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:07:24 +0000

It’s a terrible thing to say.

But I would thoroughly enjoy yanking this twerp’s teeth out with pliers.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:55:41 +0000

What a brooding pic! Like somebody thinking about getting a piercing, but who will wuss out and end up with a fake tattoo. From a Cracker Jack box.

You want hope and change, vote for the other guy. Cunt. Vote McCain!
Incontinence, not inconstancy: Changelessness you can Depend on! Vote McCain!
Luke, I am you father. Turn to the Dark Side… Vote McCain!
I am a black criminal, and I have performed the deeds of an air pirate. Vote McCain!

By: The Baltimore Foot Stomper

The Baltimore Foot Stomper — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:28:10 +0000

Punks like you just blow my mind.
You’re all just one of a kind.
Going nowhere real fast.
Hey punks get off the grass.

Who in the hell do you think you are.
I’m queen of punk and you better know who you really are.
Going nowhere real fast.
Hey punks get off the grass.

You can’t hitch you’re wagon to a star.
Cause I’m a star and you better know who you are.
Going nowhere real fast.
Hey punks get off the grass.

Sincerity counts when you’re talking to me.
You don’t see what you can be.
Going nowhere real fast.
Don’t you see going nowhere real fast.

Hey punks *hahaha* get off the grass.
Punks like you just blow my mind.
You’re all just one of a kind.
Going nowhere real fast.
Hey punks get off the grass.

(RIP, Edith Massey)

By: henry lewis

henry lewis — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:23:46 +0000

Freedom! I will not rest until the lawns of this great nation are free of damn kids. Vote McCain.