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By: Serenade | PoliticsMuch.com

Serenade | PoliticsMuch.com — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:17:01 +0000

[...] wing, ev’rything nut That’s what you are So dump Virgin Ben and Gaynor, and come with This fifth-columnist moonbat re-tarrrrd I’ve finally found the exorcist To [...]

By: Ann Althouse Projectile-Vomiting That Last Glass of Rosé

Ann Althouse Projectile-Vomiting That Last Glass of Rosé — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:58:42 +0000

Between this and K-Lo’s breakfast at Tiffany’s, I’ve had quite enough of neocon mating–imagined or hoped-for–for one day, thanks.

By: kindness

kindness — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:48:16 +0000

Marie Jon….goat blower?

By: bobbo

bobbo — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:30:30 +0000

I used to think I read only the “shorter” and not the article at the link because I was a thin-skinned liberal who couldn’t handle right-wingers’ views. Turns out they write for shite, stringing one lame talking point to the next, and I died of boredom before I could finish. All praise shorter!!

By: Athenawise

Athenawise — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:22:27 +0000

Paul Wolfowitz spit-combed his hair in “Fahrenheit 9/11.” Did he date Marie, too? Maybe she only goes out with spit-combers. (Makes disgusted face.)

By: humbert dinglepencker

humbert dinglepencker — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:09:03 +0000

Marie J’o'N’*!’ Smart as a whip? I know fireplace logs smarter than she is. Hell, my DOG is smarter than she is, and he’s a dumb as a bag o’hammers.

By: atheist

atheist — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:56:12 +0000

so where does the Wingnut Brigade get off with this whole “Obamessiah” schtick? Especially in times as scary as these, aimed at a superstitious audience. Talk about a meme ripe for backfiring.

Hard to say.

Maybe it’s like this? During the Bush presidentcy, they decided to go for all-out hero worship, and they started to feel very worshipful toward Bush. Bush is charismatic in his own way, and is a decent actor and a good liar. So they let themselves feel that way toward Bush.

Then, Obama came onto the scene, and they have primed themselves to feel hero worship, and Obama is quite charismatic too, so they are now starting to feel this way toward Obama. They find themselves being a bit dazzled by this other guy who’s charismatic. Yet, they know that they have to hate him and distrust him and defeat him. And make others feel the same way. So they attack him, but at the same time, his charisma is working on them.

I guess what I’m saying is, could this weird meme possibly indicate a kind of ambivalence within the minds of the conservative movementarians?

By: OneMadClown

OneMadClown — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:45:51 +0000

Where oh where is the valiant rogue HTML Mencken while this bespectacled, greasy-haired hump is trying to make time with his beloved Marie Jon’}>/”?
Is this the end of the affair for our star-crossed lovers, the rakish and dashing HTML and his lovely and witless lady of random punctuation?

Stay tuned, true believers!

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:51:09 +0000

… so where does the Wingnut Brigade get off with this whole “Obamessiah” schtick?

Because the man’s so milquetoast (chocolate milk milquetoast, granted) that’s all the poor bastards have to work with.

I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

Aw, who am I kidding? I’m laughing my ass off this campaign season.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:13:15 +0000

Okay, what’s up with all this “HypnObama” crap, anyhow?

Well, that’s the beauty of the whole thing. You watch him, it just seems like he’s giving a good speech about the economy and hope and stuff. Next thing you know, you’re marching down to the local atheist recruiting station to sign up for Muslim lessons! It’s a sublininmble kind of thing.

By: Thlayli

Thlayli — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:56:21 +0000

… a mere three years in the Senate ….

That’s more time in the Senate than our last SEVEN Preznits combined.

Moran.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:07:50 +0000

“20ish Marie Jon’: NOT Hypnotized By Obama” … yeah, but just you wave a brightly coloured object back & forth in front of her face for a minute or so & see if she won’t follow you anywhere you go with it!

Now, if we were to paint Obama electric blue or cherry-red …

Okay, what’s up with all this “HypnObama” crap, anyhow? Seeing him on the Interwebs, he just looks to me like a mighty good orator, which I understand is rather helpful when regularly speaking to thousands at a time, & I’m sure’s hell not seeing the “Hypno” effect – on the contrary, sometimes it gets a mite dull, truth be told. Man’s got a hellishly narrow range of available speech he can emit, if he doesn’t want to blow his lead, & that tightrope just does NOT lend itself to mesmerizing barn-burners in the soapbox department. It’s a testimonial to his intellect & his oratorical talent that he DOES fire people up as well as he does.

His platform is pathologically middle-of-the-road, not because he’s lackluster, but because he has no freaking CHOICE as to what to run on: the public whose votes he’s chasing more or less proscibes what he can or cannot propose … so where does the Wingnut Brigade get off with this whole “Obamessiah” schtick? Especially in times as scary as these, aimed at a superstitious audience. Talk about a meme ripe for backfiring.

By: Proteus454

Proteus454 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:31:03 +0000

We do what we must to preserve what ragged threads of our sanity remain.
Well, I do.

By: forked tongue

forked tongue — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:22:07 +0000

I take it everyone read Douche Baggins’ post and then just went ahead on their business, pretending against hope that he hadn’t actually written that.

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:20:51 +0000

It looks to me like Mr. Gaynor (if that is his real name) mostly breathes through his mouth.

By: rcareaga

rcareaga — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:26:11 +0000

Wait, his bio says he was born in 1949.

It also says “he is now a solo practitioner.” That young Marie Jon’ sure is purty, indeed.

Dr Zen said, July 31, 2008 at 3:07 “Obama’s tall, tan, smooth, sleek, slim” Tan? Best no one tell Gaynor that he’s black. Why, he's the girl from Ipanema!

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:32:53 +0000

That’s it. I’m installing an alarm on my Tile Grout!!

mikey

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:13:35 +0000

Tan? Best no one tell Gaynor that [Obama]’s black.

Hush. Gaynor’s saving that shock-horror expose for an October Surprise!

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:07:04 +0000

“Obama’s tall, tan, smooth, sleek, slim”

Tan? Best no one tell Gaynor that he’s black.