Gavin linked the Parlock thing, and I found that the Tampa woman almost run off the road by some kook was 35 and had no kids in the car. The “I remember!” mantra doesn’t work all that well if your recital shows you don’t.

So scary Teh Toof is! I must scurry away! Scurry! Scurry!

In other news, Troof made poopie!

Other places, other audiences, well, your mileage may vary. Also, some settling may occur during shipping.

I mean, could the hypocrisy be any more apparent? Can you imagine a white speaker at, say, Bob Jones University calling for black people to be eliminated, and being met with applause? What would the reaction of liberals be then?

Howard University can put out all the statements it wants after the fact; its audience applauded the idea of white genocide. Go on, S,N! liberals, scurry away to the next topic – I’ve called you on your bullshit once again.

Phil Parlock didn’t expect to need all 12 of the Bush-Cheney signs he and his son Louis smuggled in their socks and pockets into the rally for Vice President Al Gore.

Them’s some mighty big socks those guys must have been wearing. 12 signs? I couldn’t fit 12 signs in my car.

Okay, I lied: I could fit 12 signs in my car. But certainly not in my shirt. And definitely not in my fuckin’ socks.

Now, I’m going to go listen to that old ode to prohibition era gangsters, NWA’s Fuck the Police.

Funny story about that…

This could all be a series of strange coincidences. Parlock could simply be an unlucky guy who always seems to be around when Democrats do something wretched, who took abuse in 1996, 2000 and 2004 for supporting Republicans, who happened to have the same newspaper on hand to report his story each time, and who also happened to be on the scene of a shooting incident that made Democrats look like frightening would-be assassins.

For a bunch of assholes always on about the ‘leftist Obama’s cult of personality’, they sure are in a twist over a genuine cult leader, aren’t they.

How generous of you! Maybe we’ve misjudged the wingnuts.

“You are swine, and although I don’t actually intend to kill you personally, I would not shed a tear if someone else did.”

It’s the chickenhawk way! Why should I risk myself when I can whine for some somebody else to do it, and then act like a big shot afterwards?

“I still remember that little girl you attacked at that 2004 John Edwards rally in West Virginia. I still remember Waco, and your gloating about the deaths of the babies there. I still remember the worm who forced an old Mexican woman off the road, with her child inside her car, because of her Bush bumper sticker. I still remember your ACORN cowards pushing an old woman down a flight of stairs.”

Because no rightist has ever done anything like that. It’s all those subhuman Leftie flag haters PRETENDING to be rightists, just to make Bush look bad!

WHY ARE YOU LEFTIES SO UNHINGED!??!!!

That’s why there were laws against teaching slaves to read — their owners didn’t want them finding out about this loophole.

Since the British imperialists that the Southern plantation-owning class imitated also had laws against teaching the Irish to read, I am going to use Wingnut Wlogic to insist, loudly, that my ethnic Irish ancestry entitles me to kick Dan Riehl in the junk for being a godsdamned public nuisance.

Then I will insist that Germany owes America reparations for not keeping the Riehl bloodline to itself.

More proof that it’s black people who are racist against whites (and therefore obviously not the other way around).

Now put the gun down.

I have a soft spot for Truthy. So far he’s the only wingnut to call me shrill. But you have a point about how fragile these insecure bedwetters can be.

Truthy, I take it all back. You caught me out in some blatant obfuscation. Congrats, I bow to your unique and provocative insights.

That was pretty lame. Even for Troof.

I say we leave him alone and let him lick his wounds in peace. Better yet, let him declare victory.

Otherwise, he might be loading up his shotgun and looking at the DFH coffee shop down the street.

So, yeah, Troof, you got us there. We shouldn’t be allowed to make fun of Dan Riehl for being an ignorant niwit because a guy said something you didn’t like that you could take out of context and make a big deal of. Because somewhere, someone here must have said that no crazy black man ever said anything like that, and he must represent all lefties … for some reason.

I’m going to lay this out nice and ugly for you on the Left.

First of all, I myself don’t plan on copying this guy. I’ve got a life to live, and I don’t intend to end it in police gunfire (or my own), or to spend the rest of my life behind bars. So no, I’m not a “future shooter.”

Furthermore, it’s possible that the people shot didn’t deserve it. They were probably just typical lame but relatively harmless liberals.

This does not apply to you on the far Left, however. You are swine, and although I don’t actually intend to kill you personally, I would not shed a tear if someone else did. I still remember that little girl you attacked at that 2004 John Edwards rally in West Virginia. I still remember Waco, and your gloating about the deaths of the babies there. I still remember the worm who forced an old Mexican woman off the road, with her child inside her car, because of her Bush bumper sticker. I still remember your ACORN cowards pushing an old woman down a flight of stairs. I hate you, and to quote one of your own, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN TO ME.

Let’s lay this out nice and ugly. Somewhere out there is someone who hates you just as much as I do, except that he has terminal cancer. He can kill you, and there’s nothing you can do about it. If you try to enact gun control, we will wipe the electoral floor with you, as we always do when gun control is the issue. Read the polls sometime. About twice as many love the NRA as hate it, and that’s according to the left-leaning Pew poll. 75% (!) think guns are an individual right. So if you even touch this issue, down you go.

So basically what you’re left with is hoping that we don’t get cancer and turn you into hamburger. HA HA HA HA HA.

I think it’s real generous of him to allow that maybe they didn’t deserve to die for maybe believing in the efficacy of wind power. But I don’t know if I would describe as “lame and harmless” a person who would block a shotgun blast with his body to save someone else’s life. Or the unarmed people who took this freak’s gun away from him after they just watched him murder two people.

It’s funny, none of the regulars over there objected to this. Perhaps there was such a tidal wave of opposition that it crashed the server and none of them got posted. Either that or they were so busy fumbling their cocks out of their skidmarked bathrobes they couldn’t be bothered.