Comments on: The Bodies Are Piling Up http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Sadly, No! » MOAR Joe Teh Plumber http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-707230 Sadly, No! » MOAR Joe Teh Plumber Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:42:00 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-707230 [...] C. Thompson Jr. is lucky he lives in New York. He’d be so fucking dead in [...] [...] C. Thompson Jr. is lucky he lives in New York. He’d be so fucking dead in [...]

]]> By: troy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-642311 troy Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:30:45 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-642311 JOHN HODGMAN: Found listed on a thread on secretly pro-shadowy world website SadlyNo! about Filegate. Once word got out about his Hobo List, he lost his job as Chicago comptroller and "apparently" died of "apparent" "natural suicide murder causes". Files (the Hobo List) were removed from his files and filed under ObamaHoboList.com. Then, all hobos on ObamaHoboList.com had their files mysteriously removed from their bodies and were murdered by secret Muslim stabbing gunshot rituals, then were reconstituted in acid vats designed to turn files into hobos -- secret Muslim hobo list hobos. Most of the hobos were once Chicago comptrollers, until they had their files stolen (the first time). JOHN HODGMAN: Found listed on a thread on secretly pro-shadowy world website SadlyNo! about Filegate. Once word got out about his Hobo List, he lost his job as Chicago comptroller and “apparently” died of “apparent” “natural suicide murder causes”. Files (the Hobo List) were removed from his files and filed under ObamaHoboList.com. Then, all hobos on ObamaHoboList.com had their files mysteriously removed from their bodies and were murdered by secret Muslim stabbing gunshot rituals, then were reconstituted in acid vats designed to turn files into hobos — secret Muslim hobo list hobos. Most of the hobos were once Chicago comptrollers, until they had their files stolen (the first time).

]]> By: George Prager http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-642103 George Prager Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:03:26 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-642103 You missed a couple: MOZILLA FIREFOX: One-time Obama mentor and Harvard ombudsman. Electrocuted, beaten stabbed at New Jersey's Great Adventure theme park in during rare summer syzygy which occurred during the encore of a Mister Mister concert crack house museum break-in involving members of the Newark Police force crackdown human sacrifice. EDULFUS "FRUIT BRUTE" TOWNSEND: Former member of Philadelphia's "Move" cult and childhood friend, neighbor appliance salesman. bailiff. Found dead in a vat of root beer slurpee in the back of a 7/11 with multiple stab wounds with a cross craved into his forehead back torso. KATHERINE PLANT: Former Resident assistant and classmate of Obama's at Columbia University county day school summer camp and author of "The Senator and the Diving Bell Butterfly" mysteriously published in 2003, found drugged beaten and stabbed in Chicago comptrollers office during midnight basketball game. You missed a couple:

MOZILLA FIREFOX: One-time Obama mentor and Harvard ombudsman. Electrocuted, beaten stabbed at New Jersey’s Great Adventure theme park in during rare summer syzygy which occurred during the encore of a Mister Mister concert crack house museum break-in involving members of the Newark Police force crackdown human sacrifice.

EDULFUS “FRUIT BRUTE” TOWNSEND: Former member of Philadelphia’s “Move” cult and childhood friend, neighbor appliance salesman. bailiff. Found dead in a vat of root beer slurpee in the back of a 7/11 with multiple stab wounds with a cross craved into his forehead back torso.

KATHERINE PLANT: Former Resident assistant and classmate of Obama’s at Columbia University county day school summer camp and author of “The Senator and the Diving Bell Butterfly” mysteriously published in 2003, found drugged beaten and stabbed in Chicago comptrollers office during midnight basketball game.

]]> By: Seatech1 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-642014 Seatech1 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:29:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-642014 Hey! I just found a whole pile of files in my garage! They're all about how Obama and McCain killed 6 million jews during WWII. On top of them were a pile of dead flies who had apparently been killed from overdosing on cocaine while falling from an 18th floor window after they stabbed themselves with a sharpened file. Hey! I just found a whole pile of files in my garage! They’re all about how Obama and McCain killed 6 million jews during WWII. On top of them were a pile of dead flies who had apparently been killed from overdosing on cocaine while falling from an 18th floor window after they stabbed themselves with a sharpened file.

]]> By: e_five http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641533 e_five Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:11:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641533 IRONY - Shot with his own gun. SATIRE - Mocked to death. IRONY – Shot with his own gun.

SATIRE – Mocked to death.

]]> By: Cain http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641488 Cain Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:18:42 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641488 THE FILES - paper like white objects with writing on. After a successful career as Chicago comptroller, they became the pivotal element of the McBamba campaign, detailing the candidate's links to the Neo-Nazi atheist, Leprechaun Morris-dancing, Hindu, Anglo-Saxon Australian mutant underground. They died in mysterious circumstances, while being removed from a house. THE FILES – paper like white objects with writing on. After a successful career as Chicago comptroller, they became the pivotal element of the McBamba campaign, detailing the candidate’s links to the Neo-Nazi atheist, Leprechaun Morris-dancing, Hindu, Anglo-Saxon Australian mutant underground. They died in mysterious circumstances, while being removed from a house.

]]> By: Hoosier X http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641382 Hoosier X Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:11:19 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641382 <blockquote>It’s probably not that many civilians.</blockquote> Dude ... That's ... Dude ... (McCain got off easy when he wasn't ripped to pieces by the Vietnamese.)

It’s probably not that many civilians.

Dude …

That’s …

Dude …

(McCain got off easy when he wasn’t ripped to pieces by the Vietnamese.)

]]> By: Hensley Family Beer Gangsters http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641372 Hensley Family Beer Gangsters Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:50:47 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641372 You fucka - you have me here weeping tears of laughter in the office over my chicken sammich! You fucka – you have me here weeping tears of laughter in the office over my chicken sammich!

]]> By: J— http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641342 J— Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:20:18 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641342 JEFF GOLDSTEIN: Hoisted self up on <a href="http://roxanne.typepad.com/rantrave/2006/05/the_path_to_hel.html" rel="nofollow">cross</a>. Refused to come down. Still there. Obama had nothing to do with this one. JEFF GOLDSTEIN: Hoisted self up on cross. Refused to come down. Still there. Obama had nothing to do with this one.

]]> By: Bummer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641328 Bummer Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:05:39 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641328 Don't you people know that this is just the beginning? We're all at risk! I demand an immediate investigation! and please find this guy: "former McCain technology advisor Phil McCracken, who himself disappeared in 2006 only to reappear hours later. " He has to know something, having barely escaped being murdered, we must keep him save! Don’t you people know that this is just the beginning? We’re all at risk!

I demand an immediate investigation! and please find this guy:

“former McCain technology advisor Phil McCracken, who himself disappeared in 2006 only to reappear hours later. ”

He has to know something, having barely escaped being murdered, we must keep him save!

]]> By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641320 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:00:26 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641320 <i>Righteous Bubba said, July 30, 2008 at 18:42 but he only had 20 hours of combat When the chips are down you’re gonna need those 20 valuable hours of experience. </i> It seems like an entire lifetime to me! /McSame Righteous Bubba said,

July 30, 2008 at 18:42

but he only had 20 hours of combat

When the chips are down you’re gonna need those 20 valuable hours of experience.

It seems like an entire lifetime to me!
/McSame

]]> By: Dragon-King Wangchuck http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641319 Dragon-King Wangchuck Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:59:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641319 azcentral's <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/news/specials/mccain/articles/0301mccainbio-chapter3.html" rel="nofollow">McCain bio</a> says it was his twenty third bombing mission, so maybe the uncounted North Vietnamese may be fairly numerous. Reading about McCain getting shot down reminds me of <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-542277/How-war-hero-John-McCain-betrayed-Vietnamese-peasant-saved-life.html" rel="nofollow">Mai Van On</a>. azcentral’s McCain bio says it was his twenty third bombing mission, so maybe the uncounted North Vietnamese may be fairly numerous. Reading about McCain getting shot down reminds me of Mai Van On.

]]> By: Righteous Bubba http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641311 Righteous Bubba Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:42:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641311 <i>but he only had 20 hours of combat</i> When the chips are down you're gonna need those 20 valuable hours of experience. but he only had 20 hours of combat

When the chips are down you’re gonna need those 20 valuable hours of experience.

]]> By: Lori Klausutis http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641309 Lori Klausutis Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:41:25 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641309 ::sniffle:: What about me? ::sniffle:: What about me?

]]> By: sagra http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641300 sagra Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:34:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641300 Hoosier, I usually don't speak up in McCain's defense, but he only had 20 hours of combat before he got shot down. It's probably not that many civilians. Hoosier, I usually don’t speak up in McCain’s defense, but he only had 20 hours of combat before he got shot down. It’s probably not that many civilians.

]]> By: Dragon-King Wangchuck http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641279 Dragon-King Wangchuck Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:59:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641279 CHICAGO - Obama's center of corruption. Died in a fire set by McCain in 1871. Also full of Fosse-loving Ghey. Killed by casting of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Renee Zellweger in major roles. Tap-philes removed themselves from the moviehouse. CHICAGO – Obama’s center of corruption. Died in a fire set by McCain in 1871. Also full of Fosse-loving Ghey. Killed by casting of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Renee Zellweger in major roles. Tap-philes removed themselves from the moviehouse.

]]> By: Hoosier X http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641266 Hoosier X Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:48:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641266 Killed by John McCain: Unknown and uncounted North Vietnamese civilians whose big mistake was being under the bombs he bravely dropped from on high. Oh. Wait. This doesn't belong on the list. Because it's true. Killed by John McCain:

Unknown and uncounted North Vietnamese civilians whose big mistake was being under the bombs he bravely dropped from on high.

Oh. Wait. This doesn’t belong on the list. Because it’s true.

]]> By: His Grace http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641256 His Grace Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:46:40 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641256 BARACK OBAMA - killed by himself in a bizarre Muslim initiation ceremony involved two geese and a vat of liquid water. Death ruled a suicide. Files mysteriously disappeared in mysterious circumstances after being found then lost then transfered to laser disc. It is rumoured that Barack put himself through law school by comptrolling part time. BARACK OBAMA – killed by himself in a bizarre Muslim initiation ceremony involved two geese and a vat of liquid water. Death ruled a suicide. Files mysteriously disappeared in mysterious circumstances after being found then lost then transfered to laser disc. It is rumoured that Barack put himself through law school by comptrolling part time.

]]> By: Dragon-King Wangchuck, pre-millenial dispensationalist http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641245 Dragon-King Wangchuck, pre-millenial dispensationalist Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:30:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641245 <i>“Sharpened crack cocaine” made me do a spit-take.</i> Are these jeans too low? Can you see my sharpened crack cocaine? “Sharpened crack cocaine” made me do a spit-take.

Are these jeans too low? Can you see my sharpened crack cocaine?

]]> By: Tom65 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/10147.html#comment-641240 Tom65 Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:24:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=10147#comment-641240 VINCE FOSTER - killed by HRC in a jealous lesbian rage, with a candlestick in the Drawing Room. Exhumed and murdered again by Obama and McCain to make HRC look bad. Files mysteriously returned to the FBI. VINCE FOSTER – killed by HRC in a jealous lesbian rage, with a candlestick in the Drawing Room. Exhumed and murdered again by Obama and McCain to make HRC look bad. Files mysteriously returned to the FBI.

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