http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzQ8jNVpCXY

WITH A WARRANT FOR HIS ARREST!!

(bah-dum tish)

Well, I know he’s cut off, but the way he likes to make out with Gannon is just a hoot! And plus it’s funny when he does a face plant and has to make up stories!
He is just the best story teller! I mean he’s got everyone thinking he’s sleeping with Condi but really he’s just her beard! Plus he’s free with the money when he’s had a few.

Lordy, that man loves him some whiskey.

Huh. Is that what the kids are calling it today?

Just looks a lot like lying to cover your ass to me.

mikey

“[W]hat is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?”

Frankly, ma’am, I just think he’d look peachy-keen with a candied apple shoved in his gob … & he could probably feed a family of six for weeks!

Yeah, the little bustard *looks* kinda tough & stringy, but if the Enquirer is correct he’s been marinating himself nicely.

Nobody wants to serve Darth Cheney, though. Even before they started bathing his bionic heart in radioactive isotopes, his carcasse had a vile smell & no doubt an even worse aftertaste.

In her interview with us, Williams claimed: “[I] never used the search [string] while I was at the Department.” However, as described earlier, when she left the Department in April 2006, Williams sent an e-mail to incoming White House Liaison Goodling that contained a search string, and stated: “This is the lexis nexis search string that I use for AG appointments.” The string reads as follows:

[J—: this is the same search quoted above.]

When we showed Williams this e-mail and the attached search string, she said she did not recall sending it to Goodling. She also said she did not recognize the search string, and that she did not know where the list of search terms came from. At the end of her interview, we raised the issue again and Williams repeated her assertion that she did not remember using the search string.

The day after her interview, Williams sent us an e-mail stating that she “thought about the research string and have some information that I want to share with you.” She wrote that there had been a political vacancy in the Department’s Environment and Natural Resources Division in December 2005, that a law professor was a candidate, and that Sampson asked her to research the law professor’s writings. Williams stated that she “called the researcher in the White House Office of Presidential Personnel to get some research tips.” Williams said the researcher sent her a “Lexis Nexis research string,” and that she edited the string to remove “words like homosexual” and then used it. Williams claimed that she only used the search string that one time, “never ever used it to reach Immigration Judges,” and that the string she sent to Goodling did not contain “words like ‘homosexual.’”

However, we concluded that Williams’s assertions regarding the search string and her use of the tool were not accurate. The string she sent to Goodling via e-mail in April 2006 did contain the terms “homosexual!” and “gay!” Furthermore, the evidence showed she used the search string more than once, and the terms were also included in those searches.

We searched both Williams’s e-mails and electronic files saved on her computer, and did not find evidence on her computer that Williams conducted other Internet searches using this search string. However, we obtained information from LexisNexis that Williams used this search string multiple times on 3 days in November and December 2005 and January 2006. Williams used the search string to research 25 people, of whom 23 were candidates for the National Advisory Committee on Violence Against Women. One of the other two candidates was the person Williams referred to in her e-mail to us after we interviewed Williams. We could not determine the identity of the remaining person Williams researched using the search string. None of these people were candidates for IJ or BIA positions. All of the searches Williams conducted contained search terms such as “gay!” and “homosexual!” When we asked Williams about the LexisNexis searches, she stated that she did not recall researching the candidates for the National Advisory Committee on Violence Against Women or using the string search other than the one time discussed above.

From pages 100-101 of the report.

Awards for gall need to be handed out, preferably in 16-ton single block chunks dropped on the winners while they stand smiling on the podium of shame.

Serve him as what? Drunken Chicken? It seems like he’s been marinating for a long, long time.

Those damn liberals, slashing assistance programs!

Can’t wait for the commentary from the right.

You’ll hear it as soon as all those crickets stop chirping, I bet.

[T]he state recently sent a letter to Adkisson telling him food stamps he had been receiving would be reduced or eliminated.

Typical. Big time hater of gays too. Quelle surprise. Can’t wait for the commentary from the right.

tearing out her hair, grabbing flaming brands from the fire and chasing after hippies, throwing herself onto the flames with an unearthly metalic shriek…

Believe me, it isn’t as easy to exorcise the demons as you might think.

Or, like, ever? Could that be our new soviet reducation camp? “Comrade, you have disappointed the collective. You will report to Nevada not to return until you have been purged of your bourgeois afflictions.”

Imagine MG, tweaked out on shrooms, dancing naked under the full moon to the sound of the drums. The thought give me hope for the future.

Just asking.

-G