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Posted at 2:38 by Gavin M.

I’m working on the unfinished Obama/Goldberg post below, but in the meantime, please enjoy this emerging classic of the mass-forwarded email genre.

This isn’t one of those snarky jokes we’re so often accused of making. It’s real, and it’s likely coming soon to an inbox near you (replete with nine-hundred AOL and Hotmail addresses in the ‘cc’ column).

You’ve heard of the Clinton Body Count, and now it’s time for…

The Obama Death List

The following is a partial list of deaths of persons connected to Barack HUSSEIN Obama during his time inside the United States. Read the list and judge for yourself…

SARAH BERKLEY – Author of “The Jihad at the Ballot Box” – a book examining Obama’s relationship with radical Islam. Died in a mysterious car crash in 2003.

RUSSELL MCDOUGAL – Former FBI operative, January 23rd, 2007. McDougal was known to hold sensitive information about meetings Barack Obama had with arms smugglers. His wife was murdered March 2006 after he went public with his initial reports. His father died July 8, 2006 four hours after McDougal presented his findings on the Savage Nation. Suffered administrative retaliation after reporting discussions by jihadist groups concerning Obama to his superiors.

RODRIGO VILLALOPEZ, a television news camera man who shot the footage of Obama describing small town voters as “bitter” and “clinging to their guns during the primary season.

BRIAN GORING – A defense attorney for Obama patron Antoin Rezko during his trial for extortion and bribery. Died of apparent “natural causes.”

MERCEDES HUGLEY, one of Obama’s many white, female conquests while at Harvard. Filed sexual assault charges against Obama for date rape in 1990. Because “date rape” was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges. Two years later, she was found dead of an apparent cocaine overdose.

Fun game: Try to determine how many of these people even exist. We’re coming up cold blank on several so far, including the ‘Sarah Berkley’ who wrote the apparently nonexistent book, The Jihad at the Ballot Box — which is, you know, supposed to have tied Obama to radical Islam at some point during his career as an Illinois state senator. The best might be Darsano Rahardjo (below). Egad, who can say it isn’t true?!

TAMIKA HILL – A former secretary for Obama’s office in Chicago was murdered July 6, 2005 at a rib shack in the south side. Hill had spoken off the record with a reporter from the Chicago Sun Times about meetings Obama had with black militants in the city. She was murdered before she could ever be properly interviewed.

HASAD AL SHAREEZ – FBI informant. Reported to his handler in January 2001 that he had a tape about of a person named simply “B. Hussein” meeting with 9/11 hijacker Mohatma Atta in Prague. Was found shot in the basement of a mosque in Dearborn, MI in October, 2001.

DARSANO RAHARDJO – Childhood classmate of Barack Obama when he attended a madrassa in Indonesia. Was found with his head cut off in a Jakarta alley way in 1970. Many children at the school attributed Rahardjo’s murder to the young Barack Obama. It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another’s blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah.

REVEREND DAVID MANNING – Former head of the Trinity Baptist Church in Chicago. Was murdered during the apparent robbery of a catfish restaurant in 1972. Shortly afterwards, Rev. Jeremiah Wright took over as head of Trinity and a many parishoners (who later left the church) suspected Wright in having a hand in Reverend Manning’s death. Decades later, Manning’s son JAMAL MANNING was found dead of an apparent crack overdose in 2004. It was rumored he was going to bring evidence of Wright’s complicity in his father’s death. His testimony was timed to coincide with Obama’s first senate race.

CHRISTOPHER HARGROVE, A former lover of Larry Sinclair. Found dead in a hotel room of apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation in January 2001. Was said to have been enraged when he found out that Sinclair had cheated on Jackson with Obama in the back of a limousine. To get revenge, Jackson planned to release digital pictures Sinclair had taken of the encounter on the Internet.

PAUL ROTHCHILD – Democrat National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Washington DC in 2003. A “friend and trusted advisor” to senatorial candidate Barack Obama. Dead of an apparent suicide.

CURTIS “POOKIE” JACKSON – Chicago drug dealer. Was the subject of a police investigation in which he was suspected of funneling money to Obama’s many various community projects. Killed in 1998 in an apparent gang murder.

HARVEY KENYON – Head of Obama’s senatorial security team in Chicago. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside of Grant Park in 2005. Kenyon’s son said his father was building a dossier on Obama. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house

SHEILA BAUGH – A Washington DC madame. Died from a gunshot wound. Reported to have a black book of people containing names of influential people who visited the prostitutes in her brothel. One of those names was allegedly Barack Obama.

KEYSHAWN “SPOON” CALWORTH – Was found dead of an apparent heroin overdose May 18, 1997. Was reported to have ties to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

LAWSHAWNA MARTIN- 26 year old mother of five, a Cabrini Green resident with a history of substance abuse. Told two of her co-workers at the Blue Peppermint Gentleman’s Club that she would have to quit work because she was pregnant again. Strongly implied that the “baby daddy” was Barack Obama. The next week, she was reported missing. No body was ever recovered, but Lawshana has not resurfaced since making those remarks.

BILL FERGUSON- Senior aide to Barack Obama. Found dead of an apparent heart attack.

GANDY BAUGH – Attorney for Obama friend Antonin Rezko died by falling out an eightieth story window of the Hancock Tower, January, 2003. His client was a convicted Chinese spy.

432 Comments »

  1. bliekker said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:45

    Funny that the people putting these things out never figure that they may be next…

  2. Tomas said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:45

    Day-um. I thought Supa-fly wuz bai-ud.

  3. alec said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:48

    There’s so many things hilariously wrong about this it’s hard to start (really, the Clinton Death List wasn’t so crass as to conflate Nazi spy-fic with a major religion), but here I go:

    CURTIS “POOKIE” JACKSON – Chicago drug dealer. Was the subject of a police investigation in which he was suspected of funneling money to Obama’s many various community projects. Killed in 1998 in an apparent gang murder.

    Because drug dealers are a dime a dozen in Chicago – it’s when they start giving money to small-time church-based labor organizers that things get really suspicious.

    What fucking planet did these people come from? Is it drugs? Are they for sale? Jesus.

  4. alec said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:49

    GANDY BAUGH – Attorney for Obama friend Antonin Rezko died by falling out an eightieth story window of the Hancock Tower, January, 2003. His client was a convicted Chinese spy.

    I like that they use ‘Antonin’, presumably (a) to make it sound more ethnic and (b) to hide the fact that Rezko was a convicted Chinese spy like Joe McCarthy was a Cold War spymaster.

  5. alec said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:52

    KEYSHAWN “SPOON” CALWORTH – Was found dead of an apparent heroin overdose May 18, 1997. Was reported to have ties to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

    If these people were consistent about the ONGO-BONGO SHAME horseshit – or at least had the capacity for higher reasoning God gave to the macacque – they might perhaps have realized that someone people call ‘Spoon’ dying of a heroin overdose isn’t exactly a Usual Suspects-level twist.

  6. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:53

    This isn’t one of those snarky jokes we’re so often accused of making.

    You know, if you were to forward one of those jokes as the real thing to, say, your right wing dad, it would become real.

    Talk about acting to create your own reality.

  7. El Cid said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:57

    If you read this list out loud, after 7 days Barack Obama appears in a mirror and calls you a schmuck!

  8. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:59

    Filed sexual assault charges against Obama for date rape in 1990. Because “date rape” was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges.

    Really? She charged him with sexual assault herself? I thought the DA had to do that. I guess since it wasn’t a crime yet, they let her have her fun.

  9. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 2:59

    From Clinton’s list:

    #11: Gandy Baugh – attorney for Dan Lasater in a financial misconduct case. Supposedly jumped out the window of a tall building to commit suicide.

    From Obama’s list:

    GANDY BAUGH – Attorney for Obama friend Antonin Rezko died by falling out an eightieth story window of the Hancock Tower, January, 2003. His client was a convicted Chinese spy.

    You’d think at the very least they wouldn’t copy and paste from Clinton’s list.

  10. alec said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:01

    If you read this list out loud, after 7 days Barack Obama appears in a mirror and calls you a schmuck!

    OH MY GOD

    HE WAS A SECRET JEW ALL ALONG

    HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO BLIND

    (cue Yakity Sax, reverse-holocaust)

  11. sophronia said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:06

    My favorite is the kid Obama decapitated when he was 9 years old. Reported complete with a blood-libel smear against Muslims. And remember, the e-mail itself tells you that Snopes says it’s true!

  12. MaineMan said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:08

    JAY-zuz!! If even half this crap were true, Obama should skip right over the piddling Presidency and go straight to Director of Ops at the CIA. Or be put in charge of all military Special Forces.

  13. El Cid said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:11

    On the day after election night, if all goes well and Barack Hussein Obama X triumphs with a filibuster-proof Senate and full-bore Communislamosexual House, many of our right wing friends will become this guy.

  14. Gundamhead said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:15

    Wow, so Obama is actually a bisexual, cokefiend, jihadist, evil genius super villain who controls a massive criminal organization and is able to arrange flawless “accidents” for anyone who annoys him, and yet remain a respectable and popular public figure? Like the Black Lex Luthor or something? Well then, I’m definitely voting for him. Unlike the current evil overlords, Obama is at least competent.

  15. Bumper said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:16

    Well, a quick Google search on Gandy Baugh shows that he was also on the Clinton death list and also apparently jumped out of a building to his death, only in 1994. Snopes, however, says he died at home in 1994. Unless there are two Gandy Baughs, both of whom are attorneys with shady clients, and who both jumped to their deaths to make it onto Democratic death lists, I think you can cross this one off.

  16. zuzu's petals said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:17

    Yeah, the only one that sounds halfway plausible is the 9-year-old Barack decapitating one of his playmates in an alley.

  17. Brandi said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:19

    I just gave Snopes the heads-up about this one– it’s not on their list yet.

  18. His Grace said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:22

    HASAD AL SHAREEZ – FBI informant. Reported to his handler in January 2001 that he had a tape about of a person named simply “B. Hussein” meeting with 9/11 hijacker Mohatma Atta in Prague. Was found shot in the basement of a mosque in Dearborn, MI in October, 2001.

    WTF? So it wasn’t Saddam who met with Atta, it was an Illinois state senator who had future presidential ambitions who foolishly allowed himself to be videotaped? And Barrack is such a liberal fascist that he was able to infiltrate the FBI, find out about they guy who had the tape, kill him with no evidence leading back to him?

    Ummm, I’m gonna paraphrase Twain here if nobody minds:

    I used to think that we got the government we deserved. Now I’ve come to the conclusion that God hates us.

  19. Seanly said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:23

    Obama was the captain of the alien ship that kidnapped me. On board with me for the probing were Jim Morrison, Elvis, the black Michael Jackson and Sherlock Holmes.

  20. bliekker said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:24

    That’s funny GANDY BAUGH was killed by Clinton in ’94.

    See number 11.

  21. Red said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:24

    My God! Someone get Richard Mellon Scaife on this! And call in the goddamn fucking Hardly Boys!

  22. gocart mozart said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:25

    ITS TRUE, I CALLED OBAMA AN OREO ONE TIME, NOT JUST ANY OREO , BUT ONE OF THOSE ONES WITH EXTRA FILLING. NOW I AM DEAD. SOMETIMES WINGNUTS ARE CORRECT.

  23. His Grace said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:25

    HASAD AL SHAREEZ – FBI informant. Reported to his handler in January 2001 that he had a tape about of a person named simply “B. Hussein” meeting with 9/11 hijacker Mohatma Atta in Prague. Was found shot in the basement of a mosque in Dearborn, MI in October, 2001.

    WTF? Are we sure this isn’t a parody? Surely there aren’t people who would belie…

    Crap.

  24. His Grace said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:26

    Fucking wordpress

  25. tigrismus said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:27

    That has GOT to be a joke; Gandy Baugh is on the Clinton list, too! Snopes:
    11. Gandy Baugh – attorney for Dan Lasater in a financial misconduct case. Supposedly jumped out the window of a tall building to commit suicide.
    Gandy Baugh died on 8 January 1994 at home. Although causes weren’t specified, it’s safe to assume people who jump out of tall buildings either die on the spot or in the hospital, not at home.

  26. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:27

    Ok, sure. But let’s get serious here.

    If the terrorists in all their vicious guises and locales represent the greatest threat to America and our way of life ever since at least hitler, and let’s face it, he was a piker compared to teh MUS fucking LIMS, wouldn’t we want a stone cold, lifetaking widow-making killer as our commander in chief?

    I mean, if he’s really the only thing that stands between us and Shari’a law, mass beheading and the boot heel of the burka, we don’t want some pansy ass peace lover, do we? No way, sucker. We want a stone, drop dead, asskicker.

    Fucker around with Barack, and you’re OVER. And when Barack’s prez, fuck around with america and be ready to greet eternity, mutha fuckah…

    mikey

  27. R said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:28

    How could they forget…

    JOEY “JO JO” JUNIOR SHABADOO – Witnessed Obama deflower five white virgins (two of them male) and then burn an American flag as part of an initiation ritual for a Muslim secret society at Harvard. Later mysteriously eaten by a shark.

  28. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:28

    CHRISTOPHER HARGROVE, A former lover of Larry Sinclair. Found dead in a hotel room of apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation in January 2001. Was said to have been enraged when he found out that Sinclair had cheated on Jackson with Obama in the back of a limousine. To get revenge, Jackson planned to release digital pictures Sinclair had taken of the encounter on the Internet.

    Who the fuck is Jackson?

  29. Andrew said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:28

    MERCEDES HUGLEY, one of Obama’s many white, female conquests while at Harvard. Filed sexual assault charges against Obama for date rape in 1990. Because “date rape” was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges. Two years later, she was found dead of an apparent cocaine overdose.

    Okay, so a cokehead accuses Obama of date rape… clearly the cokehead has the credibility.

  30. His Grace said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:28

    OK, trying one last time

    HASAD AL SHAREEZ – FBI informant. Reported to his handler in January 2001 that he had a tape about of a person named simply “B. Hussein” meeting with 9/11 hijacker Mohatma Atta in Prague. Was found shot in the basement of a mosque in Dearborn, MI in October, 2001.

    WTF? Are we sure this ain’t a parody, ’cause I thought we hit a low with Obama-Hitler comparisons and Obama is the Anti-christ. However, Obama was in on 9/11 is, well, a new one for me.

  31. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:29

    MOTHER FUCKING wordpress…

    mikey

  32. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:29

    Where’s the George Bush death list? Will it fit on my 200 gig hard drive?

  33. Tara the antisocial social worker said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:29

    My all-time favorite on the “Clinton Body Count” was the supposed “bullet hole” in Ron Brown’s head after he died in a plane crash. So, someone shot him, then crashed the plane to get rid of all the witnesses? If you’re going to crash the plane, WHAT’S THE POINT OF SHOOTING HIM ?! He can only die once.

  34. Hoosier X said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:29

    If this were a Monty Python sketch, it would be very funny.

    But as something that real-life conservatives are really passing around the Internet, it’s pathetic … and even funnier.

  35. tigrismus said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:30

    Goddam WordPress ate my post. TWICE.
    From the Snopes page on the CLINTON death list: 11. Gandy Baugh – attorney for Dan Lasater in a financial misconduct case. Supposedly jumped out the window of a tall building to commit suicide.
    Gandy Baugh died on 8 January 1994 at home. Although causes weren’t specified, it’s safe to assume people who jump out of tall buildings either die on the spot or in the hospital, not at home.

  36. His Grace said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:30

    Correction taken mikey.

    Well, my comments are being eaten so if fifty comments show up wondering WTF is up with the Obama helped plan 9/11 meme embedded in the list, I apologize.

  37. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:31

    Where’s the George Bush death list? Will it fit on my 200 gig hard drive?

    (also, what Mikey said…motherfucking WP!)

  38. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:31

    Fuck fuckity fuck-fuck-fucking WordPress!!!111!!one!!eleventyone!!!1!!!!1!

  39. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:31

    FIX WORDPRESS I AM HAVING CONNIPTIONS

  40. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:32

    Since WP now hates blockquotes:

    Read the one on Christopher Hargrove and answer this question:

    Who the fuck is Jackson?

    Thank you.

  41. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:32

    Obama ordered WordPress to kill my last two comments. J’accuse!

  42. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:32

    Where’s the George Bush death list? Will it fit on my 200 gig hard drive? (also, why does WP print my complaints about WP and not my comments about entries)

  43. His Grace said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:33

    I’m just wondering if it is possible to be killed by both the Clintons and the Obamas?

  44. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:34

    why does Word Press print my complaints about Word Press and not my comments about entries? Do I have to say “Word Press” every time I comment?

  45. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:35

    Comments with “Word Press” in them will be posted. Others will be eaten.

  46. empressmitzi said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:35

    He also shot JFK, RFK and Martin Luther King, faked the moon landing, forced Nixon to take the US off the gold standard and went back in a time machine to help Hitler rise to power.

  47. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:35

    Word Press. Where’s the George Bush death list? Will it fit on my 200 gig hard drive?

  48. alec said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:36

    WHY IS THE S,N! SPAMBOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH? ? ?

    (I hate it when you guys do this thing. All of my comments disappear down the fucking rabbit hole for days. Drives me up the wall. Stagger this shit, would you?)

  49. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:37

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while having watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Jeez.

    Also, you all wouldn’t believe the number of people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes”. All very suspicious.

  50. tigrismus said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:37

    I’m just wondering if it is possible to be killed by both the Clintons and the Obamas?

    All my eaten posts(3 and counting) pointed out that Gandy Baugh was on the Clinton list, too, so yes!

  51. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:38

    This list is missing some names.

    Greg Tuckman – Chicago area welder. Mr. Tuckman complained to municipal authorities that Barak HUSSEIN Obama had disobeyed a local ordnance by allowing his Japanese Maple’s root system to extend unto Mr. Tuckmans property. Minutes after making the complaint, Mr. Tuckman was found hanging in a local butchers window, his circulatory system having been removed.

    Belinda Armstrong – age 6. Belinda attended the same preschool as Natasha Obama. According to sources, Natasha became enraged when Belinda got “first dibs” on a certain Spongebob Squarepants doll during free time. She was later found dead of a heroin overdose.

    Will Lee/Harold Hooper – Actor/General store operator. A babysitter remembers a young Barak HUSSEIN Obama complaing about how Mr. Hooper was his least favorite character on the show. Days later, Will Lee had an “apparent” heart attack and Big Bird was never the same.

    Aeris Gainsborough – Flower girl. She was trying to stop Sephiroth from casting Meteor yo!

    Obi-wan Kenobi – Jedi Master/Desert Hermit. Vaporized during nonsensical lightsaber battle. Had ties to Reverend White.

    Anyway, those are the ones I remember. I’m sure I’m forgetting a few…

    Pock

  52. WereBear said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:38

    If you read this list out loud, after 7 days Barack Obama appears in a mirror and calls you a schmuck!

    Just had to read it again, it was so good.

  53. R said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:38

    How could they forget…

    JOEY “JO JO” JUNIOR SHABADOO – Witnessed Obama deflower five white virgins (two of them male) and then burn an American flag as part of his initiation into a Muslim secret society at Harvard. Later mysteriously eaten by a shark while vacationing in Indonesia, Obama’s boyhood home.

  54. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:40

    I AM HAVING CONNIPTIONS

    Those go good with an alfredo sauce.

  55. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:40

    Let’s see. So far Obama the Evile Scary Black Mooslim has accounted for two other Evile Mooslims – the FBI infomat & his classmate at the madrassa* – an icky pervosexual, various drug dealers and other alarming brown folks, assorted Demoncrats.

    Won’t this make him a hero to the fReichtards?

    *The Mooslim boys must murder puts rocket boosters o’ stoopid on the entire list and launches it towards Uranus. The whole point of the madrassa kerfluffle was madrassas were where future Islamofascists learned to hate America. If all of the little boys were required to commit murder you could just as easily argue Obama acted in self-defense.

  56. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:41

    WordPress Word Press

    Let’s see. So far Obama the Evile Scary Black Mooslim has accounted for two other Evile Mooslims – the FBI infomat & his classmate at the madrassa* – an icky pervosexual, various drug dealers and other alarming brown folks, assorted Demoncrats.

    Won’t this make him a hero to the fReichtards?

    *The Mooslim boys must murder puts rocket boosters o’ stoopid on the entire list and launches it towards Uranus. The whole point of the madrassa kerfluffle was madrassas were where future Islamofascists learned to hate America. If all of the little boys were required to commit murder you could just as easily argue Obama acted in self-defense.

    Word Press Word Press – testing Lesley’s thesis WordPress.

  57. Anthony Cartouche said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:41

    Come back Joey Jo Jo!

  58. Mauro said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:42

    WOW. This is so completely ridiculous. SO STUPID. It’s a very creepy email… It means that someone, somewhere, actually believes this crap. Sometimes I’m sad that my friends and family aren’t stupid enough to send me shit like this, because if anyone did, I would actually tell them that they are complete idiots, to their face if necessary. I would encourage each and every one of you to do the same if you receive one of these ridiculous rumor emails.

    I also hear that Obama fathered a black child. TWO OF THEM. With the SAME WOMAN. Scandalous!

  59. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:42

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes).

  60. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:43

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes)..

  61. robert green said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:46

    HIS GRACE

    perhaps my all time favorite moment–gandy baugh is on the clinton death list AND the obama death list.

    while this is awesome, the association of concerned scientists, upon hearing this news, moved the nuclear war clock three minutes closer to midnight.

    god you wingnuts are seriously the most stupid fucking people on earth. ever.

  62. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:47

    I wasn’t paying that much attention to what I was saying, so I can’t replicate it.

    But the point was that if the threat of the MUS Fucking LIMS is the greatest threat since hitler, wouldn’t we WANT a stone cold life taking widow maker as our president?

    Of course, when I first wrote it, it was kind of funny.

    And it’s not like I got some kind of error or anything. Or Captcha. Or “your stupid comment is in moderation” kind of message.

    Nope. Everything seemed to work fine.

    But it disappeared into the grey mists of the intert00bz.

    I’ll go back to [ctrl-a] [ctrl-c], and this time I’ll NEVER stop.

    WordPress just waits for you to have a little confidence. I swear, that mother used to sell used cars…

    mikey

  63. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:47

    I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE WordPress!!!!

  64. Doctorb said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:49

    TIM RUSSERT — innocently misstated Obama’s stance on NAFTA. A few short months later, died of a supposed “heart attack”, despite only having controlled coronary artery disease and a low-stress Washington media job.

  65. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:49

    Seventeen times and I still can’t get it to display. Gary Louise Ruppert, stop gumming up the Internets right now!

  66. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:49

    Würdpressssssssssssssss?

  67. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:50

    The George Bush death list won’t fit on my 200 gig hard drive.

  68. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:50

    Doctorb said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:49

    TIM RUSSERT — innocently misstated Obama’s stance on NAFTA. A few short months later, died of a supposed “heart attack”, despite only having controlled coronary artery disease and a low-stress Washington media job.

    Plus healthy diet: bucket of buffalo wings per diem.

  69. WereBear said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:50

    ABRAHAM LINCOLN — freed black people. Shot in the head.

  70. Gary Ruppert said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:50

    The fact is, this list of murders from the Obama machine makes us in the heartland want to vote for him even less. McCain is my choice, especially if he chooses Cheney as VP, or Brownback.

  71. ploeg said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:50

    HUGH JASS – Paved Obama’s driveway. Later found “shot” by his “wife” in a “domestic dispute.”

  72. Darth Grabass said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:51

    It actually appears that some of this “death list” is lifted from the “Clinton body count” list. I looked up one name: Gandy Baugh. Baugh was listed 11th on the Clinton body count list, which claimed that he was an attorney for Dan Lasater and that he jumped from a tall building. In fact, Baugh died January 8, 1994 at home.

  73. PS said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:52

    Cool! Finally we’re going to have a mass murderer as Presnit. Oh, wait …

  74. stogie said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:53

    PAUL ROTHCHILD – Democrat National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Washington DC in 2003. A “friend and trusted advisor” to senatorial candidate Barack Obama. Dead of an apparent suicide.

    What is this Democrat National Committee? I’ve never heard of such an organization…

  75. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:53

    makes us in the heartland want to vote for him even less.

    Less than not.

  76. PS said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:53

    Oh, Lesley beat me to it …

  77. Ben said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:53

    Curtis “Pookie” Jackson is a cute touch. Crack dealing is such a plush, safe job as a rule.

  78. Ben said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:53

    My favorite part is unquestionably “died of apparent ‘natural causes’.” You lie-bruls and your “natural causes!”

  79. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:54

    I P FREHLEY – Died of “uremic poisoning”. Obama seen leaving seen with a tapped keg of Milwaukee’s Best.

  80. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:54

    This list is missing some victims.

    Greg Tuckman – Chicago Area Welder/Neighbor. Mr. Tuckman had apparently complained to municipal authorities that Barak HUSSEIN Obama had violated a local ordnance by allowing the root system of his Japanese Maple to cross over into Mr. Tuckman’s property. Minutes after filing the complain, Mr. Tuckman was found hanging in a nearby butchers window, his circulatory system having been removed.

    Belinda Armstrong – Age 6. Belinda attended the same preschool as Natasha Obama. According to sources, Natasha became enraged that Belinda was giving “first dibs” on a certain Sponge Bob Squarepants toy during free time. She was later found dead of a heroin overdose.

    Harold Hooper – Grocery Store operator. A baby sitter remembers a young Barak HUSSEIN Obama complaining about how Mr. Hooper was his least favorite character on Seseme Street. Seconds later, Hooper had his “apparent” heart attack, and Big Bird was never the same.

    Aeris Gainsborough – Flower girl. She was trying to stop Sephorith from casting Meteor yo!

    Obi-wan “Ben” Kenobi – Jedi Master/Desert Hermit. Vaporized in a light saber duel during Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope. Had ties to Reverend White.

    Benjamin “Uncle Ben” Parker – Beloved Husband and Uncle. Killed in suspicious “mugging”. Also had ties to Revered White. And the Black Panther.

    We must add these names to this growing list.

    People have to know.

    Pock

  81. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:54

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes)…

  82. Doctorb said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:54

    OLIVE RILEY — although she didn’t blog about American politics, it is rumored that she knew something evil about Barack Obama’s dark past. She died of apparent “natural” “’causes’” at the age of 108.

  83. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:54

    Filed sexual assault charges against Obama for date rape in 1990. Because “date rape” was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges.

    She filed these charges herself? Shouldn’t the DA do that? I guess since it wasn’t a crime yet they must have decided it was ok.

  84. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:54

    The fact is, I give up. WordPress won’t let me post my comment.

  85. Gavin M. said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:54

    What’s WordPress doing? It ought to be better than its usual suckiness?

  86. bklyn said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:55

    mmmmmmm…..Rib Shack

  87. Ben said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:55

    Ooh, weird. That’s not the same “Ben” up above my comment

  88. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:56

    I just smashed my fist in my face trying to kill a fruit fly.

  89. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:56

    What’s WordPress doing?

    Press submit, the page reloads and you’re at the top, no comment appears.

  90. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:58

    Now I’m LOGGED IN. SUCK IT, WEBSITE!

  91. javafascist said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:01

    Oh god, the stupid, it’s too much, please just shoot me now. Oh never mind, Obama will do it. Good knowing you all.

  92. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:01

    Observations of a 5-month old provide a perfect visual of the collective rightwing:
    Baby angered by exersaucer–still playing, but all pissed off and smashy. Like a teeny tiny Hulk trapped in a cage of festive plastic.

    Baby throwing full-fledged tantrum over being dressed in pajamas. So angry!

  93. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:02

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes)….

  94. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:04

    worse, when you repost it rejects you for a duplicate comment

  95. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:06

    Has wordpress actually gotten worse than it was before? That’s unpossible!

  96. Gavin M. said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:06

    Hm. Is it still possible to create an account?

  97. Tim said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:07

    McCain Body Count:

    http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/list.php

  98. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:07

    Is it possible to go through WordPress’ innards with a rusty pickaxe?

  99. Gundamhead said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:08

    WordPress can tonguejack my shitbox.

  100. J— said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:08

    EEYORE’S TAIL: Lost during a reading of Pooh by Obama to his daughters. Never recovered as Obama stopped reading to go off and whack some dudes and so never got to the part where Christopher “Socks” Robin hammers it back on.

  101. Gary Ruppert said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:09

    The fact is, the gay rights lobby is fully behind Obama, which proves he has the interests of terrorists, communists, muslims, USA haters, the lazy blacks and the hard left. What a coalition. The Heartland is not into this.

  102. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:09

    tigrismus said,

    July 26, 2008 at 3:37

    I’m just wondering if it is possible to be killed by both the Clintons and the Obamas?

    All my eaten posts(3 and counting) pointed out that Gandy Baugh was on the Clinton list, too, so yes!

    Same here… 3 comments on Gandy Baugh all gone. Fuckin’ WordPress! >:(

  103. Gary Ruppert said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:09

    The fact is, we need to bomb Iran now.

  104. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:10

    More names to add.

    Greg Tuckman – Chicago Area Welder/Neighbor. Mr. Tuckman had apparently complained to municipal authorities that Barak HUSSEIN Obama had violated a local ordnance by allowing the root system of his Japanese Maple to cross over into Mr. Tuckman’s property. Minutes after filing the complain, Mr. Tuckman was found hanging in a nearby butchers window, his circulatory system having been removed.

    Belinda Armstrong – Age 6. Belinda attended the same preschool as Natasha Obama. According to sources, Natasha became enraged that Belinda was giving “first dibs” on a certain Sponge Bob Squarepants toy during free time. She was later found dead of a heroin overdose.

    Harold Hooper – Grocery Store operator. A baby sitter remembers a young Barak HUSSEIN Obama complaining about how Mr. Hooper was his least favorite character on Seseme Street. Seconds later, Hooper had his “apparent” heart attack, and Big Bird was never the same.

    Aeris Gainsborough – Flower girl. She was trying to stop Sephorith from casting Meteor yo!

    Obi-wan “Ben” Kenobi – Jedi Master/Desert Hermit. Vaporized in a light saber duel during Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope. Had ties to Reverend White.

    Benjamin “Uncle Ben” Parker – Beloved Husband and Uncle. Killed in suspicious “mugging”. Also had ties to Revered White. And the Black Panther.

    We must add these names to this growing list.

    People have to know.

    Pock

  105. Karin said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:10

    If you shoot Ron Brown in the head, and then crash the plane to get rid of the evidence…..um, don’t you die in the plane crash too? Just sayin.

  106. Leonard Pierce said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:11

    REVEREND DAVID MANNING – Former head of the Trinity Baptist Church in Chicago. Was murdered during the apparent robbery of a catfish restaurant in 1972.

    Okay, is Barack Obama supposed to have killed this guy when he was 11 years old, or is Rev. Wright supposed to have killed him because he knew he would someday, 20 years later, be associated with someone named Barack Obama? Because either way, bad ass!

  107. CapMidnight said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:12

    I thought Obama was killed by the Clintons, only to become the secret zombie candidate who will re-institute the tax on our brains.

  108. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:12

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes)……

  109. Darth Grabass said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:13

    I only looked up one name, and it turns out to have been lifted from the “Clinton Body Count” list. Gandy Baugh was an attorney for Dan Lasater. The Clinton list claimed that he jumped “from a tall building.” The reality is that he died at home…in 1994.

  110. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:13

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes).

    Did that work?

  111. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:14

    Did I mention that WordPress is secretly in league with Obama?

  112. smike said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:14

    Tut, tut, kids. In case you don’t know it, Obama is very closely related to wordpress. I can’t go into it because I don’t want to be killed, and I would suggest that you vocal wordpress detractors tread softly.

    And all the comments are dated July 26, on my computer.

  113. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:15

    WordPress, you can kiss my whole ass, and then my asshole!

  114. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:16

    The Word Press death list won’t fit on my 200 gig hard drive.

  115. WereBear said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:16

    It reads like the character list of a very bad political novel.

    HARVEY KENYON – Head of Obama’s senatorial security team…

    BUCK HEADCHEESE – Pro wrestler who was going to run for Governor of Illinois but mysteriously “died” when a meterorite hit his toaster and his PopTarts caught fire.

  116. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:17

    This list is missing some victims.

    Greg Tuckman – Chicago Area Welder/Neighbor. Mr. Tuckman had apparently complained to municipal authorities that Barak HUSSEIN Obama had violated a local ordnance by allowing the root system of his Japanese Maple to cross over into Mr. Tuckman’s property. Minutes after filing the complain, Mr. Tuckman was found hanging in a nearby butchers window, his circulatory system having been removed.

  117. Leonard Pierce said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:18

    I’m just wondering if it is possible to be killed by both the Clintons and the Obamas?

    Apparently it is. “Gandy Baugh” shows up on Clinton ‘death lists’ as having died after jumping out a tall building in 1994. Which means that Clinton had him killed, and then he came back to life, and Obama had him killed again 9 years later! Now that’s ruthless efficiency.

    I lived in Chicago in 2003, and I never heard any news stories about anyone jumping out of the Hancock Tower to their death, but that just goes to show you how efficiently the press covers up for their pal Obama.

  118. Gundamhead said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:18

    Soooo, Obama is a bisexual, coke-fiend, rapist, jihadist, crimelord, evil genius, super villain who controls a massive evil organization that can arrange flawless “accidents” for anyone who annoys him, yet still remain a respectable and popular public figure. So he’s basically Lex Luthor with a bunch of “scary black man” stereotypes thrown in.

    In that case I’m DEFINITELY voting for him! Unlike the current evil overlords, it seems Barack “Great General of Darkness” Obama is at least competent.

  119. Thers said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:18

    Gavin’s a goner. Obama is going to be pissed that this leaked. His agents are planting a bomb in his fridge as we speak.

  120. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:19

    More Victims.

    Belinda Armstrong – Age 6. Belinda attended the same preschool as Natasha Obama. According to sources, Natasha became enraged that Belinda was giving “first dibs” on a certain Sponge Bob Squarepants toy during free time. She was later found dead of a heroin overdose.

    Harold Hooper – Grocery Store operator. A baby sitter remembers a young Barak HUSSEIN Obama complaining about how Mr. Hooper was his least favorite character on Seseme Street. Seconds later, Hooper had his “apparent” heart attack, and Big Bird was never the same.

  121. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:20

    JAMES AND LILY POTTER – British wizards who were minding their own business when set upon by members of an order known as “Death Eaters”. Their leader? You guessed it – Barack Obama!

  122. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:21

    Another victim.

    Belinda Armstrong – Age 6. Belinda attended the same preschool as Natasha Obama. According to sources, Natasha became enraged that Belinda was giving “first dibs” on a certain Sponge Bob Squarepants toy during free time. She was later found dead of a heroin overdose.

  123. J— said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:23

    Hm. Is it still possible to create an account?

    It doesn’t look like it.

  124. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:23

    Another senseless death.

    Belinda Armstrong – Age 6. Belinda attended the same preschool as Natasha Obama. According to sources, Natasha became enraged that Belinda was giving “first dibs” on a certain Sponge Bob Squarepants toy during free time. She was later found dead of a heroin overdose.

  125. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:24

    Filed sexual assault charges against Obama for date rape in 1990. Because “date rape” was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges.

    She filed charges herself? Shouldn’t the DA be doing that? I guess since it wasn’t a crime yet they must have decided it was ok.

  126. Gundamhead said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:24

    Fucking piece of shit WordPress! Did Geoge Bush design this thing?! It keeps saying “you’ve already posted that comment” but it isn’t showing up!

  127. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:25

    Moar Victims.

    Obi-wan “Ben” Kenobi – Jedi Master/Desert Hermit. Vaporized in a light saber duel during Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope. Had ties to Reverend White.

    Benjamin “Uncle Ben” Parker – Beloved Husband and Uncle. Killed in suspicious “mugging”. Also had ties to Revered White. And the Black Panther.

    Aeris Gainsborough – Flower girl. She was trying to stop Sephorith from casting Meteor yo!

  128. Gundamhead said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:26

    Soooo, Obama is a bisexual, coke-fiend, rapist, jihadist, crimelord, evil genius, super villain who controls a massive evil organization that can arrange flawless “accidents” for anyone who annoys him, yet still remain a respectable and popular public figure. So he’s basically Lex Luthor with a bunch of “scary black man” stereotypes thrown in.

    In that case I’m DEFINITELY voting for him! Unlike the current evil overlords, it seems Barack “Great General of Darkness” Obama is at least competent.

    WordPress

  129. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:27

    Testing…

    catfish

    rib shack

    baby daddy

  130. Dan said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:28

    Umm, of the first 5, none seem to actually exist.

  131. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:28

    If it’s the spam filter, I have no idea what’s triggering it.

  132. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:28

    Hm. Is it still possible to create an account?

    Sadly, no.

    Yes, I went there.

  133. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:29

    You have 281 spam comments (281 obvious) in your Defensio quarantine.

  134. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:29

    Hm. Is it still possible to create an account?

    Sadly, no.

    Yeah, I went there.

    Also, WordPress is my bitch.

  135. Brandi said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:30

    WordPress ate my post.

    Anyway, I went ahead and told snopes dot com that they should add this to their growing list of Obama rumors.

  136. Ben said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:30

    Ooh, weird. That’s not the same “Ben” up above my comment

    No, but we are both the son of someone’s right hand.

  137. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:30

    I too have an account but CANNOT REMEMBER THE PASSWORD.

    WordPress needs Viagra, btw.

  138. Pinko Punko said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:32

    Yeah they must have been tag-teaming on Gandy Baugh. Nice details though. When Clinton did it it was a “high building” when Obama did it, it was definitely Chi-town.

  139. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:32

    “O Sadlynaughts,” said WordPress,
    “You’ve had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?’
    But comment came there none–
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    He’d eaten every one.

  140. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:32

    Yo, Defensio, is Wile E. Coyote a spam trigger?

  141. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:32

    The sad thing is not being able to pretend to be… um… well I can’t think of anything anyway.

  142. Jennifer said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:33

    I guess the point of the list is to convince us that Barack Obama is a psychotic killer, and that if elected, he’ll kill all of us.

    Like Bill Clinton did.

  143. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:33

    Alas the Defensio thingie won’t let me in.

  144. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:34

    Also account registration is disabled. If you go to the login page and replace the “wp-login” in the URL with “wp-register” it will tell you as much.

    I had a smart, funny, witty, and totally original comeback in the link text in my original comment responding to Gavin indicating that unfortunately, the response to his question was negative in nature, but WordPress apparently doesn’t appreciate good humor.

  145. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:34

    GOD DAMMIT WORDPRESS LET ME BE FUNNY

  146. Jennifer said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:35

    WordPress is a goat-blowing assclown.

  147. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:35

    O Sadlynaughts, said WordPress,
    You’ve had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?
    But comment came there none–
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    He’d eaten every one.

  148. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:37

    Wile E. Coyote was a super-genius who lived in the Mojave Desert as an eccentric inventor. He was found dead in an “accident” involving a large firework, a shotgun, a bear trap, three boulders, a cliff, a pile of birdseed and an anvil. Guess who sold him all the man-made goods to complete this task?

  149. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:37

    WORDPRESS IS A SPEECH STIFLING FASCIST

  150. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:38

    I had a great entry and WordPress eats it like it eats Republican congressional… nevermind. The fact is, WordPress sucks as it blows!

  151. Goat-Blowing Assclowns the World Over said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:40

    We resent that comparison. WordPress is WAY worse!!!

  152. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:40

    You fucking guys are lucky.

    I can’t even get a wordpress insult to post…

    mikey

  153. I have a gun! said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:41

    Like when was the last time you were funny?

  154. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:41

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes)

  155. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:42

    Oh damn, Viagra reference quarantined.

  156. JGabriel said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:42

    Gary Ruppert:

    The fact is, this list of murders from the Obama machine makes us in the heartland want to vote for him even less.

    I was going to argue with this, pointing out that none of the people were even real, but then I saw:

    McCain is my choice, especially if he chooses Cheney as VP, or Brownback.

    … and remembered that Gary is a parody troll.

    .

  157. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:43

    http://www.zombo.com/

  158. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:43

    Hmm, doesn’t like links of any kind I guess…

  159. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:44

    I did a spit-take at Atta in Prague, LOL’d at before ten years old, and facepalmed at the back of a limo.

    I thought Atwater was dead.

    Just wow.

  160. Mrs. Jass said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:44

    Hugh found Barack and me in the garage. I knew Barack carried a rod, and I went for it. Hugh meant everything to me, and I was determined to show not even a black man could best him. As I aimed and pulled the trigger, Barack leapt like an animal and twisted my wrist. Hugh took the bullet, but Barack killed two of us that day.

  161. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:45

    Why is RB allowed to talk?

  162. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:46

    WordPress needs to go fuck itself in half with an ice-axe…

    I did a spit-take at Atta in Prague, LOL’d at before ten years old, and facepalmed at the back of a limo.

    I thought Atwater was dead.

    Just wow.

  163. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:46

    Yesterday my lion Znoober died affirmatively. He took a tie to the tentacle and died some months thereafter. He was strong and black.

  164. dim-witted badger said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:47

    fucking pelicans wordpress

  165. jim said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:47

    Damn that Obama – you mean, he’s soooooo ferschlugginer EVIL he’s descended to killing people that don’t even EXIST?!?!

    Gotta love how any non-violent death is due to an “alleged” cause. Yeah, those “alleged” heart-attacks (or “alleged” natural causes) are such rare & freakish ways to die, I know that’d set my radar off right away!

  166. Brian C.B. said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:48

    “It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another’s blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah.”

    Wow. I really missed out by taking al-Shahada later in life. Where was my blood ritual? The brothers at the masged are going to hear from me next Friday.

  167. Penh said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:48

    MUFASA — Heroic leader of the lions, killed by a herd of wildebeest stampeded by Barack Obama when it became clear that Mufasa would campaign against whichever scary black African relative of Obama’s was doing that weird political stuff they have over there.

    JASON VOORHEES — Mysteriously “drowned” at a summer camp attended by a young Barack Obama, who as everyone knows, was required to drown a white child to earn his “Smite the Infidels” badge from the Junior Jihadis.

  168. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:49

    The fact is, this is almost parody. “Rib shack”? “Catfish restaurant”? “Baby daddy”? What, no one on the list was killed at KFC while eating watermelon?

    Are you guys sure you didn’t write this? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve known who have died of APPARENT “natural causes” (bonus air quotes)….

    ?

  169. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:51

    Keeeeeeeeeel wordpress!!!!!!!!

  170. jim said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:52

    WORDPRESS – A perfectly functional paragon of utility … but only until Obama ran for the Democratic nominee for President. Died of apparent dementia.

  171. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:55

    I’m wondering if they actually dug Atwater up for this, or just busted out the Ouija board and a bag of meth.

  172. Leonard Pierce said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:56

    Fun game: Try to determine how many of these people actually exist.

    None of them:

    - LAWSHAWNA MARTIN. Also, there is no such place in Chicago as the Blue Peppermint Gentleman’s Club.

    - BILL FERGUSON, who turns up nowhere on Google despite being a “senior aide” to a man running for President of the United States.

    - KEYSHAWN CALWORTH. Nothing on Google except this list. (Which, I think, is probably a joke, its presence on MyRightWingDad notwithstanding.)

    - SHEILA BAUGH. At least in the context of being a DC madam, as opposed to an Arkansas realtor.

    - HARVEY KENYON. No Google references, despite being an Obama security boss as recently as 2005 who was allegedly murdered. How come whenever I was leaving Grant Park, I could never find these “deserted intersections”"?

    - CURTIS “POOKIE” JACKSON. Doesn’t show up on a list of murdered Chicagoans from 1998, despite having a pretty common name.

    - PAUL ROTHCHILD. No one by this name was ever Political Director of the Democratic National Committee.

    - CHRISTOPHER HARGROVE. The only place this name occurs on Google in conjunction with Larry Sinclair is, surprise! On this list.

    - REV. DAVID MANNING. The Rev. James David Manning is the head of a black megachurch in Atlanta, and is still alive. Rev. Jeremiah Wright took over the Trinity United Church of Christ (not the Trinity Baptist Church) in 1972, but it was from Reuben A. Sheares, not David Manning. Sheares was alive and healthy when Wright took over the job.

    - DARSANO RAHARDJO. Nothing on Google. Also, my copy of the Q’uran doesn’t say anything about Muslim boys having to commit ritual murder to prove their loyalty to Allah, but it’s widely considered a liberal translation.

    - HASAD AL-SHAREEZ. Again, nothing on Google. “Hasad” means “envy” in Arabic.

    - TAMIKA HILL. “tamika”+”hill”: lots of results. “tamika”+”hill”+”murder”: 0 results.

    - MERCEDES HUGLEY. For the record, date rape was a crime in 1990, too.

    - BRIAN GORING. There really is a Brian Goring who’s a Chicago attorney, but he’s still alive, and no lawyer by that name worked for Tony Rezko.

    - RODRIGO VILLALOPEZ. Incidentally, more than one cameraman filmed that campaign stop; why did Obama direct his wrath only at poor fictional Rodrigo?

    - RUSSELL McDOUGAL. The Federal Bureau of Investigations makes public lists of all of its agents who have died in the line of duty, and none of them have been named Russell McDougal. No one by that name ever appears to have been on Savage Nation, either.

    The only name on there that’s verifiable as a real person on Google is the guy who supposedly died twice, once by Clinton in 1994 and once by Obama in 2002.

  173. Gundamhead said,

    July 26, 2008 at 4:59

    I’m DEFINITELY voting for him! Unlike the current evil overlords, it seems Barack “Great General of Darkness” Obama is at least competent.

  174. Curtis "Pookie" Jackson said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:00

    I’m not dead but these brave partriots are probably next on the “hit parade”.

    Official Complaint Filed: Obama Lied on Bar Application
    July 24, 2008 · 46 Comments

    http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/official-complaint-filed-obama-lied-on-bar-application/

    Hi, Mom! I’m going to Disneyland!

  175. Joe Klein's conscience said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:02

    Ben:
    Isn’t Curtis Jackson the real name of a guy more commonly known as Fiddy Cent?

  176. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:04

    Anton Von Leevenhoek’s Dutiful Tomato Jelly

    Ingredients:
    1 okapi, ungrudgingly herbed
    1 teaspoon tomato
    6 jiggers nose of turk
    3 pinches warm sheep brain, outragedly rinsed
    1 jigger fat
    4 sticks baking powder

    Colorlessly grease a cookie sheet. Place the okapi into a small cup. Use a food processor to mash the nose of turk with the tomato. Drizzle resulting concoction over the okapi. Grate – very cantankerously – the sheep brain, fat, and the baking powder. Heap the latter combination on to the former. Do not bake for 28 minutes. Instead, stretch as if your tampon depended on it. Serves 10.

  177. Curtis "Pookie" Jackson said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:04

    Hey!

  178. Curtis "Pookie" Jackson said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:05

    Yo! I’m not dead!

    Obaba Disbarred!

    Official Complaint Filed: Obama Lied on Bar Application
    July 24, 2008 · 46 Comments

  179. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:11

    1 jigger fat

    Better watch that name callin’ there, slim. You never know when your going to make that list yourself…

  180. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:11

    6 jiggers nose of turk

    can we get fries with that?

  181. Eric Idle said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:14

    Bring outcher deaaaad!

  182. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:15

    Freeeeeeedom fries???

  183. Scott said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:16

    Dammit, people, someone take the original Obama Scary Death Black List, add all the new names to it, and start sending it out. I’d love to hear Pat Robertson ranting about Obama killing Jason Todd, Uncle Ben Parker, Kenny McCormick, Gwen Stacy, and Bambi’s Mother…

  184. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:20

    “O Sadlynaughts,” said WordPress,
    “Ýou’ve had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?”
    But comment came there none–
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    He’d eaten every one.

  185. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:20

    Moar Victims!

    Obi-Wan “Ben” Kenobi – Jedi Master/Desert Hermit. Vaporised during a light saber duel in Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope. Had ties to Reverend Wright.

    John Brown – Sheriff. Survived by the Deputy. Had ties to the Black Panthers.

    Benjamin “Uncle Ben” Parker – Beloved Husband and Philosopher. Died during an apparent “mugging”. Had ties to the Black Panther.

  186. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:25

    Another addition to the ODL. Read and fear for your loved ones:

    WILE E. COYOTE – (Carnivorous Vulgaris) Supergenius found dead in the Mojave Desert of multiple “accidental” shootings, stabbings, impalements, crushings by boulders, high-altitude falls from cliffs, and explosions from a variety of munitions ranging from small firecrackers to full-armed and operational nuclear weapons. Obama is known to be an enthusiastic supporter of ACME Corporation.

  187. Bob Loblaw said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:27

    UNCLE OWEN AND AUNT BERU, a pair of dirt-farmers on the desert planet of Tatooine, mysteriously slain in what appears to be a ritualistic Muslim ransacking denying to have any information about stolen droids belonging to the Caliphate.

  188. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:28

    SHARON TATE — Brutally killed by Obama when he was a member of the Manson “family”. Being he was seven or eight at the time, it’s obvious that his involvement was part of some “rite of passage” ritual for the bizarre cult.

  189. EnfantTerrible said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:33

    Add your name to the bottom, send five copies to your friends, and in 7 weeks, you will receive 49,784,235 attempts on your life!!!

    Don’t you DARE break the chain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  190. bearshark said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:34

    They forgot Thomas Alumet. Mr. Alumet was an ice cream man who ran out of Drumsticks denying, Obama’s daughter one. Four years later, died of a jellyfish sting while on vacation. COINCIDENCE???

  191. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:34

    Will wordpress let us consider the value of a stone killer ass-kicking widow-maker as president yet?

    mikey

  192. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:35

    Yay!

    (Slow enough for you, asshole?)

    mikey

  193. Tara the antisocial social worker said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:36

    “It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another’s blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah.”

    So, how is it that there are any Muslims left?

    Oh yeah – Obama’s time machine.

    Does anyone remember the show “Nowhere Man?” It involved a scary secret society whose members were always killing each other because they knew too much. Not much of a recruiting tool.

  194. monkey knife fight said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:38

    If you read this list out loud, after 7 days Barack Obama appears in a mirror and calls you a schmuck!

    Further proof that B Hussein Obama X is a Jew agent.

  195. shaun said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:42

    I think that this forum is wasting its considerable potential in mocking this email about Obama when it could be writing its own McCain email. I think that could be a good SN! project.

  196. El Cid said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:42

    Does anyone remember the show “Nowhere Man?” It involved a scary secret society whose members were always killing each other because they knew too much. Not much of a recruiting tool.

    Best synopsis evar.

  197. Jennifer said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:42

    This is a nice attempt, but it falls way short.

    For example, they forgot to mention the time Obama shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

  198. Jennifer said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:43

    They forgot to mention how Obama shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

  199. aarrgghh said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:45

    THE MCCAIN CAMPAIGN – reportedly “stumbled and fell”, incurring multiple “self-inflicted” wounds during a supposed “run for the white house”. never recovered. barack obama conveniently “out of the country” at the time.

  200. Gavin M. said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:48

    Updated a tiny bit. Looks like the Eschatonians and Digbonians are coming through…

  201. A Child's Letter to Obama said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:51

    Dear Obama:

    I been a good boy and been good all year you can ask mom. Please kill Billy because he told on me to the teacher.

    Sincerely,
    Kevin

  202. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:51

    This thread has all the potential for win that the “Can We Ask” thread does.

    Now if wordpress can behave…

    Seriously, the RNC has open comments asking Obama questions. I expect by tomorrow to see at least two or three of these names up there.

  203. El Cid said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:56

    Obama is a pathetic liberal wimp who cannot keep this country safe from the terrorists and also everyone he ever doesn’t like ends up dead. The End.

  204. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:56

    O Sadlynaughts, said WordPress,
    You’ve had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?’
    But comment came there none–
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    He’d eaten every one.

  205. GoatBoy said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:56

    Why it always gotta be about goats? You’d think I couldn’t complain, but I can’t see the assclown show while I’m being, well, you know. Is it a juggling act?

  206. GoatBoy said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:57

    The kind that is sick of bombing the capitol?

  207. GoatBoy said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:58

    What the hell?

    WordPress killed my parents. Both of whom just so happen to be…Senator Hussein X!

  208. justme said,

    July 26, 2008 at 5:59

    Does anybody even know of a building with openable windows on the eightieth fucking floor, anyway? Hell, the fiftieth?

  209. Tara the antisocial social worker said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:00

    Here’s a real shocker: Everyone who has ever touched, spoken with, or even heard of Barack Obama WILL EVENTUALLY DIE! It’s true!

  210. GoatBoy said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:03

    What the heck? That’s a new one. WordPress picked up an hours-old C&P and put in place of something I typed into the box. That’s not normal, right? Then wordpress killed my parents, both of whom just happened to be…Senator Hussein X.

    Now, why it gotta be about goats? You’d think, in this instance, I couldn’t complain. But I can’t see the assclown show very well while being, well, you know.

  211. editer said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:06

    I love how Gandy Baugh was on the Clinton List after killing himself by jumping out of a high window in 1994, came back to life sometime later, then killed himself again by the same method in 2003 — this time by jumping out the window of a skyscraper whose windows don’t open.

  212. gbear said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:08

    RAYMOND PASSE – Died of maple syrup asphyxiation at the Scaumburg, IL IHOP after asking a question while Obama was dining on a Belgian Banana Nut Waffle.

  213. gbear said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:11

    I M N moderation? Drat you, wordpress!

  214. LizDexic said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:12

    um. eighteenth story windows at the Hancock Center don’t open.

  215. Pinko Punko said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:14

    tig- I posted that too, but I talked about obliquely and humorously.*

    *possible falsehood. WTF is up with the WordPress??

  216. gbear said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:15

    RAYMOND PASSE – Died of maple syrup asphyxiation at the Schaumburg, IL IHOP after asking a question while Obama was dining on a delicious Belgian Banana Nut Waffle.

  217. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:17

    Oh, NOW it works. Sorry for the multiple posts, guys. WordPress… well, you know.

  218. Gavin M. said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:22

    I just went and de-spammed a bunch of comments. The new Spamulator is supposed to learn, is the thing. How, I’m not certain.

  219. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:36

    Wow. That kinda makes me look a little desperate for attention…

  220. Seanly said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:43

    I just went and de-spammed a bunch of comments. The new Spamulator is supposed to learn, is the thing. How, I’m not certain.

    muwhahahaha. It’ll never learn because Barack killed the programmers before they could finish.

  221. Penh said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:48

    HUGH G. WRECTION — Devoted father of 8 and friend to puppies, butchered by an enraged Obama (during his deceitful “community activist” days) who mistook his signature on a petition for a crude joke. Certain portions of his body were never found.

  222. Peter Principle said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:52

    The scary thing (or comedy gold, depending on your frame of reference) is doing Google searches and discovering how far this deranged fictiont has already spread in the wingnut blogosphere.

    Next up: SECRET PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF OBAMA.

  223. Snorghagen said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:53

    JANICE PIATINNI – High school history teacher. Gave Obama a ‘C’ on his paper on Woodrow Wilson. Three days later was found stuffed into a pencil sharpener.

    CARLOS ‘ONE-EYE’ BARRIENTOS – Columbian narcotics king-pin, arms smuggler, international terrorist, and breeder of slime. Long-time business partner of Obama’s in a highly profitable scheme involving selling pepperoni secretly made from human organ meats. Found in the trunk of Robert Novak’s black Corvette.

    BEN VAN VLECK – Accidentally jostled Obama in an elevator in Chicago. Seven years later stubbed his toe on a mysterious brick in his backyard. Photographic evidence proves conclusively that the brick was not there the day before.

    STROM THURMOND – Senator from South Carolina. After Thurmond seduced Obama’s club-footed hermaphroditic Kurdish lover, Obama faked the Senator’s death and imprisoned him in his attic for four years before grinding him up in a blender and feeding him to his goldfish.

    ERWIN ROMMEL – German general. Traveling back in time through the eighth dimension, Obama hypnotically compelled Rommel to commit suicide in return for Hitler’s pornography collection.

  224. periodictable said,

    July 26, 2008 at 6:57

    I, for one, call for an immediate investigation. If Mukcasey is too busy, then surely a bipartisan committee run by Lieberman, Pelosi, and Goss can determine if Obama is, um, an alien spaceship controlled by tiny clones of Eddie Murphy (why not?), Robert Reich, and Tim Robbins and/or a covert Saudi-funded viral advertising campaign.

    If, for whatever reason, the administration/Obama/McCain is successfully blocks an investigation, then, I, for one, call for an immediate UN intervention/investigation to protect Obama’s inner circle and investigate mob-like activity and corruption in the Senate. The Senate may want to confirm: 1. the existence of any “killer” Senator(s) currently serving and/or recently retired, and 2. procedures in place to identify corrupt Senators. Also, should the Senate be subject to profiling? Are Senators more like to commit crime?

    And I don’t think it’s just a wingnut issue. Sadlyno has it’s own problems. First, Buckley, Tim Russert, more than one bbq grill, Heath Ledger, and near-misses too numerous to mention but unwieldy to the point of virtual incomprehension.

  225. Jrod said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:01

    Died of apparent “natural causes.”

    Found dead of an apparent heart attack.

    My god, Obama is Kira!! Somebody alert L, before it’s too… urgh…. my chest… I…. aaooorgh

  226. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:02

    um. eighteenth story windows at the Hancock Center don’t open.

    It’s ok, ordinary citizens can’t file sexual assault charges either. Especially for something that supposedly isn’t a crime yet.

    Seven-odd incarnations of Law & Order, and for what?

  227. Eric Idle | Comment on Throughline by Eric Idle said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:04

    [...] Bring outcher deaaaad! Source: Comment on Throughline by Eric Idle [...]

  228. periodictable said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:07

    …Thurmond seduced Obama’s club-footed hermaphroditic Kurdish lover…

    Thurmond was already undead by the time Obama entered the Senate. Self-defense against the undead doesn’t count. And if you are going to pick on Thurmond, I’m sure he’s traded more convoluted and electrifying tales with Jessie Helms, both undead and dead.

  229. Greg said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:11

    Damn, I was going to post the “Reverend David Manning” thing–btw, Reverend JAMES David Manning is still very much alive–but ace debunker Leonard Pierce beat me to it. Still, mark that comment of Pierce’s; it’ll come in handy, unfortunately. The righties are going to try to spread this one. They tried with the whole “SCARY EEEVIL BLACK MUSLIM” thing and they’ll try with this.

    It would be great to track down who initially concocted this.

  230. Jrod said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:11

    REVEREND DAVID MANNING – Former head of the Trinity Baptist Church in Chicago. Was murdered during the apparent robbery of a catfish restaurant in 1972. Shortly afterwards, Rev. Jeremiah Wright took over as head of Trinity and a many parishoners (who later left the church) suspected Wright in having a hand in Reverend Manning’s death. Decades later, Manning’s son JAMAL MANNING was found dead of an apparent crack overdose in 2004. It was rumored he was going to bring evidence of Wright’s complicity in his father’s death. His testimony was timed to coincide with Obama’s first senate race.

    I’m trying to figure out how you could murder someone by crack overdose. Do you tie him to a chair and have several hard-core crackheads blow hits in his face for hours on end? Could you use some sort of air pump attached to a big glass pipe? Maybe you could replace the marshmalows in his Lucky Charms with crack rocks and hope he doesn’t notice?

    Er, not that I’m asking for any particular reason. *whistles innocently*

  231. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:14

    Early in his presidency, Obama should instruct his Attorney General to convene a panel to investigate these kinds of accusations. It can hear regular, daily testimony and maintain a small staff to debunk each new theory as it is proposed. Everyone get in line and take your turn, first come first serve. After three weeks it will be a total non-story, but it will give the wingnuts a nice activity to keep them occupied and feeling important. I think that in the long run it will save money.

  232. Some Guy said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:18

    “DARSANO RAHARDJO – …”

    Hole. E. Crap. That’s damn funny.
    Wouldn’t that mean that Islamic nations would have a SERIOUS problem, ya know, not dying out if 25%+ of their population of children were killed every year?

    It’s like they got a copy of every soap opera script ever written and changed every other name to “Obama”.

  233. bearshark said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:19

    Barack Obama hated John Denver. So much so that he tried in the 1970s to clone an anti-John Denver to undo all that the original had done. His attempts, though brilliant, were ultimately unsucessful, and the resulting creature was sold to the Hollywood producers and eventually became Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch Obama’s rage smouldered on and eventually he had to settle for sabotaging Denver’s airplane.

  234. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:32

    Aeris Gainsborough – Flower girl. She was trying to stop Sephorith from casting Meteor yo!

    Good one.

  235. Nylund said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:39

    My favorite part is the quotes around natural causes. How can you make a completely ordinary natural death look like part of some grand conspiracy? Add scare quotes!

    Soon they’ll be pointing out that his grandparents died of something super suspicious like “old age”.

  236. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:43

    Soon they’ll be pointing out that his grandparents died of something super suspicious like “old age”.

    HEY! THATS what happened to my grandparents!!1!

  237. Gary Ruppert Number Two said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:53

    The fact is, Barack Obama murdered JFK. If you don’t understand how, you haven’t known some of the toddlers I’ve known.

  238. ahem said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:54

    JOHN “STUMPY” PEPYS – died in an apparent bizarre gardening accident after Hussein Obama X attended a gig headlined by fictional rock superstars Spinal Tap.

  239. Nylund said,

    July 26, 2008 at 7:54

    I can play too!

    here’s a Bush list:

    After Scott McClellan goes around town blabbing all sorts of administration secrets, his replacement mysteriously dies of “cancer”.

    After falsely claiming that Saddam Hussein has WMD’s and invading a country, Saddam is quickly “executed” and his sons are found dead from an “explosion”.

    Michael Douglas, a “friend” of Laura Bush’s is killed by Ms. Bush when she drives through a stop sign and smashes into his car in 1963. Students suspect this Laura may have done this as spilling a fellow student’s blood is required by the Methodist faith to show your allegiance to Jesus, who spilled his blood for you.

    Bertha Champagne, the 62 year old babysitter of George Bush’s niece and nephew is found dead, “crushed by her own car” in the driveway of the house belonging to George’s brother, Marvin.

    I could also add entries for all the anthrax experts that mysteriously died right around the time that Bush was arguing that the Anthrax attacks originated from military grade Anthrax produced by Saddam Hussein.

    And this only took me about 5 minutes (and I didn’t have to make anyone up)! Sadly though, none had fun nicknames like Pookie or Spoon.

  240. Pockmark Notorious said,

    July 26, 2008 at 8:40

    Moar Victims!

    The White Spy – Spy for the White side, need we say more? Shot, blown up, squashed by a 3 ton weight, irradiated, decapitated, tied to a rocket and shot into space, and “natural causes”.

    Kurt Cobain – Musician. This one is a no brainer. Knowing he’d need to mainstream black culture, Obama offed Cobain. This led to hip hop dominating the charts, while white music wallowed in mediocrity. (You can draw a straight line from Bush to Creed.) Also, his Heroin induced murder is an Obama signature.

    Mr. Body – Millionaire/Plot Device. Barak HUSSEIN Obama in the Ballroom with the Apparent Gang Murder.

  241. GSD said,

    July 26, 2008 at 8:55

    WWJL?

    Who Would Jesus Libel?

    -GSD

  242. Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico said,

    July 26, 2008 at 9:26

    My god, Obama is Kira!! Somebody alert L, before it’s too… urgh…. my chest… I…. aaooorgh

    Niiiiiice.

  243. Chris from Maine said,

    July 26, 2008 at 9:34

    so lemme get this straight.. Obama met with Atta in Prague, he killed a boy when he was 9, raped a woman at Harvard, and was both gay and visited prostitutes..

    and they say he isnt experienced..

    but seriously, what a load of bull. But I guess you could make a Bush “death list”, but that would be pretty long starting with 4,000 or so I can think off the top of my head.

  244. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 9:35

    add grammar, syntax and facts to Bush’s hit list.

  245. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 9:44

    David Frum weighs in on Obama’s European visit. Shocker of the century: he’s disappointed. In the language.

    “Food on your family” never bothered him, but “shadow over Europe” is unforgiveable.

  246. Crowded House said,

    July 26, 2008 at 11:02

    Yeah, I just did a Google search on this “Hasad al Shareez” guy, and all I’m getting is websites that refer back to this letter and zero information on the guy himself.

    I’m guessing most of the other names will turn up similar results. Current odds are at 5-1 that at least two other names on this list are people who don’t actually exist.

  247. Lee said,

    July 26, 2008 at 11:08

    Also missing from this list:

    THOMAS AND MARTHA WAYNE, liberal Philanthropists with connections to Obama through the Wayne Foundation. Both murdered by muggers. Survived by their son, Bruce.

  248. Crowded House said,

    July 26, 2008 at 11:13

    Also, “Darsano Rahardjo?” Is anyone besides me thinking that they came up with this after watching too many Kids In The Hall episodes.

    “Now repeat after me: Owa Tanna Siam!”

    Come to think of it, are we sure that name’s not going to show up on the list at some point as well?

  249. Rugged in Montana said,

    July 26, 2008 at 11:24

    Fun game: Try to determine how many of these people even exist. We’re coming up cold blank on several so far, including the ‘Sarah Berkley’ who wrote the apparently nonexistent book, The Jihad at the Ballot Box — which is, you know, supposed to have tied Obama to radical Islam at some point during his career as an Illinois state senator. The best might be Darsano Rahardjo

    I’m pretty sure that Django Rhinehart is dead, and that he died in a fairly jazzy way…
    That Eric Osama is wicked I tell you, W-I-C-K-E-D with a capitol wick!

  250. Just Alison, without Qetesh said,

    July 26, 2008 at 11:54

    DARSANO RAHARDJO – Childhood classmate of Barack Obama when he attended a madrassa in Indonesia. Was found with his head cut off in a Jakarta alley way in 1970. Many children at the school attributed Rahardjo’s murder to the young Barack Obama. It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another’s blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah.

    I really love this one. I mean, how many ten-year-olds can cut off a person’s head? That’s a skill worth respecting!

  251. Gridlock said,

    July 26, 2008 at 12:06

    SANTA CLAUS – Mysterious figure thought to possess a list claiming Obama is ‘bad’ [possibly for cutting another child's head off? - ed]. Has not been sen for some years.

  252. Mike Lee said,

    July 26, 2008 at 12:14

    My favorite thing is that they took time to be racist too. I especially like mentions of a “rib shack” and especially a “catfish restaraunt”. “CATFISH retaraunt” man those black people love their catfish.

    Oh and If every Muslims had to kill someone by age 10, and they live in countries that are 90% Muslim, wouldn’t everyone in those countries be dead. I mean do the math.

  253. aarrgghh said,

    July 26, 2008 at 12:25

    fortunately, i think we can safely add to the list one more tragic victim of obama’s insatiable bloodlust:

    THE MCCAIN CAMPAIGN — reportedly “stumbled and fell,” incurring multiple “self-inflicted” wounds during a supposed “run for the white house.” never recovered. “barack” hussein obama conveniently “out of the country” at the time.

  254. JM said,

    July 26, 2008 at 12:49

    Darsano Rahardjo is pretty spectacular: “… since Islam demands that a boy spill another’s blood before the age of ten…”

    Ok, so half the Islamic population (boys) are killing each other at the rate of 1:1 before the age of puberty (and therefore ability to reproduce) ……… so the Islamic population is being reduced at the rate of 25% per generation ….

    [other shoe drops]

    Hey, why bother with the WOT. Lets just lay back on the porch and wait for them to exterminate themselves.

    Dingbats.

  255. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 26, 2008 at 13:33

    With a single post aaarrgghh wins the thread and expresses our feelings about wordpress with his handle.

    Well played sir.

  256. Snorghagen said,

    July 26, 2008 at 13:57

    Fun game: Try to determine how many of these people even exist.

    That underestimates Obama’s limitless evil. He not only killed all those people, he also eradicated any evidence that they ever existed.

  257. Southern Beale said,

    July 26, 2008 at 14:17

    Oh good grief. They need some fresh material.

  258. CK said,

    July 26, 2008 at 14:23

    Agreed Snorghagen.

    Plus I have it on very good DOUBLE SECRET SECRET SUPERTRIPLESUPERPLUS SECRET SECRETY authority that he was somehow mixed-up in the deaths of Kennedy (the entire family), Ghandi, the Roman Empire, and Bambi.

    And I understand he steals garden gnomes.

    Fuck. He’s the antichrist.

  259. Gary Ruppert said,

    July 26, 2008 at 14:24

    The fact is, the liberas want to ignore these facts about their messiah, here in the Heartland we will not stand for a terrorist becoming president. We will insure he never gets close to the levers of power by voting for McCain, who is for COUNTRY FIRST and is a straight talking man with a maverick side.

  260. Pope Ratzo said,

    July 26, 2008 at 14:48

    I just want to know how come I never get any of these Obama emails. I hear about them all the time, but my spam is nothing but “male enhancement” adverts.

  261. Pope Ratzo said,

    July 26, 2008 at 14:49

    CK, don’t even joke about Obama being the antichrist. THAT email’s going around too, I hear.

  262. Schnormal said,

    July 26, 2008 at 14:57

    my dad sends me this kind of stuff all the time; during the ’04 campaign it was like his computer was hooked up to a giant hose coming straight out of rove’s office.

    i’ve always suspected that wingmail is a top-down phenomenon, that the content is created almost exclusively in the gop’s oppo research office. i’ve always wondered how they disseminate it — do they just give it to the campaign workers to forward it to all their friends? one of these days someone’s going to flip and write a book about it, and then we’ll get to watch another “Confessions of Some Asshat” promotion on the Colbert report.

  263. The Third Policeman said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:12

    And I thought Obama was young and inexperienced. No longer! He definitely has the experience to earn my vote. Although, does anyone have a copy of the McCain Death List? He’s so much more experienced, I expect it’s pretty damn impressive. . .

  264. a different brad said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:19

    One thing is certain.
    The George Bush death list won’t fit on Lesley’s 200 gig hard drive.

  265. woody, tokin librul said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:36

    REVEREND DAVID MANNING – Former head of the Trinity Baptist Church in Chicago. Was murdered during the apparent robbery of a catfish restaurant in 1972.

    When Obama was 11? And living in Hawai’i? Man, that cat got some SMACK…and at such an early age. Wonder the cat waited this long to take over the world…!

  266. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:37

    My favorite thing is that they took time to be racist too. I especially like mentions of a “rib shack” and especially a “catfish restaraunt”. “CATFISH retaraunt” man those black people love their catfish.

    I missed that. I think this might be another case of Yankees confusing “black” with “southern” due to the Great Migration. I spent a good part of my youth at Johny’s Smokestack and the Ozark Catfish House. I mean, who doesn’t like ribs and catfish?

  267. Karin said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:44

    REVEREND DAVID MANNING – Former head of the Trinity Baptist Church in Chicago. Was murdered during the apparent robbery of a catfish restaurant in 1972. Shortly afterwards, Rev. Jeremiah Wright took over as head of Trinity
    Except the Trinity Church that Obama belonged to is not Baptist, it’s the United Church of Christ. And prior to Wright, it was headed by a Reuben A. Sheares.
    The only Reverend Manning I could find was James David Manning, and he must have survived the catfish restaurant incident, because he was alive on Fox News this past March, here.: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342728,00.html

  268. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:45

    pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:37

    I spent a good part of my youth at Johny’s Smokestack and the Ozark Catfish House. I mean, who doesn’t like ribs and catfish?

    Cattle and catfish.

  269. ron said,

    July 26, 2008 at 15:56

    for all those bitching about wordpress, wordpress does not do any spam filtering. it offloads it to plugins and the ones ive set up on blogs seem to work just fine.

  270. BigRedDog said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:22

    Funny- did anyone else notice it is “Mohatma” Atta? And either he was really busy during that Prague trip, or we really should have invaded Chicago instead of Iraq.

  271. El Cid said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:31

    HANKWORTH KENILRASHIN – Was known to accompany several associates of the younger Barack Hussein Obama. On Halloween of 1991, he recorded an audiotape which has never been recovered. But what is known is that he was found dead in the middle of a major intersection while dressed as a traffic cone.

  272. Dan Someone said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:33

    Oh, the hilarity. That complaint filed against Obama demanding disbarment… I went to the site of the guy who supposedly filed it and read the complaint. Then I wrote this comment:

    OK, pretty clearly, you have some issues. But this is pretty pathetic. First off, Question 18, as you yourself repeated it asks:
    Have you ever, either as an adult or juvenile, been cited,
    arrested, accused, formally or informally, or convicted
    of any
    violation of any law other than moving traffic violations.

    It doesn’t ask or require the disclosure of alleged crimes. Arguably, it might require the disclosure of someone making unfounded accusations — like you — but I don’t think disbarment is a likely outcome if someone fails to say “Some anonymous dude says I did drugs.”

    And then there’s questions 49 and 51.

    49. Have you ever been charged with a traffic violation involving
    felonious conduct or the use or possession of alcohol or drugs or
    which resulted in time spent in custody, a fine of $200 or more, or
    the revocation or suspension of your driver’s license
    ?

    Parking violations are not felonious conduct. There’s no suggestion — not even in your fevered retelling of the story — that drugs or alcohol were involved in any parking violations Obama might have had. No custody, revocation or suspension of license either. So you’re hanging your hat on whether a cumulative total of parking fines that exceeds $200 requires disclosure in response to a question about “a traffic violation … which resulted in … a fine of $200.00 or more ….” Good luck with that, and you might try some remedial reading comprehension classes while you’re waiting to hear back.

    Finally, #51:

    51. Do you have any outstanding parking violations?

    Editorializing aside, your “evidence” is that between October October 5, 1988 and January 12, 1990, Obama had some parking tickets. And that in “early 1991″ (you don’t have the exact date, do you?) when he applied to take the Illinois bar, he said he didn’t have any outstanding parking tickets. This fails from the start, since you don’t even allege in your “complaint” that the 1988-1990 tickets were outstanding when he made the application.

    Really, do you have nothing better to do with your time? This is the sort of thing that real lawyers get sanctioned for.

    Once again, someone was wrong on the Internet, and I stepped in to set things right. Don’t thank me; it’s a calling.

  273. DerekFlint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:34

    Typical rightwingnut b.s. Right up there with the fellow interviewed on a Monty Python show who claimed he had written all of Shakespeare’s plays and his wife had written all the sonnets. It was a great claim right up until someone pointed out that these had been written hundreds of years earlier. “I was hoping you wouldn’t ask that,” was his only defense.

    I love this kind of conspiracy crap. It’s proof that they are in real trouble and desperate for something, anything, they can throw at the candidate, because in a substantive debate, their candidate spontaneously combusts.

  274. Dan Someone said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:39

    Oh, and to get the ball rolling on the McCain Death List:

    UG UKK: Former rival of McCain. Instigated separation of tribes, taking several other clanmates with him to the Hills of Rocks With Dripping Water, instead of following McCain through the Dry Lands to the Trees With Fruit That Falls. “Trampled” by a mammoth during a hunt.

  275. Dan Someone said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:39

    Also, apparently WordPress is afraid to fuck with me. So nyaah.

  276. Broadway Carl said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:52

    andy said” I like that they use ‘Antonin’ [Rezko], presumably to make it sound more ethnic…

    You mean like “Antonin Scalia”?

  277. El Cid said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:03

    JIMMY RARA ‘THE KNIFE’ PINKYTOES – Pinkytoes was all set to inherit Obama’s legislative state Senate tradition via his constant work behind the scenes supposedly unknown to the Obama camp and before Pinkytoes had declared his interest in any political candidacy. Associates say that two days before he suggested he may have an important announcement, Pinkytoes stepped off the side of a bridge and into the path of an oncoming pedestrian; the Obama camp completely disavowed any responsibility to replace the over 10 eggs which the pedestrian had been carrying when Pinkytoes ‘suddenly’ and ‘mysteriously’ appeared in front of her and making her drop her grocery bag.

    Does this sound like a man fit to be President? Will he send someone to knock your groceries out of your hands?

  278. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:11

    Dan Someone said,

    July 26, 2008 at 16:33

    Oh, the hilarity. That complaint filed against Obama demanding disbarment… I went to the site of the guy who supposedly filed it and read the complaint. Then I wrote this comment:

    That sort of reminds me of the time someone posted a link to a PDF file on another blog about how they were being chased down by some conspiracy or other (forget who or why). As “proof” they had pictures of all these cars scattered throughout the PDF document.

    1st “evidence”: Suddenly in the mid-90′s a bunch of cars of similar model always had their lights on during the day time, which is highly illegal! (it is?) Apparently, they never heard of daytime running lights and how GM marketed it as a safety feature rather than disconnect them when imported from factories in Canada.

    2nd “evidence”: Various cars, trucks and buses have one light brighter than the other, which is HIGHLY ILLEGAL!! (um, ok… a burned out turn signal is also technically “illegal”). Then again, headlights are placed at a slightly outward angle from parallel to widen the viewing area in front of the car. Therefore, it’s not unusual for one lamp to be pointing directly at you (bright) and the other somewhere else, especially at a distance.

    3rd “evidence”: Cars kept trying to drive right at me!!! Which is HIGHLY ILLEGAL!!! (ok, you might have a point with that one). However, all the pictures of this “evidence” were from a left turn lane or making a left turn through an intersection. Last time I checked, you have to cross the opposite flow of traffic when you make a lefthand turn.

  279. Gary Ruppert 3 said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:22

    OMFGWTF!! Gary Ruppert has stolen my name!!!

  280. J Neo Marvin said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:30

    PAUL ROTHCHILD – Democrat National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Washington DC in 2003. A “friend and trusted advisor” to senatorial candidate Barack Obama. Dead of an apparent suicide.

    Wow. Obama killed the Doors’ producer. I bet he killed Jim Morrison too!

  281. James J said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:42

    I have a feeling th list was intended as a gag, but is being taken seriously by a certain unfortunately large segment of the population. Some of you have been pointing out certain false names, and people on both the Clinton and Obama list. Curtis Jackson for examples is better known as rap “artist ” (he stinks IMO) 50 Cent. Someone looked like they were trying to allude to this earlier on

  282. SamFromUtah said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:57

    I have a feeling th list was intended as a gag, but is being taken seriously by a certain unfortunately large segment of the population.

    Could be. Might be not so much a gag as a weird little squeak of rage by some goofball dittohead just trying to stir up shit instead of laughs.

    It reminds me of a wingnut email I got in ’99 or so full of quotes showing how dumb Al Gore was. They were almost all Dan Quayle quotes attributed to Gore, plus a few that nobody ever said, as far as I could find out.

  283. FlipYrWhig said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:58

    I have a feeling th list was intended as a gag

    It IS a bit like the Chuck Norris material.

  284. Frenchie said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:01

    They just cut and pasted over Clinton’s name on a couple of these (from a snopes archive for Baugh) . They really must assume that the lizard brains have already forgotten that Clinton already killed these same people

  285. Mo's Bike Shop said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:11

    Y’know, if you guys had planned to Spam the Spam thread, you’d be hard pressed to get better results.

    Pretty trippy read.

  286. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:16

    J Neo Marvin said,

    July 26, 2008 at 17:30

    PAUL ROTHCHILD – Democrat National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Washington DC in 2003. A “friend and trusted advisor” to senatorial candidate Barack Obama. Dead of an apparent suicide.

    Wow. Obama killed the Doors’ producer. I bet he killed Jim Morrison too!

    Not only that, but Rothchild died of lung cancer in 1995. So Obama re-animated him just so he could kill him again! That’s one sick bastard!

  287. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:26

    Democrat National Committee

    See, this right here is what convinces me that this is the real thing. ‘Cuz only wingers are singularly obsessed with saying that phrase wrong.

  288. Tara the antisocial social worker said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:26

    “If you shoot Ron Brown in the head, and then crash the plane to get rid of the evidence…..um, don’t you die in the plane crash too? Just sayin.”

    Karin, I raised that very point, and the wingnut response was: “9/11 proves some killers are willing to go down with the plane.” Yeah, try hiring a hit man with that argument.

    Also, I’m impressed to learn that Obama is not only a secret Muslim, he’s ALSO a secret Baptist! Busy guy.

  289. Mr. Wonderful said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:37

    Pierce–

    Wake up.

    - REV. DAVID MANNING. The Rev. James David Manning is the head of a black megachurch in Atlanta, and is still alive. Rev. Jeremiah Wright took over the Trinity United Church of Christ (not the Trinity Baptist Church) in 1972, but it was from Reuben A. Sheares, not David Manning. Sheares was alive and healthy when Wright took over the job.

    David Manning is–WAS–the name of that fake movie critic some studio concocted to give itself good blurbs. And now he’s dead.
    How do we know that Tamika Hill and Curtis “Pookie” Jackson weren’t also fake movie critics who are also “somehow, mysteriously” dead?
    Also, DARSANO RAHARDJO is an anagram for HED CHOPT OFF BY OBAM. Coincidence?

  290. tb said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:38

    Not only that, but Rothchild died of lung cancer in 1995.

    So, you’re saying Obama murdered him by second hand smoke.

  291. pedestrian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:38

    Democrat National Committee

    We should start saying “democrat elections” and “the democrat process” and “encouraging democratism around the world.”

    Hey, why not?

  292. D.N. Nation said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:50

    OT- Just got an e-mail from ClownHall with a serious lack of HTML fu:

    Senator Fred Thompson?s exclusive ?Closing Argument? breaks down the consequences of activist judges and the dangers of judges that legislate from the bench.

    Is Kaye Grogan writing their shit these days? Though, the question marks really bring everything into a higher light.

  293. Hoosier X said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:53

    I’m guessing that this is a list prepared as a joke that somebody sent to a conservative relative – perhaps to have a little sport with them in the wake of yet another report from a nonpartisan think tank about how the size of Al Gore’s house proves there is no global warming – that was taken seriously by the conservative recipient and sent to numerous conservatives all too stupid to recognize they were being made fun of.

    Which seems a plausible explanation for most conservative commentary, from Mallard Fillmore to Lou Dobbs to Bill O’Reilly to K-Lo to Doughy to George Will.

  294. Nylund said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:55

    Anyone else notice the wingnut use of “Democrat National Committee” instead of “Democratic” for Rothchild? But more to the point, I can’t seem to find a Rothchild (or Rothschild) with any first name that served as a political director the DNC and its not like thats a low profile job.

    As noted above, the only noteworthy Paul Rothchild was the producer of the Doors and he died in the mid-90′s of lung cancer.

  295. Matt McMahon said,

    July 26, 2008 at 18:55

    Dumb libs, can’t disprove the list so you whine and cry about the list. When McCain owns Bambi, you’ll see why.

    What I have to say will probably provoke a response from Hussein Obama. He may label me “sophomoric” or even “self-absorbed”. I realize and accept that as a consequence of what I am about to say. However, I do hope that Hussein will read everything I have to say before labeling me. To begin at the beginning, we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Hussein will terrorize our youngsters. And to overcome these fears, we must justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of Hussein and his illiberal asseverations.

    At the risk of shocking you further I shall point out that Hussein’s operatives have tried repeatedly to assure me that Hussein will eventually tire of his plan to convict me without trial, jury, or reading one complete paragraph of this letter and will then step aside and let us give him a rhadamanthine warning not to introduce changes without testing them first. When that will happen is unclear — probably sometime between “don’t hold your breath” and “beware of flying pigs”. He is begging the question when he says that freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and comfortable. Some people might object to that claim, and if they do, my response is: People should just treat each other with decency and respect. And let me tell you, if the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others. Let me conclude by stating that Hussein Obama’s scare tactics are intellectually challenged to the core. You can quote me on that.

  296. Nylund said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:00

    449 people were murdered in Chicago in 2005. It shouldn’t take long to see if Harvey Kenyon is on that list (if one can get a copy of that list).

    But seriously, can’t we outsource this to the Obama Birth Certificate crowd?

  297. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:01

    Hoosier X—

    exactly.

  298. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:02

    Goddammit WordPress.

    Hoosier X—see my comment at the top of this thread. I’d link ya, but WordPress is, well, you know.

  299. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:04

    It looks like Lindsey has let yet another man (besides Lieberman) come between him and McSame.

    Or maybe Lindsey’s just into the group thing.

    P.S.

    Plastic Betrand, for no particular reason.
    ~

  300. Honest decent conservative said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:10

    If I existed, I would be embarrassed that my side can’t do any better than this.

  301. jim said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:16

    From RB’s “Dutiful Tomato Jelly” recipe:

    Place the okapi into a small cup.

    Since okapi average about 500 pounds & stand 6 feet at the shoulder, I’ll pay good money to see that.

    Okapi probably have it pretty easy at single’s bars too, since they’re the only mammal that can routinely lick its own ears, blessed as they are with a big blue tongue that’s a foot long.

    Hot damn, Wikipedia is fun.

  302. jim said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:19

    Okay – not the only mammal … apologies to Gene Simmons … damn, I knew I shouldn’t've watched that “2 Okapi, 1 Cup” video right before I posted.

    My bad.

  303. Simba B said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:22

    Thanks WordPress, you made me look like a fool.

  304. Gary Ruppert said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:24

    The fact is, I am tired of the liberal pro-gay lobby trying to turn all of our kids into fags, and Obama killing people. These will not get votes in the Heartland.

  305. Gary Ruppert's Sexual Potency said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:32

    “The fact is, the liberas want to ignore these facts about their messiah, here in the Heartland we will not stand for a terrorist becoming president. We will insure he never gets close to the levers of power by voting for McCain, who is for COUNTRY FIRST and is a straight talking man with a maverick side.”

    I wish I had said that, Gary, because I would have spelled it correctly and been more coherent to boot!

    Since I abandoned Gary at the tender age of 14, I have gotten advanced several degrees. No mean trick since I am not exactly corporeal.

    And since then, he’s kind of been in the position of pushing a rope uphill, if you know what I mean.

  306. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:37

    And since then, he’s kind of been in the position of pushing a rope uphill, if you know what I mean.

    Rope, or spaghetti?
    ~

  307. Innocent Bystander said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:45

    If this list was true, he’d have the perfect Republican resume. I call bullshit.

  308. Tom in De. said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:48

    But he goes to church!

  309. Festus P. Calhoun said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:57

    Rib shacks, catfish jernts, dem cullids is wild, ain’t dey?

  310. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 20:03

    I dunno. Even if that list is entirely true AND there’s a bunch more we don’t know about, he still seems like such a piker next to Gee Dubya. I mean, nowhere does it even SUGGEST that Obama wiped out an entire town like bush did in Faluja…

    mikey

  311. Tim (The Other One) said,

    July 26, 2008 at 20:23

    ” Also, there is no such place in Chicago as the Blue Peppermint Gentleman’s Club. ”

    Well there sure oughta be !

  312. Craigo said,

    July 26, 2008 at 20:32

    So sad that the wackos, racists, rednecks, religious hypocrites and just plain hateful make up so much of the GOP anymore. They’ve got to be so proud of their massive ignorance. I feel sorry for the sincere Republicans who don’t realize they now follow Satan and worship mammon. Nixon must be smiling at how dirty they’ve become.

  313. tb said,

    July 26, 2008 at 20:43

    When McCain owns Bambi, you’ll see why.

    I love it when wingnuts talk big- it makes the epic facial to come that much sweeter.

  314. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 20:50

    Where’s my hip new game of Clue?

    Barack Obama, in the smoking room, with the zip gun.

    Hillary Clinton, in the kitchen, with the rolling pin.

    George Soros, in the office, with instruments of international currency speculation.

  315. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:22

    Nylund said,

    July 26, 2008 at 19:00

    449 people were murdered in Chicago in 2005. It shouldn’t take long to see if Harvey Kenyon is on that list (if one can get a copy of that list).

    But seriously, can’t we outsource this to the Obama Birth Certificate crowd?

    That reminds me: in the summer of 1995, an intense heatwave killed 600 people. I’m sure Obama caused that heatwave. Besides he could use it to reinforce his fraudulent argument about global warming.

  316. Anne Laurie said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:23

    If you read this list out loud, after 7 days Barack Obama appears in a mirror and calls you a schmuck!

    Do this in front of anyone with an IQ over 85, and you won’t have to wait seven days.

    And if McCain is really “a straight talking man with a maverick side”, he better keep that side out of Larry Craig’s stall during the Republican Convention.

  317. Peter Principle said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:25

    “does anyone have a copy of the McCain Death List?”

    It’s about 10,000 names long, but they’re all names like “Phuong” and “Minh” and “Nyugen,” and since when did Americans give a fuck about people like that?

  318. R. Porrofatto said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:34

    Stilll more:

    STAGGER LEE, aka Lee Shelton. Slaughtered on 10th Avenue by a Communist Youth League friend of Obama’s mother’s milkman.

    JOHN WESLEY HARDIN, found in an El Paso saloon with a bullet in his head. Cause of death ruled “suspicious.”

    RICHARD “DICK” CORY, also found with a bullet in his head. Called a “suicide” but he had everything to live for.

    THOMAS DOOLEY, innocent man executed for killing Laura Foster. FOSTER! Need we say more?

    BILLY JOE McALLISTER, yet another alleged “suicide” — supposedly “jumped” off a “bridge”while carrying Obama’s love child.

  319. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:34

    Craigo said,

    July 26, 2008 at 20:32

    So sad that the wackos, racists, rednecks, religious hypocrites and just plain hateful make up so much of the GOP anymore. They’ve got to be so proud of their massive ignorance. I feel sorry for the sincere Republicans who don’t realize they now follow Satan and worship mammon. Nixon must be smiling at how dirty they’ve become.

    I think those type of Republicans have banded together with Pat Buchanan, Ron Paul, Lew Rockwell, etc. Sure, they may be racists, but they aren’t stupid and see no reason in starting a war for fun and profit.

  320. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:40

    JULIUS CAESAR — Stabbed to death by several Senators (most likely Democrat). His final words were reportedly “Et tu, Brute?”. “Brute” means “Barack” in Latin.

  321. J— said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:42

    ELLA SPEED: Well, the first time Obama shot her, he shot her through the side. The second time, I could not tell where. But the third time he shot Ella, he shot her through the head. You know that shot must of killed poor Ella dead.

  322. Snorghagen said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:44

    Wow. Obama killed the Doors’ producer. I bet he killed Jim Morrison too!

    Indeed he did.

    JIM MORRISON – Rock legend. After Morrison complained about the poor quality of the hash he’d bought from ten-year-old Parisian drug lord Barack Obama, Obama retaliated by placing a death-ray in Morrison’s showerhead.

    More Obama victims:

    GODZILLA – Gigantic Japanese reptile. Was one of the senior enforcers in Obama’s crime empire during the late 1990s. Executed for not being aggressive enough.

    WINSTON CHURCHILL – British Prime Minister. Concerned that Churchill might attempt to thwart his rise to the top, four-year-old Obama eliminated the potential threat by parachuting into the statesman’s estate and spiking his cigars with anthrax.

    FRED FLINTSTONE – Caveman. Annoyed by Flinstone’s limited comedic repertoire, Obama disposed of him by infecting his pet dinosaur with rabies.

    BOB WOODWARD – Reporter for the Washington Post. In the late 1970s, Woodward began to investigate reports of young Obama’s growing web of corruption. Obama attacked Woodward in a Washington parking garage, leaping onto his back, biting a hole in his skull, sucking his brains out, and replacing them with a half-gallon of Gerber’s Baby Food. Electrical charges randomly pulsing through the mashed carrots in Woodward’s cranium continue to give him a lifelike appearance.

  323. mclaren said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:47

    You pathetic fools!

    I bet you think this proves that the Obama Death List is a fake, right?
    How could the same Gandy Baugh appear on _both_ the Clinton Death List
    _and_ the Obama Death List, both Gandy Baughs are attorneys, both with a
    shady client, both dying by a fall out of a tall building. Must be proof
    the Obama Death List is a crock!

    Hah! It’s easy to explain. Gandy Baugh was kidnapped by Bill Clinton and
    his death was faked — hard to identify someone when they hit the pavement
    after falling out an eighth storey window, isn’t it?

    Then Bill Clinton spirited the _real_ Gandy Baugh away to a secret torture
    chamber under Hillary Clinton’s house in upstate New York, where Clinton
    tried to torture Gandy Baugh into telling how he’d found out the sinister secret of Barack Obama’s double life. But Baugh wouldn’t talk!

    In fact, he escaped from the torture chamber hidden beneath Hillary’s New
    York house, and made his way to the Hancock Tower to contact a reporter
    from the New York Times with evidence of Obama’s double life as a
    coked-out jihadist ninja spy — but Bill Clinton intercepted Gandy Baugh
    before he could get to the New York Times reporter, and threw Baugh out of
    the eighth storey of the Hancock Building with his own hands. Then Bill
    Clinton greeted Obama with his secret Islamic jihadist handshake and they
    both celebrated by sacrificing a goat to Allah.

    Sure, you say — but what about the Snopes article that proves Gandy Baugh actually died at home? C’mon! Use your heads! After Bill Clinton threw the _real_ Gandy Baugh off the Hancock Tower, both Clinton and Obama broke into the city morgue, stole a corpse, then they broke into the _real_ Gandy Baugh’s dentist’s office and switched his dental records with the dental records of the corpse, then they planted the corpse in Gandy Baugh’s home and cut off its fingers.

    See?

    It all makes sense!

  324. J— said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:49

    From a John McCain proper gander video: “Americans don’t watch wrestling because we’re bitter. We watch WWE because wrestling is about celebrating our freedom. It’s about fighting to be the very best. So can you smell what the Mac is cooking?”

    From another, more recent John McCain proper gander video (with gospel music in the background): “The time for pandering and false promises is over.”

  325. Malfunctioning Debbie Schlussel Robot said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:52

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  326. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:53

    J— said,

    July 26, 2008 at 21:49

    From a John McCain proper gander video: “Americans don’t watch wrestling because we’re bitter. We watch WWE because wrestling is about celebrating our freedom. It’s about fighting to be the very best. So can you smell what the Mac is cooking?

    Ummmm… what? O_o

  327. atheist said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:05

    My favorite part of all the hysterically anti-Obama people is that they usually resort to the “He’s from Chicago… ’nuff said folks” argument.

    Are they intentionally trying to increase my sense of schadenfreude?

  328. Lesley said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:12

    what I hate about WordPress: Later, all your failed tries get posted, making you look like an extreme attention whore/dork.

  329. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:14

    In 1985, blind faith in your leaders will get you killed.

    As true now as it was then.

  330. tb said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:14

    JULIUS CAESAR — Stabbed to death by several Senators (most likely Democrat). His final words were reportedly “Et tu, Brute?”.

    There’s a great Larry David bit about that.

  331. Blue Buddha said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:15

    atheist said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:05

    My favorite part of all the hysterically anti-Obama people is that they usually resort to the “He’s from Chicago… ’nuff said folks” argument.

    Are they intentionally trying to increase my sense of schadenfreude?

    The best response to that: “McCain is from Phoenix… you know what that means!” Then nod your head thoughtfully, muttering “uh-huh” under your breath.

  332. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:25

    I’ll be durned. Some of the Firefox addons filter RSS thus ridding me of malfunctioning robots forever.

  333. Local 421 United Malfunctioning Robots of America said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:35

    Sorry, RB. But it is our way. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama has an oozing sense of entitlement. Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama has an oozing sense of entitlement. Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama has an oozing sense of entitlement. Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama has an oozing sense of entitlement. Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama has an oozing sense of entitlement. Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama has an oozing sense of entitlement. Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama has an oozing sense of entitlement. Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed.

  334. mikey said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:39

    Y’know, I could swallow a fair number of malfunctioning robots if just every goddam now and then one of them would work right! I mean, at some point, dude, if you can’t build ‘em so they work, go find something else to do…

    mikey

  335. Gandy Baugh said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:42

    I’m back and I can smell your brains.

  336. gocart mozart said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:42

    BREAKING NEWS!!

    GOATS THAT JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN HAS BLOWN, A PARTIAL LIST.

    1. MUFFY

    2. ROVIE

    3. BUSHY BALLS

    4. ALBERTO

    5. HAGEE HAGEE

    6. DICK CHENEY’S GOAT RICHARD, or is
    that RICHARD CHENEY’S GOAT’S DICK?

    7. HARRIOT

    8. CINDY

    9. TROLLOP

    The above information was provided to me today by a mysterious one armed man wearing a black fedora at a train station in Patterson, NJ. I checked the kerning and it was fine. I assume that he passed me the document because he knew that I had graduated with honors from a prestigious ivy league community college. I have a degree in Kerning and a minor in animal husbandry. I will keep you posted on any new developments.
    gocart mozart | 07.26.08 – 3:03 pm | #

  337. Fozzetti said,

    July 26, 2008 at 22:53

    What about Obama’s PARENTS, eh? They too are DEAD. Coincidence?

  338. Some Guy said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:01

    I dunno about you all, but if Obama is crafty, resourceful, and cold-hearted enough to pull off and get away with all these murders, that’s the kind of tough SOB I want in command. Seriously. The only thing Bush could successfully pull off was snorting a line of cocaine.

  339. Incontinentia Buttocks said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:02

    JOE HILL – Labor leader/Singer-Songwriter. The copper bosses shot him. But it takes more than guns to kill a man. It takes Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

    JAMES RIDDLE “JIMMY” HOFFA – Teamster boss. The fourteen-year-old Obama personally offed him and buried him in the East end zone of the Meadowlands stadium because he wanted in on the insurance rackets. The Obama health-care plan will represent the final step of this plot.

    KITTY GENOVESE – Waitress. The three-year-old Obama killed her in broad daylight in a crowded Queens neighborhood just to see if he could get away with it.

    AMELIA EARHART – Aviatrix. Disappeared during a globe-trotting voyage. Suppressed FBI documents suggest that a thirteen-year-old Obama went back in time with a surface-to-air missile in order to practice his Muslimofascist terrorism.

  340. Rugged in Montana said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:09

    Someone call Butte Montana 911, will ya? There are 3…..no, make that 4 of those damned pelicans standing around outside of my basement door, just waiting for me to be stupid enough to walk out there! They’re all, each of them, foaming at the beak, completely rabid and just waiting to make a vampire out of me too. I’ve got plenty of pemmican and Ritz crackers down here, so I can last a while, but just looking at those creepy ghouls peering down into my basement windows and pecking at them is making me ascaird. Well, on the bright side, they seem to have either frightened off or eaten the Islamosexuals that were loitering around my garbage cans. If there are any bodies out there, tell the Sheriff that it wasn’t me (geez, come to think of it, their zombified bodies are likely to reanimate any time now…). Call 911!!!!

  341. Links, I’ve got a few « The Mississippifarian said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:20

    [...] More of the body count text [...]

  342. Douche Baggins said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:24

    HARVEY KENYON – Head of Obama’s senatorial security team in Chicago.

    Harvey, born Michael, and immortalized in song years before.

  343. The Citizen » Blog Archive » Men racister, nejnej. Nejda said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:32

    [...] er det utænkeligt, at nogen kunne synke så dybt som til at insinuere, at Obama på hemmelig og uopdagelig vis, men så alligevel ikke uopdagelig! for vi er inde på [...]

  344. Badger3k said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:39

    I’m not sure if it counts, but Barack Hussien Obama has been related to:

    Barry “Flash” Allen – police forensic scientist. Disappeared during a “crisis” of earth-changing proportions, obviously the initiation of new Jewish-Muslim-Fascist Obama.

    Sue Dibny – wife of famed investigator Ralph Dibny. Another investigator into Obama’s shady dealings obviously. Died of “cerebral hemorrhage”, although the body was horribly mangled after death, perhaps as part of a muslim initiation ritual.

    Chuck Norris – he’s not dead, but had his brain fried and his career trashed after insulting Obama once.

    I think he is related to the disappearance of General Rusty Zod, famed anti-muslim patriot and freedom-fighter.

    I also think Obama has been indicted in the death of a certain Yeshua ben Joseph, somewhere around 30 CE or so, although that has not been proven.

    Really, all we have to do is change some names and send this around about McCain. Any bets on how soon we hear a lot of whining (not laughing) about it?

  345. Clint said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:52

    NESSAROSE, WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST – killed in an “accident” when a tornado dropped a house upon her. It should be noted that house-dropping is a common initiation practice for youths entering into the world of Islamofascism.

    ELPHABA, WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST – melted by an alleged bucket of water. Although the actual deed (and above action) was performed by Kansas resident Dorothy Gale, it should be noted that Barack Obama was a resident of Kansas for many years.

  346. dr.giraud said,

    July 26, 2008 at 23:53

    Wait–if David Manning was killed in 1970, how did he write those pro-Sony Pictures movie reviews?

  347. Clint said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:01

    Wait–if David Manning was killed in 1970, how did he write those pro-Sony Pictures movie reviews?

    I dunno… a ghostwriter?

  348. nationalplumbingcode said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:02

    …don’t even joke about Obama being the antichrist. THAT email’s going around too, I hear…

    Oh, my redneck cousins sent one of those last month. I’ll post it here tomorrow. It’s nice. In short, it’s a group of bible verses then some, um, leading questions asking the reader to consider who might be the antichrist. Is he black? Is mixed race? Is he Christian or Muslim? Is he running for office? Is he running for president? Does he support the UN? Is he a false friend of Israel? And so on. It’s a nice specimen of wingnut e-mail.

  349. El Cid said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:16

    STANLEY “THE CROUCH” BIGGLESWORTH – Copy assistant and reserve cook at the summer night shift of the Harvard Law Review. An unpublished, undocumented note was once reportedly written by Bigglesworth to the effect that one Barack Hussein Obama seemed to think he was just all that. Shortly thereafter, Bigglesworth was arrested for running an unlicensed off-campus Christian erotic aid store, and within two years had contracted tuberculosis. Another one of Barack Hussein Obama X’s enemy’s mysteriously suffers.

  350. GSD said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:23

    Has anyone tied the brutal assassination of Buckwheat to the malignant Obama snuff machine yet?

    -GSD

  351. markg8 said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:32

    I love responding to things with the truth as I dig it up to all nine-hundred AOL and Hotmail addresses in the ‘cc’ column.

    I used to get a few outraged “Take me off your list!!” replies especially when I wound one up with “in short if you believe this drivel I have a number of condos in Florida I can sell you for not a penny more than you would have spent in 2005!” to a bunch of Miami email recipients. These days? Not so much. I think a few of my buddies forward them to me just to see what answers I come up with.

  352. Candy said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:33

    In 1966, a young Obama watched Hogan’s Heroes. In 1978, Bob Crane was brutally bludgeoned to death. It would be irresponsible not to . . .

  353. Clint said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:44

    GANDALF THE GREY – powerful wizard who accompanied a group intent on returning the one true Ring to its origin point on Mount Doom. Died in a “fall” while battling a Balrog on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm. Allegedly resurrected and living in the Undying Lands under an alias. Barack Obama is believed to have paid off the Balrog in Orc ham to get rid of Gandalf.

  354. Candy said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:45

    The only thing Bush could successfully pull off was snorting a line of cocaine.

    Some Guy, this made me think of how, back in the day, when “one” had been at the blow for several days running, “one’s” nose tended to get a trifle plugged up. Sometimes “one” would have to use the pinkie to shove the cocaine up into the nostril and into contact with the mucous membrane. (It was at this point that “some” people would decide the time had come to hook up to the crack pipe, but “one” realized “one” had enough problems without that, thank you very much.)

    Anyhow, I pictured poor ol’ Dubya trying to shove the shit up his nose, and having it fall back out onto the mirror. I also pictured him sitting there at the Bush fambly dinner table with white walls and a little trickle of blood running down his upper lip, looking like an outtake from Bright Lights Big City or Less Than Zero. Our preznit.

  355. Galactic Dustbin said,

    July 27, 2008 at 0:58

    In 1980, a young Barack Obama saw “The Empire Strikes Back”. Since that time ALL Star Wars movies have sucked. I demand an investigation!

    Also, the ENTIRE time Obama has lived and worked in Chicago, the Cubs have not won a World Series… look at the CONNECTION people! We are though the looking now!!!1!!

  356. Candy said,

    July 27, 2008 at 1:02

    It’s a little known fact that the character of Catherine Trammel in Basic Instinct was based on the true life story of Barack Obama.

  357. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    July 27, 2008 at 1:34

    Scarface: Movie based on a Cuban gangster, or on Barack Obama?

  358. Jrod said,

    July 27, 2008 at 1:44

    The fact that Gandy Bough has been murdered twice is not unusual. In fact, it’s something of an Obama hallmark, as these new names I have uncovered will show:

    JEAN “PHOENIX” GREY-SUMMERS – schoolteacher; Mysteriously “vaporized” on the moon during “trial by combat” with the Shi’ar Honor Guard, which I’m pretty sure is one of the major sects of Islam. Years later, after returning to life, she was again slain under suspicious circumstances by a drug-crazed Magneto, or Xorn, or something, whose drug supplier had ties to John Sublime, who in turn had associations with Rezko.

    SON GOKU – unemployed; killed, along with his brother Radditz, by a reclusive illegal alien known only as “Piccolo,” who was once a deacon at Trinity Baptist Church. Some time after he was revived by the Dragon Balls, he was again killed by an exploding Imperfect Cell, a cyborg constructed by a certain Dr. Gero, who had ties to the Red Ribbon Army as well as the Black Panthers. After this death, Goku elected to remain dead, fearing that Obama would snuff out his family if he returned.

    xXxRICKJAMESBICHxXx – Slain multiple times on a Covenant mothership by OBAMASAPIMP23 during a heated game of Halo 3. OBAMASAPIMP23 is known to have prefered the energy sword, and was heard calling xXxRICKJAMESBICHxXx a noob while teabagging him after his multiple demises.

    KENNY MCCORMICK – trailer trash; Killed several times in gruesome fashion, Kenny’s mentor was Chef, known child molester and negro. Like Obama.

    MARIO MARIO – plumber; killed millions of times by the forces of Bowser Koopa while attempting to rescue Princess Peach. Peach, a white woman, was rumored to have been carrying Obama’s love-child, but was kidnapped before she could go public with this information.

  359. SamFromUtah said,

    July 27, 2008 at 2:16

    Where’s my hip new game of Clue?

    Try the June, 1975 issue of National Lampoon.

  360. His Grace said,

    July 27, 2008 at 2:16

    DR. EMMETT “DOC” BROWN — In 1985, he was a theoretical physicist working in California. He was attacked by Islamic militants which terrorist intercepts place their commander as one mysterious “Barry H.” Dr. Brown was supposedly killed for refusing to build WMD from uranium provided by the terrorists, though no body was found. The scene was empty save for a pair of mysterious flaming tiretracks, and a letter dated November 5th 1955. It is unknown what this had to do with Barack Obama’s reported obsession with Amelia Earhart.

  361. WereBear said,

    July 27, 2008 at 2:17

    Geez, WordPress ate five comments and only let me have one.

    Rest assured, however, I was brilliant.

  362. And just who are the ‘terrorists’…? « Homeless on the High Desert said,

    July 27, 2008 at 2:21

    [...] 26, 2008 in White Rose It’s worth remembering that the Republicans have to keep trying to tie “the left”, Democrats in general, and the (presumptive) Democratic [...]

  363. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 27, 2008 at 3:02

    Schnormal said,

    July 26, 2008 at 14:57

    my dad sends me this kind of stuff all the time; during the ‘04 campaign it was like his computer was hooked up to a giant hose coming straight out of rove’s office.

    You misspelled “orifice.”

  364. mikey said,

    July 27, 2008 at 3:45

    Jeez, this is pretty sad.

    Does everybody have a life but me?

    At least I’m working. I’m cranking ‘em out.

    These doods are out having what, fun or something?

    mikey

  365. Strangefate said,

    July 27, 2008 at 4:04

    Sadly, it gets worse…

    Heath Ledger – Actor. Obama once reputedly watched the film ‘First Knight’ and claimed that he ‘did not enjoy it.’ Found dead of ‘drug overdose.’

    William F. Buckley – Writer/Lunatic. Staunch conservative and lifelong critic of Democrats and uppity blacks. Died of ‘natural causes’ shortly before Obama’s surge in the primary.

    Cindy Lovett – Fast food employee. Once served the HUSSEIN obama family at a Chicago area McDonald’s. May have forgotten to include extra napkins and ketchup packets in their bag. Her decapitated head later found in the fry cooker.

    Jesus Christ – Messiah. Was the subject of a ‘daily prayer’ spoken by a young Barrack Obama. Died mysteriously in a crucifixion-related accident.

  366. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 27, 2008 at 4:20

    Godot – The third member of a group of Communist, saboteurs he was supposed to deliver several kilos of dynamite to a previous incarnation of Barachmed Hussein Damien Hitler Obama. His co-conspirators Estragon and Vladimir reported him missing after he missed a rendezvous.

    After a lengthy search he was declared dead.

  367. Hoosier X said,

    July 27, 2008 at 4:20

    Hey, trolls

    Did you see McSame’s ad about Obama not caring about the troops?

    I’m just dying to see one of you come on here and argue that McSame is not a vile human being.

  368. WereBear said,

    July 27, 2008 at 4:28

    ELVIS PRESLEY — Entertainer. Sang “In the Ghetto.” Elvis had never been in a ghetto. Once Elvis approached Nixon to work undercover as a narcotics agent, his fate was sealed. Elvis then found “dead” on his “toilet.”

    But still sighted in convenience stores throughout America.

    There can be only one!

  369. mikey said,

    July 27, 2008 at 4:37

    Vile certainly.

    Human being? Open to scrutiny…

    mikey

  370. Hoosier X said,

    July 27, 2008 at 4:39

    Daily Kos just posted a wingnut index

    Lets rate the trolls!

  371. Beth said,

    July 27, 2008 at 4:42

    This is the same crap they did to the Clinton’s.

  372. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    July 27, 2008 at 5:10

    Geez this looks like a fun game, but perhaps pointing out to the wingnuts that spreading a story where anyone who crosses shinigObama dies might be a bad way to discourage voting for him.

    IRONY – Surprised no one’s went here yet.

  373. J— said,

    July 27, 2008 at 5:18

    We can expect a lot more along the lines of this GOP Florida press release (7/22/08): “Obama: Campaign Before Country.”

  374. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    July 27, 2008 at 5:20

    MOHAMMED – Prophet. Founded Islam, a religion who’s only purpose was to discredit black people running for the office of President. Mysteriously taken ill and died before he could be interviewed on CNN regarding his close ties to you-know-who.

  375. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    July 27, 2008 at 5:27

    OT – From the Department of Blind Clocks and Broken Squirrels:
    Joe Klein comes through with the snark of the day. In honor of this momentous occassion, I am personally retiring use of the phrase “neither the time nor the legal background”.

  376. stryx said,

    July 27, 2008 at 6:11

    This reminds me of one of my favorite SNL skits with Robert De Niro.

  377. nationalplumbingcode said,

    July 27, 2008 at 6:12

    Ah, here’s one of antichrist e-mails that my cousins sent. I remembered it a bit longer than this, with bible verses. Dunno. Maybe they modified it but I found a copy of the opening via google:

    According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is:

    The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal…. the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA??

    I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet… do it!

    If you think I am crazy… I’m sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the “unknown” candidate.

  378. El Cid said,

    July 27, 2008 at 12:15

    How do the e-mailers know how “MASSIVE” Obama’s “Christ-like appeal” is? I thought only Michelle knew for sure…

  379. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 27, 2008 at 13:46

    Yes, Jesus was so popular in his day that an overwhelming number of his people voted to release a thug and instead have him executed in one of the most gruesome and brutal ways imaginable!

    Why don’t these asshats read their Bibles?

  380. Phillybits said,

    July 27, 2008 at 13:53

    This is hilarious. I hope I get this one, too! Yet, I have but one problem with two potential outcomes.

    1. “Reply to all” pointing out some of the more obvious errors indicated in comments.

    2. “Reply to all” and include the additional fun ones, like the Hooper from Sesame Street one, reading it aloud and Obama comes for you, MARIO MARIO – plumber; killed millions of times by the forces of Bowser Koopa while attempting to rescue Princess Peach. Peach, a white woman, was rumored to have been carrying Obama’s love-child, but was kidnapped before she could go public with this information.

    This would be awesome to make it viral but so absolutely ridiculous.

  381. pedestrian said,

    July 27, 2008 at 16:25

    According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is:

    The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent

    Of course, the early church wouldn’t know what a Muslim was for about 600 years. Have any of these asshats read the Bible? All it says about the Antichrist is that he will be anticipated by a prophet, who will have a fatal headwound that the not-messiah will cure. That and the 666 mark. It seems to me you would be more likely to find him in the ER, but I’m not the one expecting him so I guess it isn’t my place.

  382. g said,

    July 27, 2008 at 17:00

    Ah, pedestrian, but that just makes it MORE persuasive! The prophecy even predicted that Islam would be invented!

  383. oh_desy said,

    July 27, 2008 at 18:52

    Wow . . . . they really hit all the racist talking points. Ribs, catfish, sexually assaulting (many!) white ladies, crazy muslim blood libel.

  384. Didn't Used to Be a Troll said,

    July 27, 2008 at 19:49

    So, I did it. I passed around version of this list with my own addition, inspired by one of the comments in this thread. And it’s just subtle enough that, if any of the people whose emails I gleaned from the wingnut blogs Sadly No frequently links to are the type to pass around this sort of email in the first place, it has a chance of going viral before anyone notices. Watch for the joke.

    Also, I strongly urge anyone who is confronted with the “Obama is the Antichrist” argument to remind the offender that , according to Revelations, Jesus will not return until the Antichrist has taken power. Remember, these are the sort of people who rabidly “support” Israel because they want to see God destroy it.

  385. JSG said,

    July 28, 2008 at 1:40

    Amazing. Just when you think white trash America can’t get any dumber… you see another conservatard New Republic-esque screed like this one.

    And who knew that every muslim was obligated to kills someone? Pretty amazing how they can have so many members, and yet you never hear about the millions upon millions of “victims” from this initiation ritual.

    When you stand for nothing, you fall for anything: the best description of Conservatives I have ever heard.

  386. Arky - Sexual Orient Express said,

    July 28, 2008 at 2:56

    All it says about the Antichrist is that he will be anticipated by a prophet, who will have a fatal headwound that the not-messiah will cure.

    So you’re saying that if I went around whacking TalEvangicals on the head with a sledgehammer I might hasten the return of Jesus?

    Not that I would ever actually do such a thing. Who wants Zombiegelicals lurching around the place?

  387. Daily Links | Akkam's Razor said,

    July 28, 2008 at 4:31

    [...] Sadly, No! » Throughline You’ve heard of the Clinton Body Count, and now it’s time for… (tags: politics obama) [...]

  388. Bambi’s mother found shot dead in forest after threatening to go public about her affair with Obama at Hoyden About Town said,

    July 28, 2008 at 11:22

    [...] mind that he wasn’t even born, add her to the many victims on the Obama Death List, which miraculously includes the name of a man who was also apparently part of the Clinton Body [...]

  389. Realist said,

    July 28, 2008 at 19:48

    Unless there are two Gandy Baughs, both of whom are attorneys with shady clients, and who both jumped to their deaths to make it onto Democratic death lists, I think you can cross this one off.

    Funny you should bring that up, because that’s exactly the excuse this wingnut offers to explain the duplicate entries. (scroll down to comments)

    Fuckers have absolutely no shame.

  390. thedarkbackward said,

    July 28, 2008 at 22:03

    THROCKMORTON Q. MCGILLICUDDY – Inventor of the Garden Weasel. Overheard “Barry” HUSSEIN Obama buying Tampax with food stamps. Found dead from anvil poisoning.

    SUPERMAN – Last son of Krypton. Found REAL birth certificate proving that Barack HUSSEIN Obama was actually born as the bastard offspring of a jackal and placed with a human family. Beaten to death by giant rock guy. Later seen as six different guys, all gay (including one negro). Eventually came back to life with a mullet. Died of a heroin overdose.

    EDDIE MURPHY’S CAREER – Murphy refused to convert to Islam. Beheaded in an alley – also, DADDY DAY CARE.

  391. RobW said,

    July 29, 2008 at 2:11

    That nobody on this list can be found to exist outside of this list proves NOTHING!

    They haven’t just been murdered, they’ve all been disappeared! Made to have never existed!! Erased!!!!!11!!

  392. Mike said,

    July 29, 2008 at 6:52

    You’re right, Darsano’s is the best. Who would have ever guessed that Obama = Ithamore?

    As for myself, I heard that Sen. Obama walks abroad a’nights and kills sick people groaning under walls.

  393. Major Woody said,

    July 29, 2008 at 8:43

    Hey, if he could get all these enemies of his killed, think of how much he could get accomplished as President!

  394. Jackie said,

    July 29, 2008 at 18:53

    “Because “date rape” was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges.”

    Yes, because today “date rape” is take sooooooo seriously.

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    some people jump out of tall buildings because they think they can fly

  399. Winston said,

    August 4, 2008 at 20:35

    I love how the so-called ‘Death List’ author intentionally spelled Obama’s middle name in all-caps, to highlight something that is completely irrelevant. What a great way to start a BS list like this; it just shows the moral corruption and mental deficiency of the author.

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  401. 8 said,

    August 4, 2008 at 23:51

    Just because Gandy Baugh died at home does not preclude him from also dying after falling out of high rise building. What the libruls won’t tell you is that his house was right next door to the Hancock Building and he fell through the roof and splat, on his living room rug.

    In another twist, Obama both sold Baugh the house, and had the lease on the eightieth floor…..

  402. Tom Woolf said,

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    Some brain-dead neo-con-wanna-be coworker of my brother’s sent me the Clinton list via email a couple of years ago. I turned around and gave him a TRUE death list of 17 young people (mid-teen to 23) from a very small town in Western NY who died “suspicious” deaths in a short time period.

    I then warned the moron to be careful at all times… Because if someone sincerely believed that Clinton, who as Governor and President would have had tens of thousands of connections, was dangerous when 30 folks he had “connections” to over a 20 year period died… then imagine the danger of a small-town guy with literally HUNDREDS of connections who had 17 peers die!

    My gosh, my brother must have been A MONSTER!!! Actually, SO AM I !!! I KNEW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! (For all practical purposes, I am an even bigger monster, since that brother died last year…. I’m connected to the original 17, plus him.)

    For some strange reason, that scheiss for brains my brother worked with never got back to me on that one.

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