Comments on: Kerry, how did we ever forget about you?

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 14 Oct 2004 16:46:17 +0000

How do you think President Kerry will feel about this asswipe using his name?

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Wed, 13 Oct 2004 02:15:23 +0000

This roaches nest of terrorist has grown to astronomical proportions.

We must eradicate the Giant Space Roaches! Or the Giant Space Roach. I can’t really tell.

By: virginia

virginia — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 22:27:19 +0000

This roaches nest of terrorist has grown to astronomical proportions. If we don’t annihilate these WMD’s where they breed hatred they will be flying more airplanes into our buildings.

Why does Kerry hate her Leader? He JUST TOLD US they had rounded up 75% of Al Qaeda — we’re winning. (Note that this statistic went up FIVE PERCENT in a single day last week — DAYUM, they’re GOOD!)

I feel much safer with Kerry keeping an eye on these things.

By: amblongus

amblongus — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 21:46:40 +0000

Marsala puts herself about -- her finely wrought columns appear at half a dozen websites that somehow show up on Google News. Canada Free Press is the latest I've found, which seems to be The Rant with uglier formatting, a couple of token Canadians and Jim Bradford, a contender for the world's worst cartoonist. Thought I might find some new wingnuts there for my own knockabout purposes, but they seem to be the same old bunch that turn up everywhere. Could it be that there's really only a finite number of wingnuts, that there aren't bottomless resources of gibbering ninnies waiting out there to be discovered and cultivated like there once seemed to be?

By: s.z.

s.z. — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 15:30:01 +0000

Seb, I hope the job you’re interviewing for is making fun of Kerry Marsala, because you rock at it! (I’m sure you have many other fine qualities which any employer would love to utilize, but I would hope that mocking Kerry is included somewhere on the list of duties at the mysterious location.)

That said, I will indeed steal Kerry if you aren’t more careful with her. Now, to go see if Amber is still alive.

By: George Johnston

George Johnston — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 12:37:26 +0000

I wish Kerry Marsala was mad enough at John Kerry to change her first name. It would make it easier to parse sentences like “Or is Kerry calling President Bush, Sweet Condi and Uncle Dick terrorists?”

By: Clif Burns

Clif Burns — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 11:08:30 +0000

New coifed [sic] haircut: $150.
Edwards’ net worth: More than the Donald’s.
“This roaches [sic] nest of terrorist [sic]“: priceless.

The “roaches nest of terrorist” sounds like a dish served at the Thai restaurant around the corner from me: “Bird Nets on Fried” (“Bird’s Nest on Fire”)

Good to see you back taunting the wingnuts, Seb.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 07:29:12 +0000

Does Kerry think that “terrorist” is like “fish,” in that the same form works for both singular and plural uses?

By: Pastor Maker

Pastor Maker — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 06:22:14 +0000

Let me get this straight…

Kerry Marsala actually gets these painful examples of english abuse past editors?
Fuck me until I’m blue!

By: Sunnie

Sunnie — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 03:34:05 +0000

“This roaches nest of terrorist has grown to astronomical proportions. If we don’t annihilate these WMD’s where they breed hatred they will be flying more airplanes into our buildings.”

Since your comments are now working, I can tell you that this means Kerry has finally had that aneurysm and finished this post in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

By the by, Kerry–if there are more terrorists now than 9/11, what does that mean about GW’s plan to rid the world of them?

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 02:40:02 +0000

Kerry has definitely succeeded this time in annoying libruls with her fucked up grammar.