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Fixing The Internet
PS: Pam disabled video embedding again, outsmarting us!
It would perhaps be imprudent blithely to deploy the Super Secret Emergency Atlas-Shrugs Video Yoinking Trick, if such a method existed (which we neither confirm nor deny), because who knows when you’ll need it most, sort of thing. So here’s a link.
Mark S. said,
August 24, 2006 at 8:45
Enough Pam! Doesn’t Swank have a mandatory title defense coming up?
Pinko Punko said,
August 24, 2006 at 8:47
I would have gone with fart bubbles or Insty popping a reagan boner, but this, this is better.
greyNOTgray said,
August 24, 2006 at 8:59
Pam’s not smart enough to outsmart you. Her webmaster, on the other hand…, maybe.
mt said,
August 24, 2006 at 9:19
What a disturbing picture. I had no idea Pam had an identical twin.
Thers said,
August 24, 2006 at 9:28
What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, a wingnut machine…
Martin Wisse said,
August 24, 2006 at 10:08
Don’t DO that, letting innocent people click on a link to a sPamela video
Patkin said,
August 24, 2006 at 10:29
I like this picture better.
JK47 said,
August 24, 2006 at 11:05
Enough Pam! Doesn’t Swank have a mandatory title defense coming up?
Swank got stripped of his WWC (World Wingnut Council) title for failing to defend against #1 contender Coach Dave, but he’s going for the vacant IWF (International Wingnut Federation) title against the OX-HO guy on Pay-Per-View on September 23.
Some Guy said,
August 24, 2006 at 11:05
Stupid liberal sharks…
jeff-perado said,
August 24, 2006 at 11:15
You know what I’d pay to see? Tag team death match; The Swankster and Virgin Ben (the original) Vs. Pam “I’m afraid to think for fear my head will explode” and Ann “Secret: Strong enough for a man (who wants to be a woman), but made for a woman (who used to be a man)” Coulter.
Referee: Dr. Mike “Vagina! Vagina!” Adams Ph.D.
Of course, in the audience: MJ’ and J(u)MPP! both muttering to themselves, “I don’t know why they get to be in the ring, I’m WAAAYYY!!!1!!1!! hotter…”
D. Sidhe said,
August 24, 2006 at 11:23
Um, jeff-perado, it’d be legal to go after Dr Mike, too, right? I mean, I have a suspicion we don’t want him hanging around afterwards, feeling useful.
Barbara said,
August 24, 2006 at 13:25
Somebody needs to warn the shark!
iftthethunderdontgetya said,
August 24, 2006 at 14:18
Look out, Sharkey!
That shrieking harpy has weaponized cleavage!
Oaktown Girl said,
August 24, 2006 at 14:49
God, I love that photo!
Thers-
What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, a wingnut machine…
Ha! Outstanding!
DUDACKATTACK!!! said,
August 24, 2006 at 15:05
C’mon, where’s the 2nd version with the Baby Ruth bar?
Jay C. said,
August 24, 2006 at 15:12
(knock)(knock)
Candygram.
-You’re that wingnut-eating shark, aren’t you?
digamma said,
August 24, 2006 at 15:59
Sweet Jesus. That video has to be seen to be believed. When she’s talking about Bush is giving money to “the Palis, not Israel, the Palis” she’s moving her finger like the imaginary friend in The Shining.
jpj said,
August 24, 2006 at 16:00
All it does is swim, and eat, and make non sequitors. And that is ALL IT DOES!
fillerbunny said,
August 24, 2006 at 16:06
yayshark!!!
Swoof said,
August 24, 2006 at 16:07
Isn’t that the robot shark from Tin Fins?
J— said,
August 24, 2006 at 16:18
Bruce, wingnuts are friends, not food!
Karatist Preacher said,
August 24, 2006 at 16:29
Coke, booze and breasts.
Yeah!
Jay C. said,
August 24, 2006 at 16:40
We also would have accepted a Sam-Jackson-gets-inexplicably-chomped photoshop from Deep Blue Sea. Motherfuking robot sharks…
In Vino Veritas said,
August 24, 2006 at 16:54
I guess she realizes no one gives a shit about her opinions, and the wingnuts who go to her site just want to to look at a woman with big tits and no facial hair.
This chick’s a few weeks away from taking it up the ass in her next vlog while staring into camera and saying, “The U.N. must be duhstroyed, before they duhstroy the West.”
Gus said,
August 24, 2006 at 17:02
Best use of Photoshop evar!
renato said,
August 24, 2006 at 17:13
I refuse to believe that a shark would eat Pam. It would spit her out after a bite.
In Vino Veritas said,
August 24, 2006 at 17:14
By the way, I hope this inspires some liberal bloggers. Lingerie blogging from Majikthise, wet t-shirt vlogging from Hamsher, Amanda in a school girl uniform, Arianna…okay took it too far.
Our chicks are hotter than their chicks! And are coherent too! Blogging with clothes on means the terrorists win. THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!
Republic of Palau said,
August 24, 2006 at 17:24
Some of us chicks are red-headed librarians, which beats all. for hotness.
IRed-headed librarian types like me also wanna see Pammy-baby jump that shark, preferably on a shriek-powered jetski. Wheeeeeeee!
blowback said,
August 24, 2006 at 17:40
Don’t you just love Pajamas Media!
From the very beginning, Pajamas Media covered the Mideast War 24/7 from
officesbasements in Los Angeles, Sydney, Barcelona, Tel Aviv and Seattle.Since when have Los Angeles, Sydney, Barcelona and Seattle been in the Middle East. Or is this one of those “We are all Middle Easterns now” moments.
dr. bloor said,
August 24, 2006 at 17:53
Does that shark really think that eating her will provoke a reaction from her?
renato said,
August 24, 2006 at 18:07
From the very beginning, Pajamas Media covered the Mideast War 24/7 from offices basements in Los Angeles, Sydney, Barcelona, Tel Aviv and Seattle.
heh indeed.
I once worked for a video production company which tried to make itself seem far more important than it was by claiming that we had offices in Dallas, Chicago, Miami, and Los Angeles when in fact we had simply worked with freelance cameramen in those cities.
So PJ Media hasn’t blown through their venture capital yet???
Emily Litella said,
August 24, 2006 at 18:17
Hey, if John Bolton gets to eat her, I say the shark should get a turn as well.
tg said,
August 24, 2006 at 18:36
Hey, if John Bolton gets to eat her, I say the shark should get a turn as well.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meq3oNR4Ie0
jpj said,
August 24, 2006 at 18:37
That is a really big mouth in that picture.
Noone said,
August 24, 2006 at 18:47
Yup, Pamslice has a big yapper…I wonder if she could do better than Little Oral Annie?
K. Ron Silkwood said,
August 24, 2006 at 18:52
What’s this fascination with poisoning sharks?
Lesley said,
August 24, 2006 at 19:12
You’re sooo wrong. No self-respecting great white would eat that for lunch. Or maybe it’s just yelling at her to shut the fuck up for five seconds.
Pachacutec said,
August 24, 2006 at 19:16
ROTFLMAO!
Oaktown Girl said,
August 24, 2006 at 19:36
Dr bloor said:
Does that shark really think that eating her will provoke a reaction from her?
Does that shark really think that eating her will shut her up?
ortho_bob said,
August 24, 2006 at 19:48
Wet wingnuts, collect the set!
Demogenes Aristophanes said,
August 24, 2006 at 19:54
The shark, fed up with being the subject of a running pop culture cliche, was happy to discover the only animal lower in the ecosystem … and proceeded to jump the Pam.
TC said,
August 24, 2006 at 20:10
That picture must have been taken just before Pam turned around, unhinged her jaw, and ate the shark
I refuse to believ a mere shark would be able to even damage the spawn of Cthulhu.
Someone step in here with some Lovecraftblogging now.
Uncle Mike said,
August 24, 2006 at 20:43
Aaauuuugh!! Look at that hideous creature with the huge ugly mouth!
And there’s a shark, too!!
sammy said,
August 24, 2006 at 21:05
Some of us chicks are red-headed librarians, which beats all. for hotness.
I misread that as “Some of us chicks are red-headed libertarians…” at first. And I thought, “Sure, they’re hot, but they’re also bugfuck crazy, and at the end of the day you don’t want that…”
Then I read it again. Nevermind. That does indeed beat all for hotness.
word warrior said,
August 24, 2006 at 21:43
As some of you less dim-witted dingbats might have noticed, I come here to vent about the count or do research on him and the whole glenn gouldwald/patterico/athe of thpades/niggerfive thang.
I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.
I think that Lars Larsen, a right wing radio guy with a national show was stalked by someone for real. You know, the show up on doorstep type of stalking. real scary fucking shit, not like the way I thcared jeff.
So I am curious about any information about other blog-initated scuffles that erupted into real life.
I would be very interested in learning more about other scuffles and skirmishes and also about the sicko mofos who go around trying to shut down web sites they don’t like. They are the ultimate sissified word warriors, if you think about it. Who are those bad bad boyth who commit denial of thervice attax?
lemme know at: dfrisch@pobox.com
Thanks,
WW
Marita said,
August 24, 2006 at 21:52
Oh, geez. And this thread was going so well. I don’t suppose the shark is still hungry?
ortho_bob said,
August 24, 2006 at 21:54
Quick, bring on the video of Pastor Swank in a whippedcream bikini…
Matt T. said,
August 24, 2006 at 21:55
Good God, woman. Do you not realize how badly you continue to embarass yourself the more you mention this complete and total nothing you got into with Goldstein? Do you not have friends that tell you, “Say, Deb…you might wanna ratchet down the loonieness, people are starting to talk.”
Jesus…talk about jumping the Pam.
greyNOTgray said,
August 24, 2006 at 22:14
Someone step in here with some Lovecraftblogging now.
Sorry, I got nothing as far as Cthulu. He was on and episode of “The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy“, a Fred Ward flick (Cast a Deadly Spell, 1991), then a Dennis Hopper remake of the Fred Ward flick (Witch Hunt, 1999). And a couple of scenes in Hellboy referencing the Elder Gods.
And, let’s be honest, if you were Cthulu wouldn’t you just take one look and Pam Oshry and retreat back into a hellish netherverse for another 8000 years?
pablo said,
August 24, 2006 at 22:16
My favorite comment on this from the youtube site was: “Hit the mute and it ain’t half bad.”
NobodySpecial said,
August 24, 2006 at 22:22
I refuse to blog about Cthulhu.
Now, Hello Cthulhu….different subject.
Kathleen said,
August 24, 2006 at 23:05
jumping the Pam.
love. it.
Kathleen said,
August 24, 2006 at 23:06
Gavin, this is by far your best work yet.
D. Sidhe said,
August 24, 2006 at 23:15
I love this thread. Tinfins, Land Sharks, Bruce, Lovecraft…
If you people were a woman, I wouldn’t be able to marry you. But I’d want to.
No MSG said,
August 24, 2006 at 23:59
I can already see the title of Pam’s next entry: Jaws hates Jews.
ifthethunderdontgetya said,
August 25, 2006 at 0:03
Grandma, what big teeth you have!
mikey said,
August 25, 2006 at 0:19
I would be very interested in learning more about other scuffles and skirmishes
Well, Billy took my bicycle once, so I threw some rocks at him. But I missed an hit his mom. So I started running home and accidently knocked over Mrs. Laneer’s bird bath. Man, was I ever in trouble. I was grounded for a week with no TV for a month…
mikey
Kathleen said,
August 25, 2006 at 0:43
I would be very interested in learning more about other scuffles and skirmishes
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog..*sob*..When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
mikey said,
August 25, 2006 at 0:58
Kathleen. Gimme your recipe for fake puke! Talk about your WMD!! Someday they’re gonna let me bring a water bottle on a plane again!! I have had enough of this motherfuckin puke on this motherfuckin plane!!
mikey
TRex said,
August 25, 2006 at 1:02
Good lord, word warrior, was jail time not enough to dissuade you? It really is time for you to let this go. You’re peeing in the blog-pool.
Let.
It.
Go.
All of Liberal Blogistan will thank you.
P.S. The affected lisp thing is not just obnoxious, but deeply unfunny. Seriously, hon, you’re making the rest of us look bad. Leave this stuff to the professionals.
Bas-O-Matic said,
August 25, 2006 at 1:02
I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.
Deb, hasn’t your lawyer told you to pipe down on the whole Goldstein thing? I mean. you are being indicted for violating the restraining order he got, right. Please tell me you aren’t going before the judge without one.
Judge: How do you plead Ms Frisch?
Deb: Phuque U, hombre.
geoduck2 said,
August 25, 2006 at 1:33
If you people were a woman, I wouldn’t be able to marry you. But I’d want to.
you also? I’ve had a mad crush on the Sadly No guys ever since the post about the bunnies cheering “Pwesident Bwush” for vetoing stem-cell research funding. “Oh no bun buns…”
I made it about half way through Pam’s video, then I had to stop.
mdhatter said,
August 25, 2006 at 1:40
I always though Pam jumped sharks quite regularly
Kathleen said,
August 25, 2006 at 1:41
Judge: How do you plead Ms Frisch?
Deb: Phuque U, hombre.
oh man, Bas. I just scared my co-worker I laughed so hard.
mdhatter said,
August 25, 2006 at 1:46
even the ultimate warrior knew when to hang it up.
Sir Oolius said,
August 25, 2006 at 2:01
the latest Pamelot vlog
LA Confidential Pantload said,
August 25, 2006 at 3:32
Pam & Deb: Separated at Birth?
Jeff P. said,
August 25, 2006 at 3:51
I refuse to believe that a shark would eat Pam. It would spit her out after a bite.
…but only if the shark didn’t break its teeth trying to bite her first…
Marq said,
August 25, 2006 at 6:23
“Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.”
Or not.
D. Sidhe said,
August 25, 2006 at 7:57
I could pretty easily develop a crush on someone using the name “geoduck”, too.
Republic of Palau said,
August 25, 2006 at 18:10
I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.
I read that as ’souffle’. My bad.
Though it would’vbe been more amusing to watch.
chairman me said,
August 25, 2006 at 18:37
Pam’s kinda like Fran Drescher. I can’t help wanting to plow that despite the nasally accent. And you leftists, don’t deny just because she’s a rightie. Heated political debates make great foreplay.
markg said,
August 25, 2006 at 18:39
Can sharks digest silicone?
Hopped-up on Pain Killers said,
August 25, 2006 at 22:42
As bouyant as those titties may be, vlogging ain’t gonna do Pam no damn good.
Her voice is grating.
She’s the chick you see in a bar that, from a distance, witches your divining rod, but upon opening her mouth, gives you a premature hangover. She’s gonna have to bend over bare-assed and spread ‘em, if she wants people to listen to that yapper.
Marq said,
August 26, 2006 at 12:05
Maybe some would listen. I would flee, or, if trapped, hurl. *Urp*.
cccmask said,
August 27, 2006 at 21:24
The only thing I see in that pic is a great white showing some professional courtesy to an insignificant other.
Marq said,
August 28, 2006 at 5:11
The strangest garbage washes up on teh b34ch sometimes. Oh, eewww, lookit that! And what is that smell?!?