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More kittens going to hell in handbaskets
It has come to our attention that the Editors recently posted a series of sickeningly cute pictures of kittens snuggling inside baskets.
Yes, Kitty Minion, we think he stinks too. That’s why we’ve decided to post some not-so-adorable kitten pictures of our own:
Consider this the opening battle of Kitten Kombat 2006.
TC said,
June 12, 2006 at 20:18
Ahhh! Kitties!!!
I think.
That’s what we come here for. Send ‘em after Ruppert.
jade said,
June 12, 2006 at 20:26
I think that last one is Ruppert.
punkinsmom said,
June 12, 2006 at 20:30
It is creepy how much the black ones ‘below the fold’ look like my recently deceased kitty.
It makes me almost believe in kitty hell.
Jiggavegas said,
June 12, 2006 at 21:07
why does the one at the top have like seven feet?
mikey said,
June 12, 2006 at 21:22
why does the one at the top have like seven feet?
It’s name is Dirk Meowitski?
mikey
Ben said,
June 12, 2006 at 21:22
To arms, ladies and gentlemen of the Sadly, No! Community!
Cry havoc, and let slip the cats of war!
celticgirl said,
June 12, 2006 at 21:39
Whoa – and what an impressive first salvo it is!
Take that Teh Editorz!!!11one!!
Ben said,
June 12, 2006 at 21:47
It’s name is Dirk Meowitski?
Why do you hate Germans and those of German descent? I, for one, will not tolerate this gratuitous anti-Prussian bias! Also you mistakenly used “it’s” instead of “its.”
Strange Forces said,
June 12, 2006 at 21:56
I watched a cat squat along the edge of a toilet. That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare.
The horror.
fish said,
June 12, 2006 at 22:21
I, for one, will not tolerate this gratuitous anti-Prussian bias!
You misspelled Pussian.
Gentlewoman said,
June 12, 2006 at 22:36
Damn, but those are some skeevy-looking cats.
TC said,
June 12, 2006 at 22:53
why does the one at the top have like seven feet?
It is the Gatekeeper at the Portal of Chthulhu.
blowback said,
June 12, 2006 at 23:01
Totally OT but still GLORIOUS news.
USA (pop. 298,444,215) 0 – Czech Republic (pop. 10,235,455) 3
tigrismus said,
June 12, 2006 at 23:13
Yep, we got bounced by the Czechs.
Does that first cat have his eyes closed? He looks like he’s enjoying dropping the little brown kittens off at the pool a little too much.
The Crapture said,
June 12, 2006 at 23:17
tigrismus, that just provoked the sort of spit-take that has my neighbor over the cubicle wall complaining about the rain of cheeseburger fragments that have just landed on his head
tigrismus said,
June 12, 2006 at 23:29
Oops, sorry Crapture’s cube-neighbor! Let the cheeseburger bits dry and they brush right off.
Ben said,
June 13, 2006 at 0:01
You misspelled Pussian.
Ba-dum-bum! Thank you, thank you! Fish and I will be here all week. Tip jar’s to your left – keep your waiters and waitresses in mind; they’re workin’ hard out there for ya.
Also: try the veal.
Also also: the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show.
TC said,
June 13, 2006 at 1:49
Now you guys have done it.
Another party has deployed the dreaded Godwin’s Kittens:
http://leenks.com/link42826.htm
GuinnessGuy said,
June 13, 2006 at 2:16
A smashing addition perfectally in line with the S,N! tradition of death-kitties. These new recruits shall be an excellent addition to our massive army of furball-producing doom!
Sean Peters said,
June 13, 2006 at 3:59
That’s right – in Soviet World Cup, Czechs cancel YOU!
Sean
Ron Mexico said,
June 13, 2006 at 5:08
My, lovely hellbeasts you got there.
Marq said,
June 13, 2006 at 8:35
And it’s tough going in those patented “Gavin Shortz®”!
celticgirl said,
June 13, 2006 at 10:12
RED ALERT KITTIES – TARGET ACQUIRED!!!!!!!111!
http://tinyurl.com/hjxsu
Major Woody said,
June 13, 2006 at 11:24
Gory Ruppert said,
June 31, 2525 at 007
It is a fact that the creature at the bottom is indeed not a true cat, but a cat larva.
Oaktown Girl said,
June 13, 2006 at 12:06
Here’s some soothing saline solution before anyone tries to gouge out their eyeballs!
http://kitten-picture.blogspot.com/
KnaveRupe said,
June 13, 2006 at 13:09
Dude!
Where’d you get the Chupacabras?
ifthethunderdontgetya said,
June 13, 2006 at 16:40
http://www.geocities.com/ifthethunderdontgetya/republicans_are_cat_stranglers_too.html
So there!
Martin Wisse said,
June 14, 2006 at 6:57
Angel kittens!
Top that.