Newsflash: The administration has announced the resignation of CIA director Porter Gannon. Uh, Gay — Porter Gay. …I mean “Goss.”
Update: This is quite possibly unfair. Just because rumors have long swirled about Austin gay bar habituÃ© Scott McClellan, and also the dapper Andrew Card, both recently resigned from White House employ, and just because Randy “Duke” Cunningham has admitted to homosexual liaisons, and despite the fact that former White House sleepover guest Jeff Gannon has suddenly begun appearing in public and in fact only this week admitted to his homosexuality, it does not necessarily mean that the hookers in question were male.
…Nor does the fact that Ken Mehlman is in a bit of hot soup at the moment, nor the fact that Condi Rice is a lesbian.
It is irresponsible to speculate too boldly in this regard. On the plus side, however, there are supposed to be photographs.