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I Hope Annie Won’t Get Jealous…
Don’t tell Annie Angel, but she’s got some competition in the faux-kooky-Christian-blogger-chick buisness. Via TBogg, meet Sister Nancy:
The Left continues to tout the existence of the elusive female orgasm, despite all biological evidence to the contrary. As I have often said, if The Lord intended for us to have such things, He would have given us penises. But regardless of what the facts and common sense say, liberals continue to pursue their great white whale — and I don’t mean Michael Moore (Ha! That joke never gets old!). I’ve often wondered what motivates them to pursue this specious black-is-white reasoning. For the longest time, I assumed that it was merely another entitlement program created to pander to one of their key constituencies. Today I have my answer: Pure, unalloyed hatred of America. Evidently ladyquakes are the carrots moonbats are using to lead the women of Our Christian Nation over a moral cliff.
Annie, I think it’s time to pay Nancy a visit and show her what real orgasm-hating Christian theocrat gals are made of! Go, I say, with all due haste! Fight, fight, fight, fight!
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:10
I have no interest in engaging that whore in conversation.
The part of her whatever it is that you quote is disgusting. Fighting with her would be like fighting a drunk crackwhore. Too easy and too sleazy.
She’s a Christ pisser. Probably a friend of patriotboy.
I know! You can start picking on her instead of me, please!
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:10
Also, send money.
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:36
Also, send money.
Did you give any thought to being a webcam girl?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:52
Elendil, out of the Great Interwebs to Sadly,No! I am come. In this place will I abide, and I’ll NEVER LEAVE, unto the ending of the world or until Gavin bans me.
g said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:57
“Fighting with her would be like fighting a drunk crackwhore.”
Honey, Sister Nancy and Betty Bowers would tag-team your ass to kingdom come.
You’re outa your league.
Matt T. said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:06
“Christ pisser”?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:07
*rolls eyes*
You seem to think I should care what people like that and Jesus General do with their time. I don’t.
I had the General in chaos. I also told him to fuck off the other day on this site and HE DID.
Now, maybe you like to go around like some kind of hyena scavenging the carcasses of the lowest forms of internet content…but I have no interest in being some kind of sideshow for you morons.
You go use your superior wit agaisnt a lowlife sinner who pisses on God and who uses the words “orgasm” and “penis” to get noticed because she’s not funny. Like the General uses the word “homosexuality.”
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:17
..out of the Great Interwebs to Sadly,No! I am come. In this place will I abide, and I’ll NEVER LEAVE, unto the ending of the world
Wow, that’s some truly apocalyptic imagery. You could be the “Whore of BablyOn!”, riding Brad R. over the many waters while getting drunk on the blood of dead irony from a golden chalice. And on Thursdays, you could get half nekid!
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:18
Yawn. Too long. You didn’t grab me with the opening sentence and I skipped over the rest. Short and peppy, annie. *tosses annie a Snausage ™*
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:23
Mal. Sucks.
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:26
lowlife sinner who pisses on God and who uses the words “orgasm” and “penis” to get noticed because she’s not funny. Like the General uses the word “homosexuality.”
But not like annieangel, who uses Christpisser.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:29
I don’t use anything for attention. You all give me all the attention I can handle.
Jillian said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:30
but I have no interest in being some kind of sideshow for you morons.
But you already are….
Ah, never mind. It’s hardly worth it when she makes it that easy.
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:32
She is a loathsome, offensive brute… yet I can’t look away.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:36
Don’t talk about Jilian like that!
cranky said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:39
I was hoping to avoid annieangel tonight. But no…out went the cry:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Have fun, folks. G’night.
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:43
Mal. Sucks.
That’s not acceptable. *taps annie on the nose with two fingers*
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:44
She was so hoping to avoid me that she went out of her way to post on MY thread.
It’s got MY NAME in the title.
That’s 3 now. Brad’s obsessed.
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:46
Nancy’s blog is gold. From here:
As one of the greatest theological works of our present era says, “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
cranky said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:49
She was so hoping to avoid me that she went out of her way to post on MY thread.
Truly, annie, the whole world revolves around you. You can suggle up and sleep soundly tonight.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:51
I thought you were gone, cranky? Just HAD to see if I posted to you didn’t you?
It’s ok, I understand. :)
Death to Annie said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:56
Gav, do the world a favor and ban this clearly angry little tranny that calls herself Annie.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:04
Gavin loves me.
I’m not getting banned.
Live with it.
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:06
angry little tranny that calls herself Annie
Hey, that rhymes!
This Nancy is even better: Jesus & I had our first fight this past Sunday…
Kathleen said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:07
I have a feeling Annie is banned over on Nancy’s site, and thus the strong denials and attempts to change the suject. *sigh* no crazy faux-Christian ladyfriend fight for you Brad.
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:13
Hah! I gotta share this one before I go. From here:
Moonbats are having an obvious field-day with President Bush’s doorknob malfunction in Mongolia, but that’s just a red herring to detract from the importance of this mission. Our President’s willingness to travel to a country populated entirely by retards or whatever they like being called today is truly Compassionate Conservatism in action.
Genius.
missannieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:19
I’ve never heard of her, never been on her site.
Why do you think I’d be banned from there? Or want to post there? Most likely I’d be banned after a few posts. It’s not rocket science!
Kathleen said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:21
merely another entitlement program
I’d like to sign up for this entitle program by the way.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:23
Haloscan has demons again.
I think Brad should devote all of his time to making posts about this Nancy person and leave me alone.
I’m actually not writing my “good christian” series anymore or taking HNT’s because of the treatment I’ve received here. She wants your negative attention, give it to her!!
wilhelm said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:29
Crackwhores don’t get drunk, they get high, or possibly krunk.
wilhelm said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:30
Oh yeah, what is a “Christ pisser?” Is that some fetish thing like a “Hot Carl” or a “Golden Shower?”
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:32
You know this…how?
wilhelm said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:34
I know people who know people. That’s all.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:36
A Christ pisser is a person who mocks our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. They piss on God with everything they do. They think they are so clevor and so funny.
Why don’t they mock Allah? Or Buddha or Morrighan? She’s a fatty, tons of material there! Get it? Mocking pagans like the fluffy who posts here is just so CRUEL! So MEAN!!
Hypocrites. Go help PisterNancy masturbate or something. Freaks.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:37
Is it yo mama, billy? Do tell all. You’re among friends.
Hysterical Woman said,
April 27, 2006 at 7:05
I kill Buddha whenever I meet him. Is that good enough?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 7:15
No, that’s what you’re supposed to do. If you give him a bath and put some clothes on him he gets pissed.
Kathleen said,
April 27, 2006 at 7:20
is it just me or is someone a little obsessed with urination?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 7:23
It’s you.
Kathleen said,
April 27, 2006 at 7:24
funny, because it really seems like it is you.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 7:26
You’re the one who brought it up.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 8:27
I’m going to bed. Goodnight, darlinks, especially Brad. I hope you’re working on an MBA. Rich men are so sexy.
Kathleen said,
April 27, 2006 at 8:27
Sadly. No.
Sadly, No! said,
April 27, 2006 at 9:10
If you pray really hard you just might!
merlallen said,
April 27, 2006 at 10:01
does annie have anything to do except hijack every thread on S,N? Guess not.
Random Guy said,
April 27, 2006 at 10:23
I don’t like annie anymore now that I know she’s not real.
It’s kind of like: you’re watching this great play in a school gymnasium, and really getting sucked into the story, and having no problem suspending disbelief. Then every prop, every piece of scenery, every curtain, all drop to the ground at once.
Sure, you keep watching, but now that the thesbians are reciting their lines while standing under a basketball hoop or next to a rock-climbing wall, you just can’t get into the story anymore.
shaker said,
April 27, 2006 at 11:56
They piss on God with everything they do.
Jesus wouldn’t get pissed on if he moves away from my dick when I take a piss.
Raijin said,
April 27, 2006 at 12:53
Sure, you keep watching, but now that the thesbians are reciting their lines
Best. Misspelling. Ever!
Raijin said,
April 27, 2006 at 12:54
They think they are so clevor and so funny.
Annie. . . you misspelled ZOMG CLEV0R!!!
Ginger Yellow said,
April 27, 2006 at 14:15
You never know, annieangel, maybe God likes being pissed on. Many people do, I understand.
Yosef said,
April 27, 2006 at 15:50
How many different people did she post as on this thread? I counted four, with a possibility of a 5th.
Realist said,
April 27, 2006 at 15:53
I have no interest in being some kind of sideshow for you morons
Right. That’s why you spent eight or ten hours a day posting here.
GoatBoy said,
April 27, 2006 at 16:02
That’s one cranky sock puppet.
Now, maybe you like to go around like some kind of hyena scavenging the carcasses of the lowest forms of internet content
We do. And here you are. Allah provides!
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 17:02
You all just can’t stop talking about me!
Yosef said,
April 27, 2006 at 17:40
When is Allen’s next article due out?
MCH said,
April 27, 2006 at 17:53
You all just can’t stop talking about me!
Perhaps, but only in the sense that there is often a single dominant subject of dicussion swirling about when one is in the same room as a train wreck. It’s natural.
In this case, the wreck keeps crying, “Look at me! I’m NOT a train wreck!”– often crashing AGAIN just to underscore the point– all of which has the unfortunate effect of keeping attention focused on the wreck even after bystanders would normally have become bored.
After some time, local officials usually cart the wreck away, and it’s eventually forgotten. Which reminds me–anyone have the number for the Department of Public Works?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 18:03
How did I scream “look at me?”
Brad screamed at me, HEY ANNIE LOOK!! IT’S ME BRAD!! I’M WORKING ON MY MBA! MARRY ME ANNIE!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!
g said,
April 27, 2006 at 18:25
Isn’t the little puppy cute? Look, she’s chasing her tail again!
Here, squeeze the squeaky-toy and watch her ears perk up!
Kathleen said,
April 27, 2006 at 18:50
Is anyone else reminded of Kevin Nealan’s Subliminal Man?
I AM NOT A SIDESHOW (please respond to me)
YOU ARE THE ONES TALKING ABOUT ME (please respond to me)
BRAD LOVES ME (please don’t ignore me)
I AM NOT ASKING FOR ATTENTION (I wish I had something clever to say)
Chris Moorehead said,
April 27, 2006 at 19:00
Come on, folks! I see The General’s handiwork all over this “Nancy” site. Or maybe it’s a joint venture between him and Betty Bowers…
Mary Jones said,
April 27, 2006 at 19:06
So, uh, I’m obviously not that bright, but is annie here for real or not? Is this an elaborate, Floyd Alvis type of performance art, or is she really this crazy?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 19:20
I’m not crazy. I’m just a person like you but saved much prettier and Brad has a mega crush on me.
These facts combine to piss off the mere mortals who beg and plead for Brad’s attention. Especially the women, they get downright nasty!
Iesu Criste said,
April 27, 2006 at 20:06
Mary Jones
April 27, 2006 07:06 PM
“So, uh, I’m obviously not that bright, but is annie here for real or not?”
annieangel
April 27, 2006 07:20 PM
“Not.”
Spence said,
April 27, 2006 at 20:45
We seem to have missed the point here. The female orgasm really is just a myth. As a gay male, I can say so with absolute authority.
Now excuse me while I go throw up.
Kathleen said,
April 27, 2006 at 20:54
Instead of previous efforts to hook up Ben Shapiro with Marie Jon’, how about going for a Nancy/Ben Shapiro love match?
that is one way to guarantee that her opinions on female orgasms are never threatened or questioned.
mikey said,
April 27, 2006 at 20:58
if The Lord intended for us to have such things, He would have given us penises.
Well, yeah, I mean–HEY! Waitaminute. You mean women don’t…I mean, they can’t…Er, well, how do they…???
Oh man, I’m just gonna quit this whole internet thing forever…
mikey
Yosef said,
April 27, 2006 at 22:47
You could give Allen material for A Brief History of Sadly, No!
Mary Jones said,
April 28, 2006 at 0:53
I’m just a person like you but saved much prettier and Brad has a mega crush on me.
However, you’re grammer is worse (there should be a comma between “saved”, “much prettier”, and “and”).
Also, you have a non-working link.
annieangel said,
April 28, 2006 at 1:07
Thanks for the link tip. Haloscan had demons yesterday.
And thanks for the grammar (not grammer, whoops) lesson! Are you sure there should be a comma before “and”?
Iesu Criste said,
April 28, 2006 at 1:31
Are you sure there should be a comma before “and”?
Yes, my child. In many cases it might not be neccessary to place a comma before the last item in such a list but your tortured syntax all but rquires on for the sentence in question.
Oh yeah. Also stop fornicating, thou trollop.
annieangel said,
April 28, 2006 at 1:37
Well tell you what. If I make mistakes you all can correct me. It’s the only way I’ll learn. :)
GoatBoy said,
April 28, 2006 at 3:36
If I make mistakes you all can correct me. It’s the only way I’ll learn.
No such thing as negative attention for this particular toddler, is there?
Usually that indicates emotional neglect by parents.
(“Well tell you what.” isn’t a sentence. As typed it isn’t even a phrase or a clause. It’s a list of words. I couldn’t resist, Lord forgive me.)
Iesu Criste said,
April 28, 2006 at 3:37
No sweat. Got your back, B.
annieangel said,
April 28, 2006 at 4:23
Thankyou!
jeff-perado said,
April 28, 2006 at 5:09
Wow.
Just WOW!
I just posted a couple of innocent comments on Annie’s blog last night and this afternoon.
Check out her responses to me after deleting my comments:
“You can go fuck yourself. :) You really think I care what YOU think?
Go beat your wife some more.
Looser. This is a serious topic and I’m sick of trolls.”
The funny thing, that what I said was nothing but a couple of quotes from the Gospel of Matthew and 1 Timothy about not hating your neighbors and not hating your enemies, with one thrown in (by Paul) stating that no real Christian should ever use profanity.
Her second response:
“Hey Jeff, you’re the asshole who trolled my blog! You ignored the serious topic and you think you’re going to get to post here?
Rot in Hell, unbeliever!”
All I had written there was a humorous question asking her if she had gotten Lisa Welchel’s permission to encroach upon her territory…
Annie, why are you Christians so vile and angry all the time? Lighten up, you’ll live longer.
jeff-perado said,
April 28, 2006 at 5:13
I guess my “atheist cloak of invisibility” has failed, and I am now readily visible to Christians everywhere.
Hey Brad, can I borrow one of your old ones you’ve got tucked away in the closet?
annieangel said,
April 28, 2006 at 5:23
You’re a troll, jeff. An unfunny, ignorant, smelly, troll, and you suck.
You’re not welcome on my blog because you’re a dick.
jeff-perado said,
April 28, 2006 at 6:11
hehehe
Annie, I can feel all the love from here.
(And who told you I smell?? I wear deodorant every single day…)
Annie this one’s just for you:
“Now I, Paul, myself urge you by the meekness and gentleness of Christ–I who am meek when face to face with you, but bold toward you when absent!“ [2 Cor 10:1 NASB]
Ooooh! I could go on all day quoting scripture to you…..
“One of themselves, a prophet of their own, said, ‘Cretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons’” [Titus 1:12 NASB]
Now as a liar, well, dear Annie, you make your bed, you sleep in it. Call me names if you must, but the Bible tells you about you.
Ah, my work is done.
annieangel said,
April 28, 2006 at 6:39
Whew!
g said,
April 28, 2006 at 7:10
annie: yap yap yap yap yap yap!!!!!
annieangel said,
April 28, 2006 at 7:21
*pats g on the head*
g said,
April 28, 2006 at 16:25
Here, annie. Want a biscuit? C’mon girl, here’s a biscuit!
Oh, look, she’s standing up on her hind legs!
Yosef said,
April 28, 2006 at 16:50
Where is Allen travelling to next?
Anonymous said,
April 28, 2006 at 17:27
Isn’t Annie griping about trolls much the same as Malkin griping about the eponymous brown folk?
Mary Jones said,
April 28, 2006 at 18:54
And thanks for the grammar (not grammer, whoops) lesson!
Note that I never said my grammar was perfect.
(I should have expected that to happen, however.)
annieangel said,
April 28, 2006 at 19:39
We all need each other to help us with our grammar, we’re like a family in that way, here at Sadly, No!.
Kilfarsnar said,
April 28, 2006 at 21:39
Eh, these Annieangel threads are getting old. She’s good at being sarcastic, but that’s where it ends. There’s no substance. She never answers questions, which is the only reason I would want to engage her (that and her legs).
So on that note, let’s see if a simple one will elicit a response: Annie, are those your legs in the picture on your ‘blog?
GoatBoy said,
April 28, 2006 at 21:55
We all need each other to help us with our grammar, we’re like a family in that way, here at Sadly, No!.
We are, indeed. Though I can’t quite decide if you’re the crack baby or the drunken stepmother. Either way we’d all be healthier and happier once you’re moved to a more suitable environment. I hear Free Republic and LGF operate outstanding foster homes/halfway houses along these lines.
Tough love, you know.
annieangel said,
April 29, 2006 at 2:53
Of course they’re my legs.
g said,
April 29, 2006 at 6:30
Yeah, well, you’ve got thick ankles and flabby calves. And your taste in shoes sucks.
annieangel said,
April 29, 2006 at 8:17
*pats g on the head and scratches behind his ear*
jeff-perado said,
April 29, 2006 at 12:25
Goog gods… When will this thread die already??
Annie, I would say “suck my dick” but I fear you would appreciate that comment. Besides, I read the goddamned bible, and you are wholly ignorant of it, go back to satan worshipping, X-files style.
jeff-perado said,
April 29, 2006 at 12:26
Good, not whatever the heck is “goog”…
g said,
April 29, 2006 at 18:50
cankles.
annieangel said,
April 29, 2006 at 19:14
Ohhhh, copying the Atriots…that’s a paddlin’.
Sexy Sadie said,
April 30, 2006 at 7:08
Hey, Annie, do you happen to be wheat? Because you are getting SHREDDED!
Mary Jones and Jillian are two of my new heroes.
annieangel said,
April 30, 2006 at 20:57
Huh?
Kilfarsnar said,
May 2, 2006 at 20:53
Cool, thanks Annie! I stand corrected; you do answer questions!
annieangel said,
May 3, 2006 at 16:34
No problem, Kilfartsnot!
annieangel said,
May 3, 2006 at 16:36
And 100 is mine. :)
Annie Alcholic said,
March 7, 2007 at 1:01
The big mistake wasn’t yours, Annie Alcholic, it was your mother’s for drinking during pregnancy and not having an abortion. Well, the really big one was the fact she didn’t have an abortion.
Annie Alcholic said,
March 7, 2007 at 13:32
By the way, did you enjoy being ass-raped by your father? I’m sure he didn’t, you being a fat, lonely, sad, Lewinsky lover, bitch.
Those aren’t her legs. She is the failed clone of a pig that was originated from a woman’s womb.
Annie Alcholic (also known as annieangel, without any space), likes to crave pussy from Lewinsky. She loves the woman, but hides it behind her Jebus-freak façade.
She isn’t but a half-wit, narsicistic, slut. But fat, so she dies of famine. Pity her, for having being born. Hate her father, for having impregnated her mother. Hate her mother, for not using her as a stem-cell.
Am I typing to fast for you, Annie Anvil? I hope not, since most probably you will answer me with something without a comma. Stop masturbation, Annie, the maggots might eat your fingers, and make you type even worse than you do while you masturbate.
Annie Alcholic said,
March 7, 2007 at 14:15
Also, send money***
Wow, who is the whore now?