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Evil wins the day
I’m trying to say how spectacular you guys are, but I keep ending up gaping at the keyboard…
The little fundraiser that I thought would lead to about fifty bucks in dimes has totaled about 1800 dollars, which solves most of the problems in the world in an empirical sort of way, from here — and there’s no way it’s fair that only the top five contributors are getting Photoshop work. I’m gonna do ten instead, and that’s a number with a bunch of flexibility, so if you want something just let me know.
I don’t want to post anyone’s name or any amounts, so I’ll send y’all emails tonight. I’m gonna go collapse on the fainting-couch now. Good gracious, yo….
Jillian said,
April 26, 2006 at 23:46
It couldn’t have happened to a nicer commie pinko scum liberal terrorist lover.
annieangel said,
April 26, 2006 at 23:54
I think you should make me a new banner all for free with your precious extracting tool thing that you think it so great.
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 0:29
You just know he’s going to blow it all on cigarettes and floozies if the Kate Jackson of the Sadly, No Angels…Brad…doesn’t intervene.
RETARDEAU said,
April 27, 2006 at 0:52
ooh that means I’m tanya roberts! and travis is cheryl ladd!
cranky said,
April 27, 2006 at 1:07
Which one of you is Shelly Hack?
jpj said,
April 27, 2006 at 1:07
Who is Farah?
madjoey said,
April 27, 2006 at 1:14
You mean Joseph Farah, right? Charlie’s Angels riding out on Farah’s mustache for a rendezvous with the baddies?
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 1:23
Retardo is Farrah Fawcett (it’s the hair), Gavin is Jaclyn Smith and Brad is Kate Jackson. Travis is Cheryl Ladd and Seb is Charlie.
Annieangel plays the hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold in episode 3, season 5, and Gary Ruppert plays the credenza in the office.
RETARDEAU said,
April 27, 2006 at 1:32
hmm Seb’s voice is kinda John Forsythe-ish.
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 1:50
Does John Forsythe sound like Dominique Michel after she went off estrogen therapy?
D. Sidhe said,
April 27, 2006 at 2:21
Oh, sure, and I still don’t have an address for you. But I suppose if you prefer, I could just send you that Ben Shapiro porn you’ve been on about…
punkinsmom said,
April 27, 2006 at 2:57
Congrats on the $$. Are you still taking in cash or have you reached your goal and not gotten greedy? Silly question.
No offense to the rest of you at S,N!, but Kate Jackson was always my fave.
RETARDEAU said,
April 27, 2006 at 3:13
Retardo is Farrah Fawcett (it’s the hair)
Are you sure it’s not the nipples? Seb keeps the a/c turned up in here.
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 3:24
Are you sure it’s not the nipples?
No, I’m quite sure it’s not. *Dame Edna looking rather appalled*
Dan Someone said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:10
All of which raises the question: Who is Bosley?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:23
Atrios is Bosley.
And I’m Jacklyn Smith, not some two bit hooker. UNDERSTAND???
Jillian said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:25
who’d pay two bits?
That’s a whole quarter, you know.
elendil said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:26
1800 dollars
Wow, that’s a lot of money. My contribution is still making its way from the Commonelf Bank to paypal, and you’ve already got enough for the tablet you want, so I guess I won’t be sending it to you anymore. My drawing wouldn’t have been very funny anyway (although I would have liked to have had the “collective left” with the speech bubble “Yeah, yeah, another stupid open thread” because Atrios is a jerk who’ll never link to my torture blog).
I’m eager to see what 3bulls comes up with.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:30
Jillian can’t be an Angel, she has to be Brenda from 90210.
Some Guy said,
April 27, 2006 at 4:53
You just know he’s going to blow it all on cigarettes and floozies…
He’ll blow half of it on cigarettes and floozies, the other half he’ll just squander.
(OK, old joke)
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:29
And I’m Jacklyn Smith, not some two bit hooker. UNDERSTAND???
Oh, no you ain’t. You’ll be a two-bit hooker or you’ll find yourself doing “The White Oaks of Jalna” every summer at “Ye olde Culture Faire” in Elvira, Ontario for the rest of your natural born life. Understood…missy?
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:40
You’re not the boss of who I am!
Mal de mer said,
April 27, 2006 at 5:50
You’re not the boss of who I am!
Those were exactly the same words Joey Heatherton screamed at Merv Griffin at back in 1978.
annieangel said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:10
Fine, you can be Joey Heatherton.
Pastor Maker said,
April 27, 2006 at 6:49
Why am I seeing Brad ordering a 1600 dollar Belgian hooker who smears guylian chocolates all over her fat pasty thighs?
Sadly, No! said,
April 27, 2006 at 7:32
It’s not easy to keep my penises cool!
Gentlewoman Geekpockets said,
April 27, 2006 at 8:36
Why the FUCK are y’all still talking to the analannie tranny? I’m taking all my five dollarses back.
Cheers,
GW
Thorlac said,
April 27, 2006 at 15:38
It’s not easy to keep my penises cool!Dammit, I’d almost forgotten about that! Ew.
Yosef said,
April 27, 2006 at 18:34
Me too, Thorlac.
1800 dollars
Is this some kind of phone number to get MAtthew Lesko’s book?
Marq said,
April 28, 2006 at 5:58
Dr. BLT, natch!
Merideth Carleton said,
May 24, 2006 at 3:19
Have you seen this before? It’s a number guessing game: http://www.amblesideprimary.com/ambleweb/mentalmaths/guessthenumber.html. I guessed 24238, and it got it right! Pretty neat.
Courtney Gidts said,
May 24, 2006 at 3:20
I’ve managed to save up roughly $26782 in my bank account, but I’m not sure if I should buy a house or not. Do you think the market is stable or do you think that home prices will decrease by a lot?