Because no horse is worth beating unless it’s totally dead, here are some more exclusive photos from our last trip to Baghdad:
Look, liberal media! Baghdad is working on a recycling center! Put that in your hippie crack pipe and smoke it!!!
Now let’s go in for a close-up:
They’ve got the Great Pyramid, the Colossus, the Eiffel Tower and the Colosseum? Wow! And check out that freshly-painted school right next to the Kremlin! If that ain’t success, I don’t know what is!