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Light Posting Ahead
Work is skull-fucking me in the ass right now, so it’ll be a few days before I post again.
In the meantime, I’ll simply note that Arctic Monkeys sound like a shitty Franz Ferdinand, who themselves are just Gang of Four with better pop sensibilities (not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you).
Also, the Flaming Lips’ new album is teh wicked awesome.
[Gavin adds: MB from Wampum says to please stop using the secret mailbombing weapon to send Koufax votes -- and adds the crushing detail that more votes seem to have arrived after voting closed, on Sunday, than in the previous 500 million weeks since the finalists were announced.]
[sobbing]
Alek Hidell said,
March 29, 2006 at 16:11
skull-fucking me in the ass
That’s quite a feat.
Brad R. said,
March 29, 2006 at 16:17
That’s quite a feat.
You don’t even want to know.
Ginger Yellow said,
March 29, 2006 at 16:21
So it’s true: you do talk out of your arse!
yuh-uhuh! said,
March 29, 2006 at 16:28
How dare you compare Franz Turdinand with Gang of Four.
theo said,
March 29, 2006 at 16:33
I thought ABC were “Gang of Four with better pop sensibilities”. At first, anyway.
Rosencrantz said,
March 29, 2006 at 16:34
I like to think Arctic Monkeys are like Franz Ferdinand except not shitty.
Guildenstern said,
March 29, 2006 at 16:45
I am so over Arctic Monkeys. Of course, I plan on liking them again in July, but in an ironic sort of way.
John said,
March 29, 2006 at 17:01
Butthead.
Prudence Goodwife said,
March 29, 2006 at 17:01
“Also, the Flaming Lips’ new album is teh wicked awesome.”
Get the DVD-A for extra fucking teh awesomeness. Surround sound was tailor made for Wayne.
Vladi G said,
March 29, 2006 at 17:09
The new Secret Machines album is really good too. I’m listening to it right now in fact.
Dreamweasel said,
March 29, 2006 at 17:21
Let’s play Six Degrees of Gang of Four!
“Have you heard the new Shakira record? It’s like Gang of Four with a samba beat and a significntly greater quantity of ass-wiggling.”
Woodrowfan said,
March 29, 2006 at 17:39
you’re just making these band names up, aren’t you?? Just screwing with the boomers again…
damn kids (and stay off my lawn!)
mikey said,
March 29, 2006 at 17:56
Also, the Flaming Lips’ new album is teh wicked awesome.
No shit. “Turn it On” is one of the top ten songs of ALL FUCKING TIME!! So says me, anyway…
mikey
Mr. Mordant said,
March 29, 2006 at 18:24
Hey, show some respect, guys. The Franz Ferdinand frontman got shot a couple weeks ago.
teh l4m3 said,
March 29, 2006 at 18:39
Mr. Mordant: I did it.
BillyD said,
March 29, 2006 at 18:46
Drudge is reporting that a cat is terrorizing New England. It looks remarkably similar to the Hitler cat I’ve seen roaming around Sadly, No! Has the hitler cat escaped?
MB said,
March 29, 2006 at 18:49
Hey, kind SN! guys. Think you could ask your readers to now stop utilizing that cool little toy which sends in votes to the Koufaxes? I think you’ve received more ballots since the voting ending than while the voting was open ;).
Yosef said,
March 29, 2006 at 20:00
MB, they’re actually doing that on purpose to receive some type of Cobb award
JK47 said,
March 29, 2006 at 20:20
I saw Franz Ferdinand play in LA the other night. Meh. Then Death Cab For Cutie played. Meh. I guess I must be getting old.
Ron Mexico said,
March 29, 2006 at 20:38
[I]skull-fucking me in the ass[/I]
Tried it once - overrated.
Monkey Testicle said,
March 29, 2006 at 20:54
Can I guest-blog for you, huh….pleeease? I’m the ultimate whore, and a wingnut.
tigrismus said,
March 29, 2006 at 21:55
Wait a minute, whose skull? And would this make you an asshat?
MCH said,
March 29, 2006 at 22:00
Maybe an assface, assglasses, or an ass-mask?
tigrismus said,
March 29, 2006 at 22:00
And speaking of asses, Gavin, a word to the wise(*snicker*): tell folks how cute your ass is BEFORE voting closes next time.
MCH said,
March 29, 2006 at 22:05
That’s it! With your assglasses, your aromatic ass-mask, polyester-n-tinfoil asshat and leopard-print dolphin shorts from the Kaye, (Grogan.-”Collection)”, you can stop all that anocranial fornicative activity.
tigrismus said,
March 29, 2006 at 22:08
Oh dear gods, aromatic ass-mask and Kaye Grogan’ in the same sentence? *erk* I pray your death will be swift but not painless. Bastard. *heave*
Sifu Tweety said,
March 29, 2006 at 22:16
A) How did the skull get in your ass? Is this a thing? Are there websites? Please don’t tell me about them.
B) Artic Monkeys suck so fucking bad. What is the deal with that?
Ass Master said,
March 30, 2006 at 0:42
YOU ARE A GAAAAAAY!!!
Andrew A. Gill, SLS said,
March 30, 2006 at 0:47
For the record, I am not the Andrew Gill who was in Gang of Four.
MB said,
March 30, 2006 at 1:17
Oh, geez…now I have guilt. Here, have a tissue.
blowback said,
March 30, 2006 at 2:09
Brad - did you get the version with the DVD or the regular version? If the former, is it worth the extra dosh?
Kurt Vonnegut said,
May 22, 2006 at 16:59
I want to chop off every single monkey’s head and put them on sticks. So it goes… :)
shomer shirnt said,
May 22, 2006 at 17:02
You guy is fucken retarded and you all should all die! that’s right m-o-o-n, die!
Have a nice life jerkoff!!!!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
shomer shirnt said,
May 22, 2006 at 17:03
You guy is retarded and you all should all die! that’s right m-o-o-n, die!
Have a nice life jerkoff!!!!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Abraham Lincoln said,
May 22, 2006 at 17:04
i feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine, that could assuage the anguish of your bereavment.
A. Lincoln