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But Marie, what would you do without us?
PeoplePolitical’s ‘email bage’ has been definitely resolved into not an ‘email page,’ but an ‘email bag.’ Thanks again to you-know-who.
Meanwhile, Marie Jon’ writes publicly to Jeff-Perado:
Please feel free to write us back, but next time use a much darker crayon.
Even as she simultaneously writes privately to Jeff-Perado:
Do not show up in my mail again you self absorbed small time twit!
We’d be like, “Snur-hur-hur! Leave it to Marie Jon’ to misspell ‘twat,’” but that wouldn’t be nice.
Brad R. said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:19
I love how her traffic spikes when we link to her.
Brad R. said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:20
Hey, we beat the People’s Truth Forum too…
Yosef said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:22
That’s a nice graph and all, and on first glance you would think that it proves your point. But if you remember her next sentence in the private email, she moved from NY to LA. That is some serious Big-time shit there. Only the biggest of the big move from NY to LA.
Not so smug now are ya’?
Brad R. said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:24
Outstanding reasoning there, Yosef. I hear Renew America’s looking for new columnists ;-)
Yosef said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:39
Well, it does sound like that’s what she was trying to say. She’s pretty incomprehensible, so I thought I’d take a shot out at helping her. Seriously, her writing is worse than Kerry Marsala’s.
BTW, I finally clicked over to the site for the first time. What’s with the constant automatic refreshing going on there (or is it just me?)
One more thing – I was just wondering if Mr. Smith has written anything new lately.
antid_oto said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:42
In that context “self-absorbed” should take a hyphen.
Gavin M. said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:49
Not so smug now are ya’?
[sobbing]
And born in New York! Only the very biggest of the big-timers are born in New York!
Gavin M. said,
July 20, 2005 at 19:50
Wait, who’s Mr. Smith? Did I forget something again?
Yosef said,
July 20, 2005 at 20:02
He was some crazed nut over at The Rant (I believe) that Brad had a couple of posts on. I think it was back when you had lost your password.
Gavin M. said,
July 20, 2005 at 20:14
Oh, this guy?
http://therant.us/staff/mr_smith/democrats_filibuster_women_and_minorities_hardest_hit.htm
There’s a new Darr and a new Hagin there, but the mysterious Mr. Smith seems to be hiding out lately. I’ll try searching the site — he’s a guaranteed must-read.
I think Brad might be over at S.Z.’s place, where that other doppelganger Yosef was just making fun of us.
Yosef said,
July 20, 2005 at 20:18
I wouldn’t trust that Yosef. He’s not a good guy.
Uncle Mike said,
July 20, 2005 at 20:21
Looks like she took my emailed suggestion to her. She changed “open minded” to include a hyphen…but then she went and capitalized it! And enclosed it in quotes! Damn.
Gavin M. said,
July 20, 2005 at 20:24
Jeez, you suggested that? So she’s totally relying on us as her proofreaders, but doesn’t acknowledge it?
antid_oto said,
July 20, 2005 at 20:42
“Small-time” should take a hyphen too.
jeff-perado said,
July 20, 2005 at 23:24
So she’s totally relying on us as her proofreaders, but doesn’t acknowledge it?
Exactly! We do the work for her. But, please, do not use even the tiniest little bit of snark, or she’ll call you a moron (even though she is the one with the grammar deficiency)…
Vivek said,
July 21, 2005 at 2:25
I hear Renew America’s looking for new columnists
Surely, as the hottest young conservative writer on the internets, Yosef is not only already writing for Renew America under some pen name, but many other wingnut outlets as well. Right, Yosef?
Woodrowfan said,
July 21, 2005 at 13:36
maybe if she tried some AbsorbShun ™ she’d be a happier person….
Yosef said,
July 21, 2005 at 14:59
Viv- Ineither admit nor deny that I am really George Will or Pastor Swank.
Hokie said,
July 21, 2005 at 19:01
Oh, here I was thinking you were Alan Keyes.