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Trial By Fire, Bitchez!!!
So The Editors have left their two cronies, Norbizness and Big Picnic, in charge of The Poor Man’s On-Line Journal of Kitten Pornography this week. And as Colonel Yosef points out in the comments, Norbizness wasted no time starting another kitten skirmish. This is clearly an act of aggression and will be met with brutal retaliation:
Don’t. Start. What. You. Can’t. Finish.
Vestal Vespa said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:05
Hey, I kinda like the last one. But that first kitty will haunt my dreams. I think that it is possessed by the soul of Leona Helmsley.
Brad R. said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:08
Hey, I kinda like the last one.
That’s only because it’s not as hideously frightening as the other three. It’s like thirsting in the dessert for three days and coming upon a warm can of Pepsi Clear ;-)
norbizness said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:11
Dude, I’m Switzerland. I can’t deal with all these internecine conflicts, or I’d have nothing else to do all day. Wait a minute…
Brad R. said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:16
Dude, I’m Switzerland. I can’t deal with all these internecine conflicts, or I’d have nothing else to do all day. Wait a minute…
Sorry, Norb. Our fight is really with the Editors, but the Brad Doctrine of Kitten Kontainment says that every seeming act of aggression, no matter how small, must be met with overwhelming force.
res publica said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:18
You know, I admire your resourcefulness. Pictures of hideous and/or deformed cats are remarkably hard to find. I know, because I was so inspired by your pictures, I tried to find more. Alas, the results were…lackluster. I’d donate pictures of my own cat, but as you can see, she’s gorgeous. Although if she keeps waking me up in the morning by biting my nose so hard she draws blood, that may change.
Brad R. said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:19
Res- That first one was goddamn freaky.
Yosef said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:32
“Dude, I’m Switzerland. I can’t deal with all these internecine conflicts, or I’d have nothing else to do all day. Wait a minute…”
As a famous man once said (I think it was Res)”you’re either with us or against us.” Norb, you chose the side of the Editors (unless… maybe the staff of S,N! could recruit Norbizness as a double agent for sabotage…)
Brad R. said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:40
That’s a brilliant idea! Norb, if you wanna trash the Editors’ site this week with ugly cat pics, you’d be our hero. Yosef sent me a whole stash of ‘em.
tg said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:43
Awww, I found a cute one.
Yosef said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:45
Damn, tg. You are one sick bastard. I’m glad you’re on our side.
res publica said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:45
If that’s real, it rocks my world.
Yosef said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:46
“Yosef sent me a whole stash of ‘em.”
I got more.
tg said,
June 30, 2005 at 21:57
This one is twice as cute!
norbizness said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:02
I confess my thoughtcrime and picturecrime and promise only to put up stupid, non-feline-related captions from here on out.
res publica said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:07
tg, you are a god astride a world of mewling mortals.
Gavin M. said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:10
It’s not the kittens, Norbiz, it’s the fat guy in the diaper.
Or, as we call him, Mr. Stolen-by-the-Editors Fat Diaper From-Sadly-No-guy!
Ooh, he’s quite the trademark over there, isn’t he? Brings a fat-guy diaper-chortle to any post.
Ooh.
Yosef said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:11
“I confess my thoughtcrime and picturecrime and promise only to put up stupid, non-feline-related captions from here on out.”
Sounds like a victory to me!
Gavin M. said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:26
I think we’re negotiating a joint Sadno/Poorman alliance to go attack Crooked Timber.
Tom Vazzano said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:30
If we had more Brad Doctrine’s this world would be a much funner place
res publica said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:30
well THOSE bitches totally have it coming.
Brad R. said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:32
Yes! Down with Crooked Timber!
*puts on face paint*
Kill the pigs! Spill their blood! Make them look at creepy cats!!
Gavin M. said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:35
Wait, we need to go to the UN first. Who’s the UN around here?
Anonymous said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:35
Shall we load the catapults, then?
“Pull!” *snap* “rrroooooooowwwwwwrrrr…”
Brad R. said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:36
Wait, we need to go to the UN first. Who’s the UN around here?
That’s a liberal pansy attitude! Sadly, No! doesn’t need anyone’s permission slip!!!!
res publica said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:36
I dunno, someone responsible like Amanda Marcotte
Gavin M. said,
June 30, 2005 at 22:38
What if someone posts a comment at Eschaton describing how Crooked Timber is a threat. A threat to their neighbors, to stability in the region.
That we will no longer stand for this naked aggression from Crooked Timber!
Thorlac said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:04
Brad & Gavin: drunk with power or simply drunk?
Vestal Vespa said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:06
Brad & Gavin: drunk with power or simply drunk?
Posted by Thorlac at June 30, 2005 11:04 PM
I see no reason why it can’t be both.
D. Sidhe said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:08
I know better than to get in the middle of a catfight.
I thought the last one you’ve got up there was pretty cute, though. I wake up with one just like it staring me in the face every morning.
Gavin M. said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:15
Scott Lemieux of Lawyers, Guns, and Money just dropped by the Poorman. But little did Scott know that the terror-supporting, neighbor-threatening junta of so-called ‘Crooked Timber’ criminal strongmen were talking about him that very minute
http://crookedtimber.org/2005/06/29/3491/#comments
jeff-perado said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:32
So Gavin, what does LGM have to do with the cute and fuzzy kitties?
Remember, this is war! We must not get distracted!!!
Gavin M. said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:36
The terror regime at so-called ‘Crooked Timber’ is sponsoring an act of criminal aggression against LGM.
Shall we just stand by idly while another domino falls?
Meri said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:40
Pictures of hideous and/or deformed cats are remarkably hard to find.
I agree.
This is the best one I could find.
res publica said,
June 30, 2005 at 23:46
Shit, i think I’m blind now.
tg said,
July 1, 2005 at 0:20
Meri, I loved that cat in “Octopussy.”
Woodrowfan said,
July 1, 2005 at 1:23
Here, try thgis one if things get too rough. Not as bad as the 8 leggged cat (MY EYES) but still counts as a Feline of Mass Destruction.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/graphics/catrat_small.jpg
Brad R. said,
July 1, 2005 at 1:26
Woodrow-
That’s one of the Editors’ cats *after* our kitties got through with it.
Anonymous said,
July 1, 2005 at 2:41
Oh come on, that one of the sink looks way cool.
res publica said,
July 1, 2005 at 3:13
Is there a war on yet? It is so fucking hot here…it was even hot in the grocery store, which is FULL OF REFRIDGERATORS! Something is wrong with that picture.
Pinko Punko said,
July 1, 2005 at 5:11
Holy Mother of God, boys. You can rock me to sleep after those l’il pussies. I’m swearin off pussy now, that’s for sure!
celticgirl said,
July 1, 2005 at 8:04
God, I LOVE Kitten Kombat! More, more! (OK, except that poor electrocuted one – OUCH!)
Yosef said,
July 1, 2005 at 14:10
Hey guys, I just noticed that the guys that run Crooked Timber look exactly like the guys that held me hostage back in the 80s. I’d recognize them anywhere.
Vivek said,
July 1, 2005 at 14:46
Yosef: This raises lots of questions! None of which I’m willing to answer or look into, but by god, they’re raised.
Woodrowfan said,
July 1, 2005 at 18:55
I’m waiting for the freepers to blame ugly cats on the Clintons somehow…
res publica said,
July 1, 2005 at 18:58
Are you kidding? That guy from Crooked Timber had State Troopers bring me to meet him in a motel room for oral sex. I felt so….violated….