Jun
8
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Time to Give Sondra K. a Big Dose of “Sadly, No!”
In the comments, SondraK writes:
And no, you won’t get my traffic this time either. Now stop being a spoiled brat left out of the party.
Gee, I wonder if Sondra’s right? Maybe we just make fun of her because we’re jealous of all her traffic and…
Ooop! Looks like that gets a big old “Sadly, No!”
SondraK said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:16
Words in my mouth again. They all add up, silly. I’ve had spikes, too. Your pendragon freak show will level off.
Gah, you will not win….
let’s see if I can take things out of context, too….
hmmm, no, I prefer the honest approach and don’t like to mislead. That’s like lying.
It’s the credibility, stupid.
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:19
Directly quoting Sondra = Putting words in her mouth.
Sondra, you’re the best. Please, come by every day. I’ll make you Sadly, No’s! Resident Troll! It’ll be so much fun!
Vestal Vespa said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:21
Credibility. Heh.
Vivek said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:35
Pendragon? I do not think that word means what you think it means, madam!
SondraK said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:45
Hey, Scooter…why you keep bringing other people into this what don’t apply? We’re talking SondraK and Brad here, (OMG…I said that…ewwwww)
Sorry Brad….your wooing isn’t working, I’m just here for today’s *come look at Brad picking his nose and eating it everyone*…
I’m not impressed, Sweetie. But you keep trying, I’d hate to break your heart….but I DO have many gentleman callers and they have it heads over you by a milestone.
REAL men, mmmmmm.
And stalkers REALLY creep me out, K? You’re beginning to creep me out. Really.
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:47
And stalkers REALLY creep me out, K? You’re beginning to creep me out. Really.
Hey, you’re the one who keeps leaving messages on my posts.
W.E.Todd said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:51
way to address those substantive issues…
putz
Vestal Vespa said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:52
I DO have many gentleman callers and they have it heads over you by a milestone.
There’s something VERY “Glass Menagerie” about that assertion.
Gavin M. said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:56
Hey Brad, lay off my girlfriend.
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 0:58
Whoa, OK, G. I didn’t know you two were an item. Now that’s the SECOND wingnut you’ve dated, yes? Or did you date Malkin too?
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 1:01
way to address those substantive issues…
putz
Uh, I believe it was Sondra K who accused me of picking my nose…
Gavin M. said,
June 9, 2005 at 1:05
No one knows about me and ____ ____ except trusted confidantes, and it was years ago, and oh! look what time it is, I really must be going….
SondraK said,
June 9, 2005 at 1:05
Stop stalking my blog.
zuzu said,
June 9, 2005 at 1:05
But you keep trying, I’d hate to break your heart….but I DO have many gentleman callers
Hussy.
ts said,
June 9, 2005 at 1:39
But you keep trying, I’d hate to break your heart….but I DO have many gentleman callers
Is she sure they’re male? I found out the hard way that my pretty 18-year old single large-breasted Asian female correspondent was actually some child molester in jail near Akron, Ohio. That’s the funny thing about the Internets.
…
Now I think about it, she called herself “SondraK” too…hmmm
Kristin Sausville said,
June 9, 2005 at 1:54
I like how SondraK thinks it would be icky if she were involved with Brad (even though she’s the one who sought him out) — yeah, icky for him, maybe. I dated him a few years ago, and hon, you should be so lucky.
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 2:00
I dated him a few years ago, and hon, you should be so lucky.
Ack! You embarrass me! ;-)
Kristin Sausville said,
June 9, 2005 at 2:07
Oh, and Sondra? If there are “many” of them, they’re not “gentlemen.” We have other words for that.
RETARDO said,
June 9, 2005 at 2:40
Well, I’ve dated both Brad and SondraK and let me tell you, there’s no comparison. Brad did it for love, SondraK for money. And what SondraK offered to let me do… well, it was a turnoff. I’m sorry but I just won’t poop on anybody, no matter how much they beg for it.
Brad has standards.
Hi, Brad.
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 4:27
RETARDO was the best lay ever.
SondraK said,
June 9, 2005 at 5:39
Honies…Brad sought ME out…actually, I do believe 4 times already so far, 3 today alone! I’ve asked him repeatedly to stop stalking me. How else would I know “he” existed???
There you all go stereotyping again. You know not what a getleman is? Tisk tisk. Didn’t think so.
Distorting facts YET again. How….lefty of y’all.
Kristin, dear, how would YOU know? THAT’s why they’re called gentleman…because they are.
And a lady doesn’t disparage another that she is not acquainted with.
Uncle Mike said,
June 9, 2005 at 6:00
Brad: you should be ashamed of yourself, calling SondraK day and night, emailing her hundreds of times a day, putting a gun to her head and forcing her to comment here.
You…you STALKER!!
Kristin Sausville said,
June 9, 2005 at 7:03
Sondra, what are “honies” and “getlemen”? And why is “gentleman” now a plural? Are these still more words made up by Dubya that we’re supposed to use now?
And it’s a good thing I never claimed to be a “lady” . . .
SondraK said,
June 9, 2005 at 7:39
Goodnight kidz………..
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SondraK said,
June 9, 2005 at 7:45
No Kristin, you’re just a psycho ASSHOLE.
GregH said,
June 9, 2005 at 8:33
\Pen”drag*on\, n. A chief leader or a king; a head; a dictator; — a title assumed by the ancient British chiefs when called to lead other chiefs.
The dread Pendragon, Britain’s king of kings. –Tennyson.
n : the supreme war chief of the ancient Britons
Anonymous said,
June 9, 2005 at 8:35
Wow two chicks in a cat fight over Assrocket? Don’t worry ladies there’s enough to go around.
Realist said,
June 9, 2005 at 13:01
Stop stalking my blog.
Jayzuz Aitch Key-rist, what a fucking tool.
moonbiter said,
June 9, 2005 at 14:33
All this makes me very nostalgic for High School.
wha? said,
June 9, 2005 at 15:22
The thing that kills me about this gaggle of half-wit dingbats at Cotillion is that they all love to play southern. Not a single one of them rises anywhere close to the standard of a southern lady. I mean, look at them – SondraK has this big fuckin’ ugly tatto on her forearm (seriously) with a snake and some other biker-whore crap on it, and then she comes over here pretending to be some kind of deb. Give it up, child. You can be trash, or you can be a lady, but you can’t be both. And as far as I can see, you’re just white trash.
spencer said,
June 9, 2005 at 15:49
I’m not impressed, Sweetie. But you keep trying, I’d hate to break your heart….but I DO have many gentleman callers and they have it heads over you by a milestone.
Why does this sound like something a drag queen in a Tennessee Williams play would say?
spencer said,
June 9, 2005 at 15:49
Damn, Vestal Vespa already went there. Never mind.
Vestal Vespa said,
June 9, 2005 at 17:40
Damn, Vestal Vespa already went there. Never mind.
Posted by spencer at June 9, 2005 03:49 PM
Hey, but the Drag Queen twist is a good one . . .
PZ Myers said,
June 9, 2005 at 19:05
This is no fair. All of my trolls are stupid and repetitive and tedious and foolish, and you get…oh, wait. I guess we’re about on par here.
Gavin M. said,
June 9, 2005 at 19:18
Hey, I emailed Adam Yoshida to come post again, but he hasn’t replied yet. This is the best we could get on short notice.
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 19:25
Dr. Myers-
Y’know, it’s funny. There are mindless douchebags everywhere, regardless of their political stripe (for our side, see the folks who post at the Democratic Underground).
But I don’t think I’ve ever in my life seen someone so allergic to facts and knowledge as Sondra. She said, “I don’t see what freedom has to do with 9/11.” I said, “Well, President Bush said it was an attack on our freedoms.” She then said, “You’re not quoting the president directly.” I did a Google search, found the relevant quote and posted it. She replied by attacking my manhood and accused me of eating my own boogers. It was the most incredible exchange I’ve ever had.
Yosef said,
June 9, 2005 at 19:35
First Amber, then Mahablog, then Sondra, now Powerline. This has got to be the best week ever on S,N!
I can’t wait to see who you go after next. I want y’all to know that I fully support Sadly, No! in its quest to become the most hated blog by other blogs.
Honestly, nothing makes me read more than blog wars. The shit between Steve Gilliard and that guy, the things going on with Shakespeare’s Sister about Kos, and everything going on here – I love it!
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 19:39
First Amber, then Mahablog, then Sondra, now Powerline. This has got to be the best week ever on S,N!
Don’t forget Malkin!
Yosef said,
June 9, 2005 at 19:53
My bad, Malkin kinda got lost in there since Sweet, sexy Sondra interrupted.
SondraK said,
June 9, 2005 at 19:58
“You’re not quoting the president directly.”
That was a reference to him quoting me. Whoops! Over your heads and you ran with it.
You people have no idea….none. This has been fantastic.
You have all been played, loves. Like out of tune fiddles. You’ll see.
Kristin Sausville said,
June 9, 2005 at 20:02
I feel sorry for Sondra. I wonder what her life must be like to cause her to lash out with so many defense mechanisms (e.g., the projection she directed at me, etc.).
Brad R. said,
June 9, 2005 at 20:09
That was a reference to him quoting me. Whoops! Over your heads and you ran with it.
Sondra-
If you write something and everyone except you interprets it differently from the way you intended, it can only mean one thing: you’re a really shitty writer.
zuzu said,
June 9, 2005 at 20:17
Did you see this post?
Apparently, someone wearing a neckbrace hunched into a roll of Life Savers is representative of the beauty of the Cotillion girls.
suspicious package said,
June 10, 2005 at 3:49
Check out the macha chica’s ink? She’s got a peace symbol for a tat, and didn’t even know it. Cognitively deficient or just blonde all the time? I hope it was one of them wash off tats. Dumbass!
Proxy said,
June 10, 2005 at 4:21
Hey Blondie,
Did Dagwood do your ink? I hope it’s a wash off, because that’s a peace symbol, you twit. ROTFLMAO!
BOOM! BOO-YAH!
Hey DUMBASS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s a fricken RUNE, MORON!!!!!!!!!!! Boom Bang!
http://www.sondrak.com/archive/007072.php
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who’s the twit now, doofus?!
Thanks for the greatest laugh of all from you guys.
My work is DONE here.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Crap did you swallow both feet , idiot.
maryc said,
June 10, 2005 at 5:03
"….but I DO have many gentleman callers"
"many", huh? Well, that means she’s either really really
horribly old, a slut, or a major cock tease. All in all a thoroughly unattractive
individual, and as she is unattractive, I do not wish
to know her.
Signed,
One of Brad’s surfers you will not get your bloggy hands on, lady.
CraigC said,
June 10, 2005 at 5:22
Yeah, that’s right, because you know all about Sondra, huh? You’re absolutely right, she’s old, a slut, and a cock-tease. And you’re an idiot.
Brad R. said,
June 10, 2005 at 5:34
Guys- Please. There is no need to get personal. Please do not call people sluts, white trash, etc. Just because we disagree with someone doesn’t give us the right to make nasty insinuations about their personal lives (unless we’re talking about Ben Shapiro’s cross-dressing/porn fetish… there are always exceptions).
Scott C. said,
June 10, 2005 at 5:53
“….but I DO have many gentleman callers”
She sounds like the frumpy wife in the MST3K episode “Beast of Yucca Flats”….”Why back in ‘54 I had many gentleman callers, I did…”
I’m sorry, but according to the DAR, if you have a sleeve of tattoes running down to your pupik, you don’t have “gentleman callers.” You have shirtless, hairy guys in bib overalls abd trucker hats who show up at the door toting a cold pizza and a six pack of Mickey’s Big Mouths.
Uncle Mike said,
June 10, 2005 at 6:14
You know, whenever I reference someone who was quoting me, I always use the phrase “You’re not quoting the president directly.”
And then I force them at gunpoint to call me “President” all day long. But that might just be me.
Oh, and SondraK.
otterbotter said,
June 10, 2005 at 6:19
so now she’s a southern belle with the newer futhark emblazened upon her skin? Because “algiz” is not the name of the original ancient futhark runes. if you’re going to pretend to have the understanding of an ancient language, at least do it well.
Ripley said,
June 10, 2005 at 8:25
Hey Proxie,
What ya think the peace symbol comes from?
A rune.
Ya ultramarune.
Jeeez! Did IQs just drop sharply while I was…? Yeah, I guess they did. Seem like Deja vu, all over again.
Scott C. said,
June 10, 2005 at 8:32
Scott, you would fall down on your knees in front of Sondra and cry like a baby because your little weiner didn’t work….
Well, granted, I doubt my “little weiner” would be operational in Sondra’s presence, but then it rarely rises to the challenge when heavily tattoed, beery-breathed skanks are staggering about the room.
I tend to prefer actual women to the fleshy blow-up dolls you apparently crave, Craigie.
CraigC said,
June 10, 2005 at 8:44
I rest my case, Scott.
Scott C. said,
June 10, 2005 at 8:47
I rest my case, Scott.
Um, Craigie? You actually have to have a case before you can rest it. When you’re done with your copy of Hustler’s Jailhouse Girls video, and your dreams of sharing a moldy futon with Sondra in the back room of a crackhouse in Riverside, give it some thought, and get back to us.
maryc said,
June 10, 2005 at 8:52
Craig, you are defending a woman who takes a picture of her ASS
and posts it on her blog for all to….gawk at. What kind of woman does
that? I don’t even do that! And
I’m a cruel bitch. ;*
LMPSAO said,
June 10, 2005 at 10:36
Where’s the picture of her ass, MaryC? Is there a peace symbol on that, too? LMPSAO! I like girls butts. Got a problem wif dat?
Laughing my peace symboled ass off!
Kirsty said,
June 10, 2005 at 11:42
Sondra, darling, what exactly is a “pendragon freak show”? Are you suggesting that Brad is about to inherit the English throne?
The Dark Avenger said,
June 10, 2005 at 16:48
“It is I, Brad R, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Sadly, No!. King of the blogsphere, defeater of the SondraK, Sovereign of all the internets…”
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