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Do those things come in different flavors?
Why is it that Clog (the blog of TownHall) is staffed exclusively by (illiterate) virgins?:
Uganada is the only success story on the continent of Africa–and it is the only area that promotes the ABC model (Abstinence first, then be faithful to your spouse, and if you choose to give in to your lust and act like an animal in heat, then use a condemn).
Now if you excuse us, our wife will be home soon and we plan on giving in to our lust and acting like an animal in heat. Don’t worry though — we’ll use a condone.
Edit: Looks like one of you traitorous bastards told them about the mistakes since they have been fixed.
merl said,
July 12, 2004 at 18:15
I am damn sick and tired of correcting these dumbasses’ grammar and spelling. Oh well, another letter I guess. You’d think I’d get paid for doing their editor’s job for him.
Thersites said,
July 12, 2004 at 18:28
I once tried using a condor. Largest wingspan of any bird, you know. Amazing how they fit ‘em into those tiny packets.
NTodd said,
July 12, 2004 at 18:43
I always use condiments whenever I visit Ugandaria.
r@d@r said,
July 12, 2004 at 18:54
when i saw “uganada”, i thought the author had gotten uganda confused with canada.
because, they’re, like, right next to each other on the map and all…
QuickSauce said,
July 12, 2004 at 19:09
An illiterate virgin with the name “Trey Hicks,” no less.
Sadly, No! said,
July 12, 2004 at 19:51
Excellent merl. Please tell them we sent you.
salvage said,
July 12, 2004 at 20:10
choose to give in to your lust and act like an animal in heat
Baby, that ain’t no act.
Gozer said,
July 12, 2004 at 22:52
Uganada is just like Canada only the people are darker and the weather is nicer.
Frederick said,
July 12, 2004 at 22:53
Wait a second. TownHall advocated using a condemn, and you’re using a condone? Are you sure that’s safe? Perhaps you should try a condominium. Or a condoleezza.
Frederick said,
July 12, 2004 at 22:57
I advocate lifelong abstinence for the denizens of TownHall, and indeed all Republicans. If only George and Barbara could have kept their lust in check and not succumbed to their animal urges. (btw, if you were married to Barbara, you’d do it doggy style too)
Frederick said,
July 13, 2004 at 1:31
Family legend has it that 40 years or so ago my uncle’s landlady expressed dismay regarding a former tenant who had left “used conundrums” in the vacated apartment. My uncle reportedly rejoined, “Used conundrums? How puzzling!”
Patrick Taylor said,
July 14, 2004 at 3:40
Well, if Uganada like I’ve ganada, the condemn would be followed by a condone.
ransom said,
July 23, 2004 at 19:44
waka waka waka. . .spell check’s a bitch. . .