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Cannot resist urge… must attack the Clintons!
In an otherwise unremarkable editorial about the tax returns of John Kerry’s wife, the Wall Street Journal writes:
Given Mrs. Heinz Kerry’s fortune, estimated by the Los Angeles Times at between $900 million and $3.2 billion, it’s unlikely she is doing anything unethical to raise the money for a mortgage, like the Clintons. [Emphasis added]
We look forward to much more of this in the coming months:
Your turn:
Jackmormon said,
July 1, 2004 at 13:50
That’s a badly written insult, to boot! It took me a couple of read-throughs until I figured out that the sentence should be understood: “…as the Clintons did.”
The writers wanted so badly to insult the Clintons that they rushed the meaning past the grammar.
renato said,
July 1, 2004 at 14:00
It’s unlikely George W. Bush is a closeted homosexual, like Rush Limbaugh.
Don Juan said,
July 1, 2004 at 14:04
John Kerry doesn’t have a raging crack habit, like the Clintons.
alanw said,
July 1, 2004 at 14:10
I thought it meant that she didn’t, you know, do the Clintons for mortgage money.
Unlike most of the SCLM.
NO MSG said,
July 1, 2004 at 15:22
John Kerry isn’t a Clinton, like the Clintons.
NTodd said,
July 1, 2004 at 16:04
That’s a badly written insult, to boot! It took me a couple of read-throughs until I figured out that the sentence should be understood: “…as the Clintons did.”
Yeah, I had to think a minute. Thot maybe they were saying, “just like the Clintons, the Kerrys are also ethical.”
BTW, John Kerry isn’t in league with Lucifer, like the Clintons.
s.z. said,
July 1, 2004 at 16:25
While John Kerry’s wife is bossy and obnoxious, like Hillary Clinton, at least doesn’t have a space alien baby, like the Clintons.
Cap'n Phealy said,
July 1, 2004 at 16:43
John Kerry and his wife don’t spend their spare time feeding cute, harmless little puppies into a gigantic food processor, as the Clintons do, or posting photos of the resulting carnage on the internet they claim to have invented, as the Gores did.
Yosef said,
July 1, 2004 at 17:14
John Kerry didn’t ignore the warnings about 9/11 or lie about reasons to invade Iraq, like the Clintons!
doghouse riley said,
July 1, 2004 at 18:35
Not only that, but they misspelled “Klintoon”.
bgn said,
July 1, 2004 at 19:00
John Kerry didn’t kill off the dinosaurs, like the Clintons.
morganna the kissing bandit said,
July 1, 2004 at 19:39
John Kerry doesn’t collect the vaginas of the endangered majestic silverback gorillas of the deepest heart of Africa and make full length pimp coats out of them, like the Clintons…
MO said,
July 1, 2004 at 21:40
John Kerry has never been cleared of wrongdoing by a thorough report two years before he is impeached for the very same stuff he’s been cleared of, like Bill Clinton.
Frederick said,
July 1, 2004 at 21:46
John Kerry isn’t the spawn of Satan, like the Clintons.
John Kerry doesn’t eat babies, like the Clintons.
Frederick said,
July 1, 2004 at 21:49
John Kerry doesn’t sodomize koala bears using pig vomit as lubricant, like Bill Clinton.
Chris said,
July 1, 2004 at 23:08
John Kerry isn’t in league with the Cigarette Smoking Man and Easter Bunny to pollute our precious bodily fluids and prepare the way for our enslavement by the muskrat people of Alpha Centauri like the Clintons are.
vachon said,
July 2, 2004 at 3:08
Whaaaa? They really wrote that?
Linnaeus said,
July 2, 2004 at 4:56
John Kerry’s daughters aren’t ugly, unlike the Clintons’….
Oh wait, I think Rush beat me to that one about ten years ago….dammit!
Pete M. said,
July 2, 2004 at 8:12
John Kerry did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, like Bill Clinton.
morganna the kissing bandit said,
July 2, 2004 at 16:28
This is fun
John Kerry didn’t invent crack and spread it in our ghettos to control the minority populations, like Bill Clinton.
Dark Avenger said,
July 3, 2004 at 17:19
Kerry didn’t run a cocaine-smuggling operation outside of Mena, AR, unlike the Clintons.